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Stupid Emergency Calls
by lookin4luv63 at 12/12/2008 6:41:34 PM
Some of the stupidest emergency calls I've been involved in. 1. A man called 911 & tied up an engine co., medic, and 7 people becuase he wanted his tonsils removed. 2. Lady calls in a report of ...
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Pearls of Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy
by lookin4luv63 at 11/25/2008 12:45:14 PM
1. A day without sunshine is like dark. 2. On the other hand - you have different fingers. 3. He who laughs last thinks the slowest. 4. A clear conscience is the result of a bad memory. 5. Cha...
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Just wondering
by lookin4luv63 at 11/19/2008 3:04:20 AM
While running errands yesterday, I came across a demolition co. tearing down a bank. Wonder if they forclosed on themselves?
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It was only a litttle expired
by lookin4luv63 at 11/13/2008 7:27:00 PM
True story from Ohio. Cop stops a car for speeding. Driver hands the cop a drivers license that had expired - 33 years earlier! When asked why he hadn;t renewed his license, he replied that it was ...
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Dopers duped by the heat
by lookin4luv63 at 11/12/2008 6:40:24 PM
Another dumb criminal story: A police department received a call on a suspicious bag along a roadway. Upon the arrival of the police, it was determined that the bag contained a large amount of coca...
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Things I've Always Wondered
by lookin4luv63 at 11/6/2008 5:48:43 PM
1. Why do you sit in the stands? 2. Why do you park in the driveway & drive on the parkway? 3. Why is it that the only one that can open a childproof medicine bottle is a child? 4. Why do...
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The Thin Blue Line - the Brotherhood
by lookin4luv63 at 11/1/2008 3:33:43 AM
This entry is not meant to be humerous, so there won't be a punch line or a joke somewhere. I want to try to explain the term "Thin Blue Line" - used when referring to the brotherhood of law enforc...
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Sure Bets of Law Enforcement
by lookin4luv63 at 10/24/2008 11:31:39 PM
There are very few sure bets in life, however, in Law Enforcement, there are a few: 1. A drunk never drinks more that 2 beers. 2. A man & woman in the backseat of a car are "only talking" - rega...
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Dumb Criminals - Chapter 2
by lookin4luv63 at 10/23/2008 7:28:09 PM
Just saw these on TV. 1. Lady caught on film leaving the scene of an accident, walking into a nearby convenience store, and buying a six pack of beer. Gee, can you say OMVI? 2. Guy in a white st...
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Tribute to Laurie & Ryan
by lookin4luv63 at 10/22/2008 1:56:18 PM
I have made so many dear friends in the short time that I've been in the 40s group here @ DH. One, in particular, has done so much to make me feel welcome that I wanted to do something to say Thanks!...
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Dumb Criminal - Chapter 1
by lookin4luv63 at 10/21/2008 10:18:09 AM
Since I've been in the Security/Law Enforcement area for over 20 years, I naturally am interested in news items relating to this field. I especially love "Dumb Criminal Stories". Some of the best I've...
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Here's your sign
by lookin4luv63 at 10/20/2008 10:24:13 PM
One of my favorite comedians is Bill Engvall of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Those of you familiar with him know his "Here's your sign" routines. Anyone who deals with the public on a regular basis ca...
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Life as I see it
by lookin4luv63 at 10/20/2008 9:48:58 PM
I like to make people laugh, so my blog is about the lighter side of Life. I try to look for the funnier side of things, and I'd like to share them with all of you. Hopefully some of them will make yo...
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