The Seven Kinds of Sex

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10/25/2009 10:46:08 AM

The Seven Kinds of Sex

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:yellowbanan> >>
> >>
> >> Results of recent research shows that there are seven kinds of
> >> sex.
> >>
> >> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of
> >> sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have
> >> sex until you are blue in the face.
> >>
> >> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex * This is when
> >> you have been with your partner for a short time, and you
> >> are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the
> >> kitchen.
> >>
> >> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex... * This is
> >> when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
> >> sex has become routine and you usually have sex only in your
> >> bedroom.
> >>
> >> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when
> >> you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
> >> each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you,'
> >>
> >> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means
> >> you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
> >> at night. (Very Popular).
> >>
> >> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you
> >> cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
> >> screws you in front of everyone.
> >>
> >> And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called:
> >> Social Security Sex.* You get a little each month.
> >> But not enough to enjoy yourself.
> >>
> >> PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
> >> I have enough problems of my own.a::

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