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 Location: Carmichael California
 Zip Code: 95608
 Age: 39, Gemini
 Height: 6 ft. 4 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Light Brown, Green
 Body Type: Slender
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Not quite sure
 Politics: Moderate
 Education: Some College
 Income: Didn't Say
 Job: Self-Employed
 Drink: Drink Socially
 Smoke: Smoke Regularly
 Status: Separated
 Have Kids: Yes, over 18
 Want More: Didn't Say

Personality
The bottle was dusty, but the liquor was clean.

. I'm a very down to earth, blue-collar, hard working, dependable guy seeking someone similar. While I don't necessarily feel the need to re-invent my wheels at 39, once pumped back up to pressure and a little armor-all applied, I'm good for another 40,000 miles. .

. I'm searching for a one man kind of gal, one able to see the potential of a diamond in the rough with a wickedly dry sense of humor (some would say it borders on sarcasm) while others get caught off guard and run screaming even though my tongue couldn't be more pressed to my cheek

. My ideal mate doesn't need to fit into any set mold. A full figure can be every bit as beautiful as a size 6. A kind smile that radiates warmth is far more beautiful than a Cindy Crawford type kicking a sack of puppies. ( All bets are off if it happens to be a sack of cats or lawyers.) That's not to say I dislike cats either, only that I'd be more likely to give Cindy a pass. A person not afraid to laugh at themselves as it provides some of life's best laughs. I have never been able to take myself too seriously even with my fine bag of chips, and i don't think my ideal mate would either. Just don't go crinkling my wrapper. .

So what if I've screwed up socks trying to dry them in the oven? Keeping it real has become my motto. It's up to the individual to decide what that means and how to go about keeping it so. What it is exactly, isn't the main point, and yes, at times I wholly confuse myself just typing that which must seem like complete gibberish. (It really isn't, you'll just have to trust me on this) .

. If anyone can make sense of any of this please take the time to say "hi". All this comes with factory rims and a broken left shift key, just in time for my "capitalization is for losers and punctuation sucks too" crusade. Join me, ya never know, it just might be good for a laugh. .

.

Mike

Personality Type: Strong Silent Type
Want To Find: A woman ages 25 to 42 to date
I Party: Didn't Say
Interests:
I Like:
afro-sheen, annoying smilies overload, baby seal clubbing, eating, horse racing, laughing, music, satire, sports, squeezing charmin, woodworking
My Discussions:
shit, the tunes screwed me up something royal 12/16/07
17 Really IS my lucky number!! 12/03/07
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