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Limericks!
by justinalbert at 1/27/2015 1:47:48 AM

Got one? Be a kid again. Share one!

"There once was an ant named Paul,
Who thought he was much too small
So he went to his hill
And took a pill
And now you can't see him at all."


Comments
adamedmondson



1/27/2015 3:01:04 AM


geleen217
1/27/2015 4:22:31 AM

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frank_underwood
1/27/2015 5:53:14 AM

There once was an Aquarius who smoked, he'll never quit
budmanhlt



1/27/2015 10:05:13 AM

Mary had a little lamb, She set him beside the heater, And every time he moved his leg, He burned his little foot. OUCH! ------------------------------------- Naughty, Naughty, Naughty! You are not supposed to be thinking that; this is a nursery rhyme? GOTCHA!
1_loving_heart



1/27/2015 2:31:13 PM

Mary had a little lamb...that's what she gets for sleeping in the barn!
budmanhlt



1/27/2015 3:19:49 PM

^^^^ @ heart. Hmmmmm. Never thought about it like that? WOE...*#"!&$@
justinalbert



1/27/2015 5:03:44 PM

Funny. Mary had a little lamb She fed it castor oil When Mary's lamb would jump the fence It fertilized the soil.

MariaAntoinetta
1/27/2015 11:04:44 PM

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