3/3/2008 11:12:10 AM |
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sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55
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a repeat esp for some new posters here:
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
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3/3/2008 11:13:43 AM |
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huskertomboy
Onawa, IA
age: 51 online now!
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Always a good thing to be informed.
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3/3/2008 11:16:16 AM |
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alexandria256
Milford, NJ
age: 59
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That makes me feel so much better. I was getting concerned about drinking wine every nite with dinner.
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3/3/2008 11:18:00 AM |
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tn_tx_lady
Chattanooga, TN
age: 65
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good information we might need!
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3/3/2008 11:21:42 AM |
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angel47274
Seymour, IN
age: 51
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thank you for the wondeful information....
after I suffered a mild heart attack last August, my doctor told me to drink a glass of wine every day for my heart....
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3/3/2008 11:35:19 AM |
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hodag
Little Suamico, WI
age: 55
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Maybe our "friends" in Washington, DC are drinking too much water!
Hodag
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3/3/2008 11:38:51 AM |
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jhny_777
Rogers, AR
age: 55 online now!
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Killer @hodag!!
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3/3/2008 11:39:37 AM |
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sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55
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Hodag=--correct all that water before they speak within their reach--no wonder they are all so full of schitt...lol...their poopers for sure
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3/3/2008 12:30:39 PM |
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bossofme
Boise, ID
age: 58 online now!
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Sounds good to me!.....
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3/3/2008 1:16:29 PM |
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lotsafuninpa
Tioga, PA
age: 67
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I drink all spring water,so hope that is okay,as I really don't care for wine:
BIG hugs--stay healthy--lotsa
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3/3/2008 1:27:35 PM |
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msdmarie
Brunswick, GA
age: 55
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I forwarded this info to my boss with a suggestion that we remove all water coolers and replace them with wine coolers. Wow! I know I'm gonna get a big raise for that one. Thannks!
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3/3/2008 1:46:06 PM |
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explorer11
Rolla, MO
age: 61
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Let me wiegh this out ...
poop --------wine....... poop.....wine-----poop.......wine..... okay end result..
no bullshit... I'll take wine..
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3/3/2008 1:48:33 PM |
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sweetness1954
Hebron, IN
age: 54
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I don't know sorprano, everyone tells me I'm full of shit, that's why my eyes are brown! Maybe I better start drinking more wine?????  
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3/3/2008 4:52:12 PM |
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leeann1
Summerville, SC
age: 49
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Good one Hodag
Now rethinking all this water I drink.........hmmmmm
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3/3/2008 5:57:14 PM |
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jangel53
Brampton, ON
age: 54 online now!
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Maybe Jesus knew the same thing Sorprano, his first miracle at the wedding in Cana was to turn water into wine, how positively divine
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