mishkabacci
Duncansville, PA
age: 42
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i bumped into an ol friend of mine and we decided to have lunch and go cat huntin...if you know what i mean...lol...so we finished lunch and we headed...yeah you guessed it...directly to where women haven was...the mall...we scoped out a few and he was madly in love with this gorgeous(as he put it) babe... ever feel like something was just not right? Well he decided to ask "her" out on a date...and managed to set it up for the remainder of the day...I pulled him aside and asked him if he knew what he was getting into... he replied hell yeah! i am going to get laid...i tried to persuede him to get back to his senses and take a better look before leaping...he just did not want to hear it and started to head for the doors with her wrapped around him and tonguing as they left...would you believe i got a call an hour later? that person that was that gorgeous babe actually had a penis! i knew it was too good to be true i told him as i laughed my ass off...i tried to warn him i said...well he was pissed...but before i hung up i had asked if 1. we can do that again and 2. if he washed out his mouth with listerine...before he could answer i heard the phone hang up...hmmm you think he was trying to avoid question 1 or 2?
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