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3/3/2008 11:17:33 AM two of my old favorites--welcome new posters and old ones too  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55


somehow, somewhere, we may fit it in here right now...

Creation:

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow sad: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.

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the true answers to 5 really important Questions:
This is what we have been waiting for...

Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q2: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q3: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q5: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

3/3/2008 2:50:43 PM two of my old favorites--welcome new posters and old ones too  

silkscreen
Toronto, ON
age: 51


Cute. Heard the second one before but not the first.

3/3/2008 2:56:46 PM two of my old favorites--welcome new posters and old ones too  

deedeekine1
Irwin, PA
age: 56 online now!


Sorprano - cute...I liked the 2nd group.

3/3/2008 9:23:49 PM two of my old favorites--welcome new posters and old ones too  

1mauibabe1
Lahaina, HI
age: 51 online now!



I loved both...
Thank you