| 2/28/2008 7:38:12 PM |
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deathmetalman77
Crescent City, CA
age: 34
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Thank you sparky for the quotes!!!!
1.Seneca the Younger- 'Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.'
2.Richard Jeni- 'You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend'
3.George Bernard Shaw- 'The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one'
4. Doug McLeod- 'I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence'
5.Not sure who said this one-'Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church'
6.Carl Sagan- 'You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seated need to believe.'
7. Richard Lederer- 'There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.'
8.George Carlin- 'Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you.'
9.Ferdinand Magellan- 'The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church'
10.Albert Einstein- 'A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by'
11. Delos B. McKown- 'The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike'
12.not sure about this one either- ' Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence'
13.Aldous Huxley- "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
14.Unknown- 'George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd.'
15. Carl Sagan- 'Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence'
16. H. L. Mencken- 'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart'
17.Gustaf Lindborg- 'The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail'
18. Bumper sticker- 'You keep believing, I'll keep evolving'
19. Coral Yoshi- 'So you really think that God would plant a bunch of bones in the earth to test your faith? Either you're in denial or God has some serious self-esteem issues.'
20. Desiderius Erasmus- "In the land of the blind,the one-eyed man is king"
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| 2/29/2008 4:53:32 PM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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bumper sticker- God, please save me from your followers! 
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| 3/5/2008 6:24:50 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Saint: A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives.
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| 3/5/2008 6:32:09 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Not Atheist, but I like it:
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way and barefoot.
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| 3/5/2008 6:34:11 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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And this one is for L~
(in light of recent conversations...)
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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| 3/5/2008 6:42:48 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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The Bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.
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| 3/5/2008 6:44:54 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing - with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place. -- Lazarus Long
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| 3/5/2008 7:00:26 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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For L~ again...(Hahahahahaha!)
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. Are they OK? Then it must be you.
And these are just funny:
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. Are they OK? Then it must be you.
The way to a man's heart is through his sternum.
Religion is for those that do not want to go to hell. Spirituality is for those that have lived through it.
I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Yesterday I... no, wait, that wasn't me.
Why is it when we talk to God, it's praying, but when God talks to us it's schizophrenia?
I once was obsessed with the notion that somewhere, somebody was having the exact same thought as me at the exact same time. I tried to call that person, but the line was busy.
Steven Wright-isms:
* I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen... and replaced by exact duplicates.
* I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
* Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
* Half the people you know are below average.
* 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
* 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
* All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
* OK, so what's the speed of dark?
* How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
* If everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
* Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
* I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
* The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
* The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
* Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film
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| 3/7/2008 9:35:53 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Hail to the Sun God!
He's a real Fun God!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
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| 3/19/2008 4:50:02 PM |
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deathmetalman77
Crescent City, CA
age: 34
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Here's a question....
WHY do men have nipples????
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| 3/19/2008 6:43:56 PM |
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fisherman383
Aberdeen, WA
age: 45
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Heres a good one.. Tell me where did you came from? or tell me where your thoughts come from, tell me how a baby is formed in the womb,tell me what part did you play in your birth? tell me how many stars are there? tell me what is light made of? tell me is time a physical property? what makes energy? tell me something you know about gravity? tell me why do the planets stay in there orbits? tell me what will you be doing in a year? tell me how many hairs are on your head? tell me how many people do you know 100yrs old, hope you are rite
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| 3/19/2008 8:48:00 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Fisherman: I am going to take a wild leap of faith (just like you do...) and say you have absolutely no knowledge of the fundamental principles of science.
It is okay to KNOW and REALIZE that Christianity is a myth. Or is your faith of such little strength that without some type of spurious empirical evidence it will be crushed?
I suggest taking your faith elsewhere. There are people here who know more about the Bible and its historicity than you do...and I am one of them. I do not want to shatter your illusions or make you cry.
But I will if necessary.
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| 3/19/2008 8:49:56 PM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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"tell me how a baby is formed in the womb"
I dealt with the science of fertility for the better part of 5 years and I can tell you exactly how the embryo is formed. EXACTLY.
I will also let you know that ALL EMBRYOS in the mammal kingdom begin AS FEMALE.
Tell me something, fisherman - if God created man first, why does he make all embryos initially female? I can answer this question. Can you?
I suggest you leave this place before I and several others make you look the fool.
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| 3/19/2008 11:33:59 PM |
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fisherman383
Aberdeen, WA
age: 45
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Why so hostile? You can observe the baby being formed but you have know idea how it all happens. I am very curios to know where you read that all mammals start out as females, would you give me some reference.. It strikes me funny that you are the only one that gets mad when I say something in here. for what its worth sek, have a great day..
[Edited 3/19/2008 11:41:31 PM]
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| 3/20/2008 10:41:11 AM |
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queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 62
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I also asked you to go to the christian forums since this is obviously not the right one. This forum was made so we did not have to be preached to.
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