judge15235
James Creek, PA
age: 62
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Damn Cat
This biker couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
Not wanting to ride their Harleys they phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn’t want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her husband will be out soon. “He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.”
A few minutes later, the biker gets into the cab.”Sorry I took so long”, he says as they drive away. “Stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”
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paken
Bonneau, SC
age: 64
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 ROFLMAO
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liatris
Fairfield, CT
age: 43
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lilguppy2bit
Auburn, WA
age: 53
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U R sooooo bad...
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jackster123
Murfreesboro, TN
age: 53
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I laughed so hard that i hit my head on the computer screen and had tears running down my face, let's see that would be hmyhotchtrdmy instead of lmao, or rotfl
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judge15235
James Creek, PA
age: 62
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Thats some serious laughter!!
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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