| 5/8/2008 3:32:20 PM |
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smilin_bob
Broadway, VA
age: 47
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Experience had shown me there are WORDS WOMEN USE that capture my attention. Have you guys ever run across this? Do you concur, or can you disprove the following?
Words Women Use1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying %*!% YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
So, I am wondering if you guys have heard these things before, or was it just me?
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| 5/8/2008 5:58:16 PM |
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liferator
Statesville, NC
age: 28
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never seen it put better and let me tell you that #3 has burned my a** more tahn once
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| 5/8/2008 10:11:45 PM |
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sdcentaur
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 48
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The one that always got me wasn't on your list Bob.
When you ask a woman what she wants to do, eat, where to go, and she says "I don't care"
When a woman says that be prepared for a long "discussion" before she hints around that she really does care and has a definite choice.
Then again she misinterprets a man saying "I don't care" as an invitation to the same when what he really means is "I don't care".
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| 5/9/2008 9:39:11 PM |
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smilin_bob
Broadway, VA
age: 47
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Centaur,
Yea, I have heard the "I don't care" thing before..
I have learned that hearing that is *really* is a challenge to converse and compromise...
Us men are doomed to failure if we hear "I don't care", and then fail to find out if that is what she *really* means!
LOL
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| 5/12/2008 5:34:35 AM |
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drumrman
Belmont, MA
age: 43
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when creating this list, everyone alwasy forgets this priceless gem from the ladies:
let me think about it. we all know what that means, right guys?!
translation = ain't never gonna  happen!
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| 5/12/2008 11:07:31 PM |
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frqntflyr
Georgetown, TX
age: 48
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smilin'bob you are a friggin' genius ! Very well put.
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| 5/13/2008 1:50:38 AM |
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onelife2live
Janesville, WI
age: 44
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How about the old "We need to talk", or "Honey, I was wondering"....not good.
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| 5/15/2008 6:06:32 PM |
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wordman
Phillipsburg, NJ
age: 46
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It is amazing how much can be wordlessly communicated by #5--the loud sigh!
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| 5/17/2008 9:32:07 AM |
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cristoelflaco
North Hollywood, CA
age: 25
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Bob, you are right on target. This list is something I learned with time, it would've been nice to have it 9 yrs ago. LMAO.
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| 5/17/2008 9:33:58 AM |
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cristoelflaco
North Hollywood, CA
age: 25
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when creating this list, everyone alwasy forgets this priceless gem from the ladies:
let me think about it. we all know what that means, right guys?!
translation = ain't never gonna happen!
Yes this is VERY true, when a woman says let me think about it, you may as well forget it. Most times a woman already has her mind made up as to what she wants to do...
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| 6/1/2008 4:51:12 PM |
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rpmcowboy
Inola, OK
age: 20
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Thanks for putting a description on the too often heard "nothing" LMAO!!
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| 6/14/2008 4:00:28 PM |
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rudracula
Kingsville, ON
age: 50
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oh yes i get these all time even from women i do not know ( got sisters ) chris you are young you will learn because this is all true then we will be blamed for not understanding guys can;t win also the looks when we have not done nothing wrong  
[Edited 6/14/2008 4:06:53 PM]
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| 6/21/2008 9:55:21 PM |
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caley8s
Underwood, IA
age: 21
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Ah I hate the I don't care women.
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| 6/22/2008 7:17:37 AM |
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tmmm
Fredericksburg, VA
age: 37
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haaahaaa you got it rite
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| 6/22/2008 9:21:53 PM |
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escort1
Seal Beach, CA
age: 70
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Been there, done that! So true!
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