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Dumb Criminals - Chapter 2
by lookin4luv63 at 10/23/2008 7:28:09 PM
Just saw these on TV.
1. Lady caught on film leaving the scene of an accident, walking into a nearby convenience store, and buying a six pack of beer. Gee, can you say OMVI?
2. Guy in a white stretch limo flees police in a high speed chase - IN REVERSE! The transmission had gotten jammed during the chase.
3. Guy gets stopped for a traffic violation. Cop suspects OMVI, so asks the driver to exit his car. The guy complies, with a joint clearly visible behind his ear.
4. Guy gets stopped for speeding. The cop hands him his ticket & prepares to leave. The driver says "You can search my car if you want." Eager to help, the cop does, & recovers a large amt. of pot!!
You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried!
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