| 7/14/2006 2:40:54 PM |
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emtnancy50
New London, WI
age: 56
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I met a guy from Appleton on line close to where I live, he told me on the phone he was 46 and wne we met OMg the picture he sent me wasnt him nor was he 46 but looked 25. Needless to say I didnt let the dirt sit under my feet long..darn he even drove up to the restaurant in a new Vet..but no kids for me thank you..LOL
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| 7/14/2006 2:51:19 PM |
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krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 58
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Maybe the "vet" was rented!
Krazz
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| 7/14/2006 5:19:12 PM |
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emtnancy50
New London, WI
age: 56
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LOL yea ya never know
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| 7/14/2006 6:42:32 PM |
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chucky_t
Akron, IN
age: 63
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He sent you a picture of a older man? That would be odd for a young man to do that, most guys would sent a much younger ooking picture I would think. But there are some strange people in the world today...LOL
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| 10/20/2006 9:13:31 AM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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I'm thinking the vet was stolen. Maybe with a dead hooker in the trunk. God, I hate that. Be careful out there.
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| 10/20/2006 5:05:12 PM |
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krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 58
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Hey Slow.............. Rent a Vette... You may get lucky!
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| 10/23/2006 8:40:21 AM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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With or without the hooker?
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| 10/23/2006 5:11:58 PM |
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krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 58
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I'd go with the hooker, otherwise you may land up with Rosie!
ROFL!
Krazz
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| 10/24/2006 9:59:53 PM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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Rosie, she won't have nuthin to do with my calloused hands.
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| 10/24/2006 11:02:18 PM |
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ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 50
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hey! i've been out with her sister.
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| 10/24/2006 11:03:14 PM |
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ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 50
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Its a small world, aint it?
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| 10/25/2006 9:40:54 PM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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lol, i suspect so, especially in your neck o d'woods, lol. but does sound intriguing.
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| 10/29/2006 1:35:25 AM |
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horrorbiz
London
United Kingdom
age: 34
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HAR that is funny! i keep getting stalked by this little fella who has an avatar picture of himself sat in a porsh. i asked him if that was his dads car! LOL!
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| 10/29/2006 3:41:36 PM |
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hello06
South Glamorgan, Wales
United Kingdom
age: 35
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yeah what s ur story with dating
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| 11/25/2006 4:42:38 AM |
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yankeeinnc
Gastonia, NC
age: 52
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Hate to break it to you, but you may have made a bad assumption.I was still getting carded all the time when I was 42.
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| 12/2/2006 5:50:16 AM |
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tweety53
Colchester, CT
age: 58
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I went a guy at a singles dance. We exchanged phone numbers and met that week for a "coffee" date. The conversation was good but right off the bat he told me he was a JAP jewish american prince. Not a problem. while I'm not jewish we all pray to the same guy right? Come to find out what that ment was that he expected constant attention! You know how men will say that women are high maintance? Well this guy was high attention maintance. We never made it past that first coffee date. I would have seen him again because he was nice and had a good sense of humor but he wanted me to meet him again two nights later on sunday night at another dance in a town 1 & 1/2 hours away from where I live. This on a night before work night. Plus I was going to be with my daughter hunting for her wedding dress during the daytime. I told him gee sorry I'm going to be with my daughter maybe we could do something closer and he told me that he didn't think we would make it as a couple because he expected me to spend time with him and I didn't have the time to give. While I'm all for honesty right off the bat this was extreme. Do have to say too he didn't have children, was 10 years older than me and retired. He treated this like we had a relationship! I'd only met the guy two times! Two weeks later I saw him at the singles dance I said hello and he walked past me 6 times and turned his head! hahaha Sad that someone would get so upset so quickly. I didn't let it bother me I still got up and danced. Life is too short to pout.
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| 12/4/2006 1:01:30 PM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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Now, Tweety, backing up a bit, you said this guy was a guy , , , are you really sure about that?
