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12/28/2007 5:31:38 PM Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55


I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

I will not eat the cats' food... before OR after they eat it.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.

I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

We do not have a doorbell.

I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

12/28/2007 6:19:20 PM Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions  

joesmom1986
Redding, CA
age: 53


I wish my dog could read!

12/28/2007 7:02:57 PM Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions  

herself
Mohawk, NY
age: 64


What a great post....mind if I try to print it????
and then can someone tell me how to get my four to put their prints on the copies...sorta like the x for a signature...
Lynne

12/29/2007 5:49:38 AM Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55


sure print it out--if you have Word--highlite and drag the document to that page and hit print--about the dog prints yoou're on your own--maybe take some mud and put it lightly on the paw and lead it to the _______spot

12/29/2007 10:13:00 AM Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions  

thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52 online now!


ROFLMAO that is one of your best Soprano!