| 4/9/2008 5:51:19 AM |
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33 online now!
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Greeting, lovers of slack! All hail J.R."Bob" Dobbs! Down with the Anti-Bob, and his minions of anti-slack!
Slogans
1."F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke."
2."Too much is always better than not enough."
3."Pull the wool over your own eyes."
4."You'll pay to know what you think."
5."Give me slack, or give me food(or kill me)."
6."If I can't whoop it, I'll go DOWN."
7."Bleeding head good, healed head bad."
8."If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you as an equal."
9."Science does not remove the terror of the gods."
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| 4/9/2008 7:22:48 AM |
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skunkbreath
Saint James, MO
age: 89
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hmmmmmm, i'll submit my application even though i'm pretty sure that i'm over qualified.
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| 4/9/2008 7:53:29 AM |
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33 online now!
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And the randomly constant Reverend Burnkitty welcomes the good-evil Bishop Skunk to the Bob Clergy! Let us bring forth the rantings!
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| 4/9/2008 5:37:18 PM |
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skunkbreath
Saint James, MO
age: 89
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Whooah!,,a bishop!!!..
not sure what a bishop is suppose to do, but i'll give it a shot if i don't have to wear a costume!!
I don't have to get up early on friday, saturday, or sunday morning do i?
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| 4/10/2008 8:36:26 AM |
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33 online now!
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Oh, good god no! That would take away from your slack!
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| 4/10/2008 6:51:33 PM |
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striker29527
London, KY
age: 45
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I just hope you are kind of picky who you let apply for the membership!
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| 4/10/2008 10:14:48 PM |
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mrmildmannered
North Berwick, ME
age: 18
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Praise be to BOB!
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| 4/11/2008 5:11:27 AM |
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33 online now!
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And welcome you, Growlin' Friar Mild, to the Sometimes Open/Often Closed Church of the Sub-Genius! All religions and lack thereofs are welcome here under one common banner: Slack be that banner! It is the opinion of this church that no one religion or lack of religion should make you feel like complete and utter shit for you to be participate within it. In fact, today's lesson will come from Chapter 5 of the Book of the Subgenius-The Secrets of Slack.
"My people are destroyed for a lack of knowledge."-Hosea 4:6
"Therefore thus saith the Lord YAHWEH, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious stone, a Sure Foundation: He that believeth shall not make haste(shall have slack)."-Isaiah 28:16
"I'd rather be lucky than good any day."-Bob at a picnic in 1953.
What is the lesson? Well if you're thinking too hard about it, you're not slacking enough. Slack is your down time. Time you could be using to not do a friggin' thing. It is not a productive goal, but an accomplishable one, and that's important! Unfortuantly for you, this will require some personal management skills on your behalf...
"It takes great thinking and hard work to keep from working!"-Bill Cosby during his stand-up comedy titled "Himself".
Ponder this... or don't! May Bob be with you!
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| 4/11/2008 3:08:37 PM |
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skunkbreath
Saint James, MO
age: 89
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i think i have received the bob!...i was led by bob, working through me, to do nothing today...and after a few more beers, i may speaketh in tongues!
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| 4/12/2008 5:00:41 AM |
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33 online now!
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Praise be to Bob! May the good-evil Bishop Skunk find his incoherency he seeketh within the bottom of his frosty beverage!
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| 4/13/2008 10:09:49 AM |
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steve419
New Port Richey, FL
age: 29
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"Let them curse it that curse the day, who are skilful to rouse Leviathan." Job 3:8
F*ck mortals puney little church!!! Worship a false massiah!!!
Tribute to the Annunaki Enki!!!!!
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| 4/14/2008 5:14:50 AM |
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33 online now!
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Greetings, "Bob"ites! This right now rant will be brought to you by the randomly constant Reverend Burnkitty, and by the letters X and another X, and the number .0004! Today's topic: Dark Matter. What is it? And more importantly, how does it affect my slack?
In astrophysics and cosmology, dark matter is a hypothetical form of matter that does not emit nor reflect enough electromagnetic radiation to be observed directly, but whose presence can be inferred from gravitational effects on visible matter. The composition of dark matter is unknown, but may include ordinary and heavy neutrinos, recently postulated elementary particles such as WIMPs and axions, astronomical bodies such as dwarf stars and planets, primordial black holes and clouds of nonluminous gas...
"So the f*ck what?!" Good question that you never asked but I'll answer anyway! If everything in the universe effects everything else, then the mere presence of dark matter may be taking slack away from you by its' mere existance! Slack that you as a "Bob"ite are rightfully intitled to! A butterfly flaps it's wings and causes a hurricane in some country I'm not geographically familiar with or some such shit. If that is true, and dark matter accounts for the vast majority of mass in the observable universe, then this by proxy may infect you with anti-slack. Then again, this could potentually bring about extra slack, and thus a benifit.
Therefore I conclude that our lack of knowledge on dark matter brings about a lack of certainty. Remain warey of this unknown, but never to the point that it takes the pleasure out of your next doobie, yo! All hail Bob Dobbs!
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| 4/15/2008 7:59:07 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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Nicely put, slack is important as it allows for focus to have its power LOL. The whole point is you should never have to try hard to do anything. For it is not in our nature to work hard. It is however in our nature to LIVE. So whatever suits you...suits you. Deal with it, or don't, but guilt and shame never got anyone anywhere!
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| 4/18/2008 3:01:36 AM |
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33 online now!
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Well put Cenobite Akashaahsaka, and we welcome ye!
Tonight's discussion will be brought to you not by me, but by the Transformers. When does success going to your head become a bad thing? Usually not. It is the smuggness that is the problem, and unbefitting of a follower of Dobbs! We quite frankly are too laid back to care how cool we really are, even though that is real friggin' cool. We are a ZILLION TIMES MORE HUMBLE than anyone else... but we won't treat you any differently than we ever have. That may not be a benifit if we never treated you well before, but it is predictable and that's what counts. So without further ado and any real work from me, thank Bob, we present pompousness at its' worst...
[Edited 4/18/2008 7:57:48 AM]
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| 4/22/2008 10:46:56 PM |
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tiffany5370
Conway, AR
age: 38
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Hail Eris!!
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