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| 1/11/2007 2:09:22 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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Went out on a dancing date once and my date broke the news to me about her ailment while dancing "I HAVE ACUTE ANGINA" she yelled, well...umm I didn't hear it properly and fired back ... YOU HAVE A CUTE WHAT? (while having this really ornery grin on my face)...she never went out with me again 
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| 1/11/2007 2:26:11 AM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 56
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She was probably afraid of what she would do to you in bed...and wasnt up on her CPR LOL
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| 1/11/2007 6:11:29 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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I also went out with some lady....lets say after we did the stickies....she excused herself and went to the bathroom, when she came out ... she had toilet paper hanging from her butt... needless to say I laughed so HARD....I fell off the bed.... and then it wasn't that HARD anymore.... umm...err... (Blushing on his soapbox) 
Ta....Da... The End
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| 1/11/2007 1:22:59 PM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 56
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Oh My I can imagine how embarrased she was
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| 1/11/2007 1:34:00 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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oh ...so was I
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| 1/11/2007 5:34:34 PM |
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sassy906
Coraopolis, PA
age: 52
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ROFLMAO with that one Sin
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| 1/11/2007 11:40:45 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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Please refer to rule number 9 on my profile
Tell ya I have had some doozies, once I took a perfectly normal lady for dinner, she was so nervous, I tasted a sip of wine, she decided to taste a bottle of it.
End result: she wanted to eat her peas with a fork..... (one by one) and the guy in the next table almost wore a cornish hen (Chicken Abortion) as a toupee
Lesson: never let a drunk date mess around with a fork, one could really end up being forked!
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| 1/12/2007 6:55:04 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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That's my forkin story and I am stickin to it!
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| 1/12/2007 4:43:35 PM |
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sassy906
Coraopolis, PA
age: 52
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OMG Sin, I am laughing so hard I am crying! You are too funny
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| 1/12/2007 4:46:16 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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true story
I remember one time some of my friends set me up with a blind date ... beautiful looking lady... I introduced myself in James Bond Fashion Hi... My Name is Sinful (Used Real Name Al) Sinful...Charming .... tell ya she had a sense of Humor to her to a certain extent....she goes and "I am Nellie" .... "NELLIE CLUMPER". ... I just couln't help it, I burst out laughing and I couldn't stop...and... that was that ... end of date
Can you imagine having a name like Nellie Clumper, or Marilyn Glassc*ck, or Harry and Phyllis Butts in school? ... oh man (Smacks hisself on the forehead)
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| 1/13/2007 3:34:19 AM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 56
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That was her real name? OMG Id laugh too
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| 1/13/2007 7:00:07 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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It was... and If you have any idea about my personality, When I have to laugh...I just have to laugh...the problem was she stormed away while i was still keeled over laughing
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| 1/13/2007 5:11:15 PM |
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timy
Clinton, OK
age: 54
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Hate to admit this,I'm 50 years old and never been on a date.The only lady in my life,we met,moved in together,and married,23 years,never have dated
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| 1/13/2007 6:51:24 PM |
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skydaddy
Covington, LA
age: 75
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I think that is great Timy. More power to you.
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| 1/15/2007 2:43:06 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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Come on people...you must be having dating stories too ... come on out with the gory details!
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| 1/15/2007 5:21:45 PM |
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krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 58
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<--------------------------------I don't remember any details! And lord, I hope no one has the video we made.... Maybe it got lost? (twisting big toe, & whistling, looking around)
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| 1/15/2007 7:42:48 PM |
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unslightlynorml
Seaside, OR
age: 46
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Timy.........might help your cause a bit if you didn't send mail on here to women just to let them know that you think they are strange..........like I didn't already have that valuable tidbit of info! Those who are NOT strange are just flippin' strrrrraaaannnnnnnnge! LOL
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| 1/16/2007 1:49:22 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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Well... since no one seems to remember any embarassing moments lemme tell you another one
I was supposed to meet this girl for a lunch date, since it was the first date, we didn't do the stickies but when I got home i found out that my underwear was sticking out of my pant leg 
What happened was I woke up late that morning, took a fast shower and put on new underwear and a clean shirt but threw on the same pants I wore the day before and my underwear was in the leg of the pants so it came out the bottom and I sat with my legs crossed for the whole date like that.
She called me soon after and couldn't stop laughing Imagine a brown guy with flushed cheeks (I mean the ones on my face silly) the color is not very becoming
Well we went out on another date she just couldn't stop laughing ... she burst out laughing during the boinking phase Now talk about an ego buster 
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| 1/16/2007 5:48:48 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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Hellllloooooo? does anyone have any dating stories or do I have to embarass myself again?
