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jerwillclark  
Single Men Albuquerque, New Mexico, NM, Black Hair, Brown Eyes
 Location: Albuquerque New Mexico
 Zip Code: 87121
 Age: 28, Cancer
 Height: 6 ft. 2 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Black, Brown
 Body: Above average
 Ethnicity: Didn't Say
 Religion: Not Religious
 Politics: Liberal
 Education: Some College
 Income: $25,000 - $50,000
 Job: Manufacturing
 Smoke: Smoke Occasionally
 Has Kids: No
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Personality
FIRST OFF LET ME GET THIS TRIADE OFF MY CHEST... Wow there are a lot of self centerd, narcissistic ppl on here so i should fit in PERFECTLY HA!!! No seriously tho i am suprised that so many ppl are so picky, whiny(like i am in this first paragraph) arrogant and ignorant, i mean i have honestly read profiles that go similar to this... "Dont message me if you are this, that, look like this, smell like that, believe in this.. blah blah" Cmon ppl i mean i have met ppl in my life that i would have not been initially attracted to but after i get to know the 'person' i am like, WOW!!! Personality goes a long way cuz when old age hits or if a bad disfiguring accident happens (God forbid) thats all that is left. I mean the perfect person doesnt exist anywhere in the world, the closest thing was Jesus and even he wasnt fully accepted, any way if the PERFECT PERSON did exist believe me they would be WAYYYY too good for you, or me as a matter of fact. Stop being so uptight i mean this is a DATING SITE after all and if you were so great as your profile claims you are you would be off the market and taken not searching the waters on here...FACE!!!! So here is to all the acerbus ignoramuses out there... i feel sorry that you cant open your mind and soul to what could have been and what may never be... ... so now it is time to get off my high horse cuz its starting to make me chafe


Me... uh i'm kinda hard to describe because some words dont exist that would do me justice... not to sound too egotistical but why not have some self confidence, right? Any way i am a pretty funny guy, dark humor or whitty my sense of humor covers a large range, i'm not scared to call someone out, especially my self. I am always game for a good time. I am a night owl, hoot hoot MF'ers, work night shift. Like UFC, Travel Channel, American Muscle cars(USA,USA,USA!!!) and purty ladies =) Movie buff, like the fall and spring and very unpredictable, in a good way not in a violently explosive temper way, those ppl need therapy. Good looking i just found out recently, nice smile and pretty smart, but honestly the stuff i dont know out weights the stuff i do by a ratio of about infinity:1, yeah thats right i just dropped a ratio on you.I like to watch Los Simpsons, (yeah i watch it with SAP on, ) I like dreams good or bad cuz they help expand your mind, drawing/art cuz i am a very creative person and i articulate that fact through my drawings. I am humble, i mean c'mon i am the most humble person i know, ask my friends and family how humble i am!!! They will tell you!!! jk. So not looking for my next wife....uh did i say 'next' i meant 1st hehe... just some cool ppl to hang with and share life experiences, or at least a jager bomb or two... cuz lets face it ppl the world is FULL OF COOL PPL!!! so see you round hopefully and any ?'s you got just ask, you know how to shoot an email right? Sneak up on em quietly while they sleep then POW!!! email shot... =) Peace y'all

PS There is obviously much more, but that is all i can think of right now, like when you study for a test, and you can recall everything, but the most important crap...sux i know..., peace y'all again..., oh yeah, i really havent been married, i like to call myself NEO, cuz i been dodging, that bullet for some time, but really i wont stop it if i find a nice shelia, as they say in Aussie Land, to settle down with, except in the Bedroom or the kitchen, or the balcony or where ever our explorative and sexual minds take us

Update::: so apparently i have to put what i am "LOOKING" for... here it is, i am looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, still searching for it. I am also looking for a leprechaun cuz supposedly he has a proverbial "pot of gold" also but he is a slippery little bastard!!!! Also looking for the lost city of Atlantis, thought i found it last week but turned out it was just a Gypsy camp.... Looking for the fountain of youth but i am still youngish so i wont need it for a few years. Looking for a unicorn too but i think the leprechaun is rinding him around somewhere. Looking for Pandoras Box but here is a funny story, as i was looking for said Box i found Waldo instead and man did he ever go downhill after his travel books, he is now fighting a horrible meth addiciton, its sad really. So hope this gives some insight into what i am looking for...

-JWC

PPS... tell me this doesnt remind you of... Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!!!!!

Want To Find: A woman ages 18 to 30 to date
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I Like:
420, 505, Alternate Reality, ART, BT, C5R, CAMARO, car related stuff, Cultures, D12, DISC Ch, EXISTANCE, F bodies, F Body, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, FEMALES, G4, GIRLS, Halo 3, KNOWLEDGE, LS1, LS1Tech, LS2, LS3, LS6, LS7, MILF, Movies, parties, partying, Perfecto, Racing, SCIENCE, SEX, SEXY, street racing, Sublime, SUPERNATURAL, System of a Down, TECHNOLOGY, The Crystal Method, The Simpsons, Tiesto, TRANS AM, TRAVEL CH, UFC, UNEXPLAINED, Vettes, WOMEN, WORLD AFFAIRS, WS6, Xbox 360, Xbox live, Z06, Z28, ZR1
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