genrehomme
Oklahoma City, OK
age: 55
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This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was...
A Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
to continue shaving.
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In allThe confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
knocked
My Cell Phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Damn women drivers!
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blueeyedokiegal
Stillwater, OK
age: 60
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Now that was funny.
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21stcent
South Prairie, WA
age: 59
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I am glad you weren't texting, you might have an accident
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cruise427
Los Angeles, CA
age: 43
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Luckily you weren't getting a blow job... she might of gotten frightend,and bit down really hard
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trueblonde52
Yukon, OK
age: 58
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I agree very funny! You never use the rearview mirror..... I use the mirror on the sunvisor! LOL
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Luckily you weren't getting a blow job... she might of gotten frightend,and bit down really hard
Now you did it.....If Oprah gets wind of that we all will have to sign a "no blow job" zone.......
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cutencuddlyme
Newtown, PA
age: 36
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LOL...very funny...I would have never typed all that for a joke....LOL
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1namillion1
Chandler, AZ
age: 34
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lawnpro1
Bellville, TX
age: 49
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So did u make it to work ??
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deelite101
Oakville, CA
age: 49
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34chevycoupe
Beaver Dam, WI
age: 41
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During all of this can you please give me a light. lol
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1ponchovilla
Zihuatanejo
Mexico
age: 58
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During all of this can you please give me a light. lol
smokin after sex? or durin?
[Edited 1/11/2011 9:09:06 AM ]
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