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"I Love You Sweetheart"
by camperpaul at 7/21/2013 10:43:20 AM


A group of women were at a seminar on:
"How to live in a loving relationship
with your husband".

The women were asked,

"How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked,

"When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered, "today", some said, "yesterday" and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband:

"I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones and to read aloud the text message responses.

Here are some of the replies:

  1. Who is this?
  2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
  3. I love you too.
  4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
  5. I don't understand what you mean?
  6. What did you do now?
  7. ?!?
  8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
  9. Am I dreaming?
  10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
  11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
  12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she??



There are 10 kinds of people:
Those who know binary
and those who don't.



Comments
twilightluvr



7/21/2013 10:47:40 AM

That's really funny paul...lol

usoolioness
7/21/2013 10:50:19 AM

Paul, A little love song for many. Lexi

itstime1953
7/21/2013 10:50:50 AM

lmao the truth shell set you free. my wife now my x text me to say "i love you and ur sex" then she text me right after that and said " oopsy sorry wrong number"
val_under_fire



7/21/2013 10:51:16 AM

Paul I remember my ex asking me those same questions when I said I love him

txangel43
7/21/2013 11:37:38 AM

That is really funny.
lorlieanne



7/21/2013 12:08:43 PM

That's just wrong, but funny
lookin4ones



7/21/2013 12:59:26 PM

Marriage, gotta love it.
heavy_hearted



7/21/2013 5:23:56 PM

Women want to hear and feel how much they're loved and men want to hear and feel how proud you are of them. That's what I hear anyway.
barb61270



7/23/2013 8:34:17 PM

It seems I am always out of step. This saddened me that couples get so busy in their lives; they forget to say I love you to the people who are the most important in our lives. Thank you for the reminder of what is important in life. Peace, Barb