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| 1/16/2007 7:22:25 AM |
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sassy906
Coraopolis, PA
age: 52
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Sin I vote that you should have to embrass yourself again,
because I am laughing so hard at your situations
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| 1/16/2007 7:59:12 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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I cant believe you are laughing at my misfortunes
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| 1/16/2007 3:20:05 PM |
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tami5507
Summersville, WV
age: 46
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I left dyer sheets in my pants before but never dirty underwear.lol
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| 1/16/2007 5:06:02 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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That's what makes Sin....Sin
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| 1/16/2007 8:20:26 PM |
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traumadez
Westminster, CA
age: 47
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Even I am laughing at that misfortune Sin!!! LOL
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| 1/17/2007 6:14:37 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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... How unfortunate of me
I have witnessed a completely tanked date who chose to eat her peas with a fork (One By One) and decided the guy on the next table looked better with a cornish hen than his toupee, and another one with TP stuck to her (No cracks about that please she gets very offended ) and I somehow managed to flash my dirty underwear to another one...and you guys say life doesn't get exciting? ... My life doesn't get any better
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| 1/19/2007 9:22:37 AM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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OK there was the date that couldn't eat her food if it was touching. I'm not talking about the peas touching the potatoes on the plate. I'm talking about food TOUCHING, here. For example, couldn't eat a cheeseburger (cheese touched meat, which touched buns). Each and every item of food had to be completely separate from any other piece of food. They could all be on the same plate , , , the bun, the cheese, the patty, e.g., just not touching each other in any way.
Needless to say, we didn't eat out much. Which on the one hand, was good, saved tons of money. And, the big draw was, she didn't seem to mind too much if WE were touching while eating. But, as things went on, I discovered that even pure, unadulterated, kinky sex cannot overcome some things, and this food problem was not the least of her idiosyncracies. Sometimes I'm amazed at what I will endure just to touch. But, hey, I'm a guy, after all.
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| 1/19/2007 3:39:11 PM |
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wolfy9459
Dayton, OH
age: 49
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Slow I think I dated her too. LOL I made a very nice roast beef dinner and this chick would not eat it because everything was touching. I laughed so hard I didnt even notice she had left. ROFLMAO
Kenny
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| 1/20/2007 4:40:02 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 44
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I beat you guys........ we decided to have a sandwich... well she ordered a tenderloin...she tore the patty from the sides to match the bun and then ate it...it had to all be inline and perfect... dear lord what if that was a human bun? sheesh
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| 1/20/2007 9:01:07 AM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 56
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I dated a guy once that took me to a buffet and he went back 5 times to my 1..he said he had to get his money worth..LOL
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| 1/24/2007 3:30:45 PM |
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bluecurly
Columbus, OH
age: 54
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I went out with this guy once. We were going to an outdoor festival. When we parked the car and got out, he started hopping around. Apparently he had to use the restroom in a hurry. I told him there was a gas station on the corner. He took off running. When I made to the gas station, I saw him duck around the corner. I waited for him, thinking the mens room was back there. Apparently, there wasn't one. He also couldn't hold anymore and didn't. HE WET HIS PANTS! Here we are in a large metro area, with thousands of people around and he pee-peed his pants! We left and went back to "his" place so he could shower and change. There I met his mother, who's condo he was living in (in the basement). And people wonder why I don't date much-I can sure pick'em!
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| 1/25/2007 2:06:24 AM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 56
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Ewwww..did he ever ask you out again?
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| 1/25/2007 1:40:48 PM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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Hmm. I've wet my pants before on a date. Just don't think it was the same experience you had with him, though.
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| 1/25/2007 10:09:28 PM |
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ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 50
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Depends!
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| 1/26/2007 12:08:03 PM |
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strongslowhand
Annapolis, MD
age: 49
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Didnt depend on nothing. Just overly excited.
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| 1/26/2007 2:03:09 PM |
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wolfy9459
Dayton, OH
age: 49
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LMAO Blue. Did you ever go out with him again?
