| 4/20/2010 10:36:10 AM |
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captb2u
Mount Pleasant, SC
age: 51
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Okay, we have all heard them. Give me you best shot!!!
Here are a couple of my favories to get things started.
Slicker then owl shit!! (Okay, the question I want to know with this one, is WHO tested it to make sure it was slick, and what did they test it ON?) 
Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!!! 
Candy is dandy, but if you lick her she cums quicker. 
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| 4/20/2010 10:55:11 AM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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If wishes were horses...beggers would ride.
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| 4/20/2010 10:56:34 AM |
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pentopaper
Calhoun, GA
age: 43 online now!
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i was born a poor black child.
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| 4/20/2010 11:03:12 AM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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I'm not the fig plucker..nor the fig pluckers' son
But I'll pluck the figs 'til the fig plucker comes.
Dare Ya to say that 10 times real fast.... 
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| 4/20/2010 11:31:04 AM |
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startingover2da
Covington, GA
age: 26
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Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
-- Marilyn Monroe
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| 4/20/2010 11:35:41 AM |
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startingover2da
Covington, GA
age: 26
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| 4/20/2010 12:19:09 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/20/2010 12:24:21 PM |
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swamphunter
Suwanee, GA
age: 46
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The early bird may get the worm, but it's the SECOND mouse who gets the cheese!
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| 4/20/2010 12:27:54 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/20/2010 12:41:18 PM |
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swamphunter
Suwanee, GA
age: 46
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You can't turn a ho into a housewife...
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| 4/20/2010 1:31:09 PM |
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decatur_man
Decatur, GA
age: 32
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You can't turn a ho into a housewife...
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| 4/20/2010 1:32:40 PM |
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bobean1113
Hampton, GA
age: 54
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You can't turn a ho into a housewife...
But can you turn a housewife into a ho?
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| 4/20/2010 1:34:56 PM |
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swamphunter
Suwanee, GA
age: 46
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Definitely! Done it many times!
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| 4/20/2010 1:47:15 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Is anyone else having a problem with this thread? The last 5 or more posts are all together on my screen.
NOOOOO... I haven't been drinking! 
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| 4/20/2010 1:51:18 PM |
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swamphunter
Suwanee, GA
age: 46
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It's not you - doing the same thing here...
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| 4/20/2010 4:37:56 PM |
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captb2u
Mount Pleasant, SC
age: 51
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It started with the Val Kilmer video clip. It must have imbedded wrong when it was imported in here.
A stitch in time saves nine, but a nailgun gets the job done quicker.
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| 4/20/2010 4:39:24 PM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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You...and the horse you rode in on.
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| 4/20/2010 4:46:48 PM |
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riverwatch49
Loganville, GA
age: 63
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You want it when?   
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| 4/20/2010 4:49:10 PM |
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captb2u
Mount Pleasant, SC
age: 51
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I swear I wont cum in your mouth!!! 
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| 4/20/2010 4:51:14 PM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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3 most irritating quotes from men...
The Checks' in the mail.
I'll pull out in time...I promise.
I won't cum in your mouth.
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| 4/20/2010 4:53:49 PM |
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riverwatch49
Loganville, GA
age: 63
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Welders do it hotter and make it stick
[Edited 4/20/2010 4:54:03 PM ]
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| 4/20/2010 4:54:38 PM |
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captb2u
Mount Pleasant, SC
age: 51
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3 most irritating quotes from women...
Not tonight, I have a headache!!!
I told you to ask for directions!!!
That is NOT my bellybutton!!!
(Hey Des, they are supposed to be funny, not irritating... )
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| 4/20/2010 4:57:17 PM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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They was funny to me Sweet Pea...
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| 4/20/2010 5:02:00 PM |
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captb2u
Mount Pleasant, SC
age: 51
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If you swear not to tell anyone, I thought they were funny too!!!
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| 4/20/2010 6:48:25 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/20/2010 6:49:19 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/20/2010 8:15:25 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/20/2010 8:17:53 PM |
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pentopaper
Calhoun, GA
age: 43 online now!
