| 10/19/2008 3:57:40 PM |
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springtide
Brick, NJ
age: 56
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Hi All,
Start a thread about me, maybe I will ge some action! Been on this site for 9 months, had a few e-mails, and one date. The picture this man sent me was 20 years old. Did he think I would not notice when I met him? I really thought it was funny, my one and only on-line date turns out to be 70 years old. Good thing I am an EMT and had O2 in my car, or I might have had to do CPR.( he got a little excited at my breath taking beauty, sorry grandpa, you are definetly not getting lucky.).
Truth is , you have to have a sense of humor with this. Have some fun, don't take it to heart, and maybe we really could meet someone.
Now, make up some juicy rumors about me!
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| 10/19/2008 4:07:16 PM |
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nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 43
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hmmmmm.......well I have to say you need to help make things happen on your own. Posting in the forums is a great way to meet ppl. Also, don't wait for the men, you can go out there, email and flirt just like they do!
A rumor??? hmmmmmmmmmmm
 our new friend here has quite the devilish side from what I have heard! It has been rumored that she is messing with old men in the back seat of her car. It has been so HOT that the men have had to seek medical attention!
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| 10/19/2008 5:12:03 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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Nab,
Why don't you invite Spring to come to Funkeys Nake Cafe & Disco tonight. Introduce her to the art and science of Naked Jello Wrestling. She said she would try anything once!!!!
Uncle Funkey
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| 10/19/2008 5:14:17 PM |
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nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 43
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Oh yes Spring..........come in and join us at the cafe!!! Good fun!!!
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| 10/20/2008 11:44:36 AM |
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fdman911
Mount Holly, NJ
age: 47 online now!
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I heard she got busted in the back of her ambulance doin..........hmmmmm
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| 10/21/2008 1:19:08 PM |
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fdman911
Mount Holly, NJ
age: 47 online now!
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Damn firemen 
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| 10/21/2008 1:54:28 PM |
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springtide
Brick, NJ
age: 56
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Now you got the idea! Keep it going, I am starting to see some action!
Hey, Fireman are great! The only problem is with all that turn out gear on, I cant tell what's going on in there. They do come out any time day or night, ready for action. Who else can say that! Oh yea, me! EMT 's do the same. And I do carry a jump bag in my car, with all the neassary equipment.
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| 10/22/2008 9:02:09 PM |
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th6231
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
age: 61
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lets face it--people never call for an amubulance or a fire dept when they are at their best--so how they look or how I look is of no consequence. And when I go to work, I am clean for about 15 minutes--then it all goes to crap for the rest of the shift. And if the dirt is not enough--the stinky smoke smell is even worse. At least in the summer I can get home and jump in the ocean and wash it all away. Hey--have a nice evening--working right now as I type---be "good". That's an order from the station commander !!!
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| 10/22/2008 9:11:43 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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This sounds like the cooo coooo sounds of LOVE TO ME!!!!!!!! There's a new first for you Spring!!! Getting strip searched!!!!!!
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| 10/22/2008 9:23:15 PM |
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th6231
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
age: 61
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Hey unclefunky--got any good coffee in that place??? Jeeez it got cold--- I hate working in the cold--and winter isn't even here yet...I must be gettin' old.
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| 10/22/2008 9:35:33 PM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27
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ooooooooooooooooo baby!!!!!!!
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| 10/22/2008 9:37:55 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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At yeee Olde Uncle Funkies Naked Cafe & Disco we have anything the mind can conjure up!!! And it is all just waiting for you to consume!!!!
Coffee is an easy one..... It's the naked beauty that serves you that gets a little complex!!
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| 10/22/2008 9:38:57 PM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27
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wanna little of my cream and sugar in your coffee?
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| 10/22/2008 9:49:53 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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Yo TH, now there's a special treat for you!!! The side benefit is you get all that extra protein, along with the caffeine.
As for being cold, Phillie Girl seems to be available for private heating sessions.. Ans she is really HOT tonight.. You might even say she's steamy!!!
[Edited 10/22/2008 9:53:13 PM]
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| 10/22/2008 9:53:28 PM |
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th6231
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
age: 61
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One thing you don't want is the people in my station hanging around in your place--especially with naked women serving goodies. God, I can't get them to pay attention now---can you imagine a bunch of testosterone filled men oogling the chicks?? And what am I supposed to do with the females that we work with--leave them outside?? I can smell a harrassment suit coming on as we speak.
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