1/20/2010 11:40:44 AM |
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goldrush99
Pottstown, PA
age: 70
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Here it is again -- for the last time:
Old Sayings...Different Twist
See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? See answers below.
1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.
2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede salutations
4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely cutaneous profundity
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate the scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
Answers:
1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
2. Birds of a feather, flock together.
3. Think before you speak.
4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
5. Don't cry over spilled milk.
6. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
7. The pen is mightier than the sword.
8. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
9. Spare the rod and spoil the child.
10. A watched pot doesn't boil.
11. All that glitters is not gold.
12. Where there's smoke, there's fire.
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1/21/2010 11:40:34 AM |
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dancer7237
Golden Valley, AZ
age: 72
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Sorry! I do not have the vocaluraby (sp) to even try. I read the page. Some I understood, most I didn't.
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1/21/2010 11:43:30 AM |
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kitty2u
Clay City, IN
age: 68
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Sorry Gold, I just don't understand it. I'm just plain and simple.
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1/21/2010 3:32:01 PM |
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cactusflower13
Fredonia, TX
age: 74
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Welll, I was going to give it a try, then noticed the answers. HEH HEH
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1/21/2010 7:08:05 PM |
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goldrush99
Pottstown, PA
age: 70
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Well, yeah, I guess most of them make sense only if you know the answers, but a lot of them are pretty easy.
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1/28/2010 6:28:14 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
age: 75
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amour is out of sight. love is blind.
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1/29/2010 7:34:27 AM |
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goldrush99
Pottstown, PA
age: 70
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Good one. Did you make it up?
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1/29/2010 8:16:45 AM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
age: 75
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yes i did.took awile but i did it.
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2/1/2010 10:59:56 AM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
age: 75
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transactions not any different. business as usual.
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2/1/2010 5:22:12 PM |
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goldrush99
Pottstown, PA
age: 70
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visualize prior to ascending - Look before you leap.
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2/2/2010 12:22:20 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
age: 75
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a fowl in the cards is worth two in the shrubery. a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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2/11/2010 12:54:51 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
age: 75
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heres one from the flirting thread,from dancer. an intelligent donkey. a smart ass.
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2/12/2010 11:17:22 AM |
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dancer7237
Golden Valley, AZ
age: 72
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You should be able to figure this one out without any hints.
Where were you when the fecal matter came into contact with the rotating oscillator?
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2/12/2010 11:58:27 AM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
age: 75
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i know the answer dancer,and that reminds me of an old joke that i posted a long time ago in the joke thread it starts,there you stand so spic and span.where were you when the s--- hit the fan .
[Edited 2/12/2010 12:04:36 PM PST]
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2/15/2010 4:46:52 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
age: 75
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you rapped the hardware on the noggin. you hit the nail on the head
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2/23/2010 8:20:35 PM |
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dancer7237
Golden Valley, AZ
age: 72
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My ignorance on that subject is complete.
I don't know.
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