richardjf
Glendora, NJ
age: 56 online now!
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Joe gets a call on day from a very rich family. Upon arriving he is greeted by the lady and her 5 year old son. She shows Joe where the problem is and telles her son to stay out of the plumbermans way. Joe takes a wrench from his took box and the little boy says, what dat, what dat. Joe answers "its my wrench" so the little boy waves his hand in Joes face and says " ah my daddy got two of demmm"
Joe reaches in his tool box and pulls out a screwdriver, the little boy says, "whats dat, whats dat. Joe replies its my screwdriver. The little boy again waves his hand and says, My daddy got two of demmm. Joe shakes his head and walks down the hall to the bathroon to talk a pee. He pulls it out and the little boy says, Whats dat, whats dat, now Joe smiles and says it my penis and if you tell me your daddy has two of them your a liar. The little boy replies, ya he do, one he pees with and the other he chases mommy around the house whit. 
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richardjf
Glendora, NJ
age: 56 online now!
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Joe in 3rd grade
Joe was sitting in his 3rd grade classroom one day and the teacher wanted each of the class to use a word she would give them in a sentence. She finally called on Joe and wanted him to use the word "ACTUALLY"
Joe scrathed his head for a few seconds and then said:
I was walking down the hall the other day and as I passed the supply room I seen Miss White and Mr Smith taking there cloths off , then Miss White got up on the desk on her hands and knees, than Mr Smith got behind her on his hands and knees, and you know I ACTUALLY think they were going to shit on desk.
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nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 43
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that was good..........kids say the funniest things!
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