blonde01
Omaha, NE
age: 48
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It's probably been done to death already but I've got one to share.
A guy askes me out to dinner for our first date. I should have got a clue when he called 2 hours after we were supposed to meet and said he'd still like to meet at 10pm that night. I declined but rescheduled. We get to dinner and got along so so, but when the check came he asked me if I was going to sleep with him tonight. I said no (if you have to ask it's probably a given), and he said ok then you pay for your own dinner.
I got no problem with going dutch, but it should be agreed upon beforehand.
Then he said if I would sleep with him the next day he'd buy dinner. I should have told him it'd cost him a lot more than dinner if that's all he wanted. Can you guess what I did say?
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trish2010
Burley, ID
age: 38
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oh god we have to do it again??
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klassy_klown
Bakersfield, CA
age: 41
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Lol OP, that is ugly.
My worst date was with a guy who I had met at a party the night before. He took me to his grandmother's nursing home to watch The Royal Rumble on pay per view with his whole family.
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lovethelake17
Henderson, NV
age: 51
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I was 17 and had not yet learned how to say no gracefully to a date. My parents for some strange reason extended my curfew--in front of him--and sent me off with their well wishes. Damn them. He brought me back to his apartment which was empty of roommates and motioned me to sit next to him on a love seat. I sat at the dining room table.
I asked what time the movie we were going to started. He acted surprised but finally got the paper. We went to a drive-in and I sat hugging the passenger door.
I made the mistake of saying "Are you interested in this movie?" I thought I could finally go home. He looked at me, turned the car on, threw it into gear and squealed out the lot.
He drove, fast, to a drugstore where I swear, I asked, "Why are you stopping here? Do you need aspirin?" He came back out to the car with a small brown paper bag and jumped in.
I figured it out about that time...and told him to take me home. When I finally got home, I jumped out of his El Camino, but got tangled up with all the hanging wires under the dash and tripped.
We worked together and the next day I found out he had embellished the details of our date. I threw a fit and made him tell the truth.
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broadcaster1
Pacoima, CA
age: 56
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My worst?
in one line?
Here it goes
I went out to meet a creature, which was described as Brandy Taylor look alike + intelligence. Turned out it was more like Mrs. Doubtfire - personality
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stormdude10
Akron, OH
age: 37
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First date with this girl...we went out to eat...started eating and i bit into a pepper which exploded into her eye and all over the window behind her. Of course it was a hot pepper and she went running off to the bathroom to rinse the pepper juice from her eye. She returned about a 1/2 hour later with her eye slightly swollen...when she returned she grabbed my sack and told me I "had better be as hot in bed." Went back to her house and 5 hours later all was well in the world.
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tammyc333
Urbandale, IA
age: 44
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I dunno.. it would be a toss up between the guy who tripped and his gun fell out of his pocket.. or the guy who meets me at a restaurant and said "I'd do ya". not sure which was worse..
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