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bee healthy......eat your honey 
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| 4/20/2010 8:19:18 PM |
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peachy4372
Ball Ground, GA
age: 38
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Hanging out like a hair in a biscuit
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| 4/20/2010 8:24:37 PM |
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papabear64
Middleburg, FL
age: 46
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from the movie lake placid
miss betty white saying...
if i had a d*ck this is where i would tell you to suck it.....
i love when she says that line
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| 4/20/2010 9:33:53 PM |
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wtm1118
Calhoun, GA
age: 38
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where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
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| 4/20/2010 10:18:39 PM |
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papabear64
Middleburg, FL
age: 46
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you got to love cats
they taste just like chicken
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| 4/21/2010 2:41:20 AM |
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georgiat
Conyers, GA
age: 58
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You can't drink all day unless you get an early start!
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| 4/21/2010 3:02:05 AM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself... everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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| 4/21/2010 2:26:51 PM |
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vici0549
Atlanta, GA
age: 31
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"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." --Ozzy Osbourne-- quoted on the movie Hackers.
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| 4/21/2010 2:30:38 PM |
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vici0549
Atlanta, GA
age: 31
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It's all fun and games when someone loses an eye.
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| 4/21/2010 2:32:20 PM |
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vici0549
Atlanta, GA
age: 31
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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Guess...
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| 4/21/2010 2:47:46 PM |
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scbelle1
Anderson, SC
age: 39
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[Edited 4/21/2010 2:51:54 PM ]
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| 4/21/2010 3:32:45 PM |
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riverwatch49
Loganville, GA
age: 63
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It's not mankind I hate, it's people I can't stand.- Snoopy
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| 4/21/2010 7:39:16 PM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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Earth is full...Go Home!!!
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| 4/21/2010 8:08:14 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters!
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| 4/21/2010 8:10:33 PM |
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wtm1118
Calhoun, GA
age: 38
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Tact is for people not clever enough to be sarcastic.
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| 4/21/2010 8:11:27 PM |
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destiny013
Dahlonega, GA
age: 59
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I see stupid people.
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| 4/21/2010 8:14:18 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/21/2010 8:15:31 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/21/2010 8:26:34 PM |
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wtm1118
Calhoun, GA
age: 38
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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Guess...
Army of Darkness
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| 4/21/2010 8:30:25 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/22/2010 5:59:18 AM |
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pentopaper
Calhoun, GA
age: 43 online now!
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she is so ugly i wouldent f**k her with your d*ck
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| 4/22/2010 9:38:04 AM |
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vici0549
Atlanta, GA
age: 31
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Yeah, lol. Army of Darkness rocks!
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| 4/22/2010 9:44:57 AM |
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captb2u
Mount Pleasant, SC
age: 51
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There's a bus leaving town in 15 minutes, be under it.
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| 4/22/2010 12:05:46 PM |
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pentopaper
Calhoun, GA
age: 43 online now!
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she has the kinda legs i like..................feet on the bottom and a cooter on top
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| 4/22/2010 5:33:00 PM |
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pentopaper
Calhoun, GA
age: 43 online now!
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Beaver Ruin Road next exit I giggle everytime i go past that sign
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| 4/22/2010 5:49:24 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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| 4/23/2010 5:02:52 PM |
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scbelle1
Anderson, SC
age: 39
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TACT.......when you tell a man to go to hell and he's actually happy about doing it.
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| 4/23/2010 5:12:50 PM |
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captb2u
Mount Pleasant, SC
age: 51
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TACT.......when you tell a man to go to hell and he's actually happy about doing it.
oh... I misread that... I thought it said "when you tell a man to go to BELLE" and he is happy to do it...
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| 4/23/2010 5:14:51 PM |
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scbelle1
Anderson, SC
age: 39
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| 4/24/2010 3:01:45 PM |
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slickstan
Byron, GA
age: 60
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Brothers or sisters . . .
I have none . . .
But . . .
That man's father . . .
Is . . .
My father's son . . .
who am I? . . .
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| 4/24/2010 3:03:48 PM |
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slickstan
Byron, GA
age: 60
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Legs are beautiful . . .
But . . .
When they come together . . .
They make an a** of themselves . . .
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| 4/24/2010 3:17:29 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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the son! Good one!!!
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