Kenny
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| 2/10/2007 4:53:37 PM |
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anitamm
Columbus, OH
age: 39
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I went out on my first date after my "d" and the guy finished my food and drink...I guess he was either frugle or really hungrey and thirsty.....Then he spent five min asking me if my boobs were really or fake,and how he once accidentally went out with a male dressed as a female. I was so scared to ride home after that...I guess i will just wait for a nice guy next time.....If it is meant to be it will happen. I keep telling myself I am smart, beautiful, well educated, have a great career as a social worker, and I am Faith based/Christian.....Just be patient and wait for the right person. Trust in God and he will provide!
p.s. where is everyone from? anyone from Ohio?
Thanks. Have a good day guys and keep the good jokes coming :0)
Ohio here
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| 2/15/2007 10:05:18 AM |
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michiganfarmer
Kingsley, MI
age: 41
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This happened a year or so ago, and it wasnt exactly a date.
I met this woman online. SHe lived fairly close. SHe had horses, didnt watch much tv, has 4 kids, loved to cook, garden, can, and work in the barn. We chatted online for a couple months. I went to her house and met her. We chatted online a while more. I thought "Hey this could be the one".
We got to talking about neighbors one time. I told her about letting the neighbor kids visit a lot even though my ex didnt like them. I told her the neighbor kids' parents were lowlifes, and I wanted to help the kids whatever way I could.
She went ballistic on me! lol, its kinda funny looking back on it, telling me how I was a condesending jackass. I never heard from her again. I still dont know what the hell happened.
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| 2/16/2007 6:52:53 PM |
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anitamm
Columbus, OH
age: 39
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I bet you look back and laugh your butt off now!!!! Trying going on a date and having the person tell you that they are a guy, and you thought that it was a women...I used to work in outreach and my client did that a lot ......Food for though..What would you do?
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| 2/23/2007 4:35:45 PM |
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trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 61
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Girlfriend turns down a young man in a new Vett, while another enjoys a date who is determined to reuse the Charmin. Sorry luv, no one here from Ohio, which way is that from Alabama. Recently went on a date, upscale, very upscale, beatiful people, great environment, could not have asked for anything more. oh yea, there was one small detail that I must mention. Lost my date. Beautiful evening gown, great lady lost. Finally, figured that she may have gone to the car for something; so off I go. At the bottom of the stairs sits my date, smached. On the trip home she hits me with a bombshell. I cant drink. Couldnt hold her food either. Did we go out again; You betcha, I couldnt wait to see what would happened the next time.
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| 3/12/2007 7:52:22 AM |
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skydaddy
Covington, LA
age: 75
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I told her the neighbor kids' parents were lowlifes
I still dont know what the hell happened
Its obvious what happened.......you were talking about her relatives.
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| 3/24/2007 6:10:53 PM |
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mammyof4
Dungannon, VA
age: 52
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O.K here goes. hehe
Went to the lake and walked a hiking trail and then sit on the boat launch and watched 2 people playing with their dogs in the water and he layed down and put his head in my lap and we stayed there for awhile and then we went to the mall and eat and then looked in all the store's and I had a great time and hope to do it again. hehehe
Hey Sky, guess what he couldn't keep up with me. LMAO
The long walk in the woods and the mall got to him faster than it did me. LOL
See us old women can still keep up. hehehe
I decided I want a boat to, Looked so good to be out on that lake that I think I will just try to stay there this summer. Ha! Ha!
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| 3/24/2007 6:45:46 PM |
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ltrminded
Stroudsburg, PA
age: 55
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How dare you call yourself an old woman!!! LOL
You're as young as you feel and it sure seems to me that he made you feel quite young!
As for the beach and water front, I know what you mean...I live in the country woods
right now but I love the water and the ocean and hope to move someday closer to the
waves, again!
I grew up in Brooklyn, NY and then moved to Queens before moving here. I used to go to
places like Sheepshead Bay (all the fish boats and the freshest catches of the day) and
Robert Moses Park, in LI (long beach walks, dancing with the waves)! I used to get so
charged and energized by the water and the sound of the surf. AAAAAHHHHH! What
precious memories are returning to me now.
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| 3/25/2007 1:18:35 PM |
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mammyof4
Dungannon, VA
age: 52
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LMAO, Heck I feel pretty young right now but by the time I get back home I will probably be older than when I got here. hehehe.
You might be right Sky, hehe, got up this morning and my legs didn't want to get up so that tells me he must have outdone me. He didn't have no soreness like I have.
I just think I need more exercise. you think? Or just not do the 2 hr. walk in the woods. hehe
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