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9/17/2010 5:08:41 PM Damn Women Drivers  

genrehomme
Oklahoma City, OK
age: 55


This morning on the Interstate,


I looked over to my left and there was...


A Woman


In a brand new Cadillac


Doing 65 mph


With her


Face up next to her


Rear view mirror


Putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away


For a couple seconds...


to continue shaving.


And when I looked back she was


Halfway over in my lane,


Still working on that makeup.





As a man,


I don't scare easily.


But she scared me so much;


I dropped


My electric shaver


Which knocked


The donut


Out of my other hand.


In allThe confusion of trying


To straighten out the car


Using my knees against


The steering wheel,


knocked


My Cell Phone


Away from my ear


Which fell


Into the coffee


Between my legs!


Splashed,


And burned


Big Jim and the Twins,


Ruined the damn phone,


Soaked my trousers,


And disconnected an


Important call.


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9/17/2010 7:50:14 PM Damn Women Drivers  

blueeyedokiegal
Stillwater, OK
age: 60


Now that was funny.

9/18/2010 1:09:59 AM Damn Women Drivers  

21stcent
Over 2,000 Posts (2,503)
South Prairie, WA
age: 59


I am glad you weren't texting, you might have an accident

9/18/2010 9:55:20 AM Damn Women Drivers  

cruise427
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,006)
Los Angeles, CA
age: 43


Luckily you weren't getting a blow job... she might of gotten frightend,and bit down really hard

9/18/2010 10:24:46 AM Damn Women Drivers  

trueblonde52
Yukon, OK
age: 58


I agree very funny! You never use the rearview mirror..... I use the mirror on the sunvisor! LOL

9/18/2010 3:10:23 PM Damn Women Drivers  

musclecarmania
Over 2,000 Posts (3,454)
Franklin, OH
age: 51


Quote from cruise427:
Luckily you weren't getting a blow job... she might of gotten frightend,and bit down really hard


Now you did it.....If Oprah gets wind of that we all will have to sign a "no blow job" zone.......

9/21/2010 11:46:31 AM Damn Women Drivers  

cutencuddlyme
Over 1,000 Posts (1,729)
Newtown, PA
age: 36


LOL...very funny...I would have never typed all that for a joke....LOL

9/26/2010 4:33:42 AM Damn Women Drivers  
1namillion1
Chandler, AZ
age: 34




1/8/2011 7:32:33 PM Damn Women Drivers  
lawnpro1
Bellville, TX
age: 49


So did u make it to work ??

1/9/2011 3:01:55 AM Damn Women Drivers  

deelite101
Oakville, CA
age: 49




1/10/2011 5:20:33 PM Damn Women Drivers  

34chevycoupe
Beaver Dam, WI
age: 41


During all of this can you please give me a light. lol

1/11/2011 9:08:53 AM Damn Women Drivers  

1ponchovilla
Zihuatanejo
Mexico
age: 58


Quote from 34chevycoupe:
During all of this can you please give me a light. lol
smokin after sex? or durin?



[Edited 1/11/2011 9:09:06 AM ]