highlandscout
Tonasket, WA
age: 58
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.......................Two Tough Questions
Question 1:
...If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
...who had 8 kids already,
...three who were deaf,
...two who were blind,
...one mentally retarded, and
...she had syphilis,
---> Would you recommend that she have an abortion?
............Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
...It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates.
---( Candidate A. --->
..Associates with crooked politicians, and
..consults with an astrologist.
..He's had two mistresses.
..He also chain smokes and
..drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
---( Candidate B. --->
..He was kicked out of office twice,
..sleeps until noon,
..used opium in college and
..drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
---( Candidate C. --->
..He is a decorated war hero.
..He's a vegetarian,
..doesn't smoke,
..only drinks an occasional beer and
..never cheated on his wife.
---> Which of these candidates would be your choice?
>>>>>>> Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. <<<<<<<
..........-------------------------------------------------------..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Candidate A is
---> Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Candidate B is
--->Winston Churchill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Candidate C is
--->Adolph Hitler.
---> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
---------> If you said YES,
--------------->You just killed Beethoven.
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