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A bear and his man
by knightkosd at 5/4/2009 5:37:01 PM
This one has a LOGICAL, childishly simple resolution. Ready? A man lives in a green house. The house is square shaped, and all the walls face south Each wall has 3 windows The man has two ...
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Betcha can't guess!
by knightkosd at 4/29/2009 11:20:46 AM
Ready? What do all of the following have in commom: 1) Dirt 2) Music 3) Humans 4) Bowling pins 5) Yeast Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Give up? The answer is all require rest Dirt require...
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Ok I get it...do you?
by knightkosd at 4/28/2009 6:34:17 PM
I have been previewing several profiles and I see a common re-curring theme, and ladies, I get it. Having said that I will take my life in my own hands and say this plainly. From this point in t...
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A Fairy Queen
by knightkosd at 4/27/2009 4:44:04 PM
Pan stops piping No rachus from Bacchus The Fairy Queen passes by The Djinn and Marduck Quiet their throngs The Fairy Queen passes by She stops. She speaks. The kelideoscope changes Th...
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Things my dog taught me
by knightkosd at 4/27/2009 3:59:46 PM
Easy simple princies! 1) The best place to sleep is dead center of any road or driveway 2) The best position to sleep in is flat on one's side, all limbs parallel. 3) When having vacated a ro...
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OF HYPOCRITES AND COWARDS
by knightkosd at 3/11/2009 7:09:19 PM
I saw a profile the other day of a woman asking for someone who was non-judgemental. It occurred to me she was asking for someone who is a hypocrite and a coward. Anyone who says they are non_jud...
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PETA ATTACKS THE OLSEN TWINS
by knightkosd at 2/26/2009 3:13:08 AM
MKAO made a statement that furry little animals are raised to be eaten and worn. PETA was VISICIOUS in their response. I don't know exaxtly when it became bad to have a non-left wing opinion.
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APOLOGIZE
by knightkosd at 2/22/2009 4:12:34 PM
Some may think the things I write are saturated with controversy. Some think me cruel, or racist, homophobic, and who knows what else. To any critics I say the following: I DO NOT APOLOGIZE!!! ...
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RUSS FEINGOLD 2012!!!
by knightkosd at 2/21/2009 6:08:48 PM
2012. I hope hout of office. First though, let me say something good about him...hmm...Got it! Not once has Mr. Feingold or one of his lackeys ever tried to knife me in the shower. Why don't I l...
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CARTOON MADNESS
by knightkosd at 2/21/2009 3:40:42 PM
So, the paper ran a cartoon that made the "Reverand" Al Sharpton crawl out from under his rock. His Largeness said the cartoon was offensive. Ironic, since I find Sharpton offensive. I did not e...
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THE LONE RANGER
by knightkosd at 2/19/2009 5:19:58 PM
I really admire people like Roy Rodgers, Dale Evans, and Brace Beemer-the masked man himself. They were famous, got rich,and never had a teen pregnacy, an emotional melt down or treated a fan as less...
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Chicken Little was Right
by knightkosd at 2/17/2009 9:24:41 AM
THE SKY IS FALLING!!! So now we are in a big finiancial mess, and thank God the government is going to help (sarcasm). This spending. Bill is akin to one of the most retarded moves in history. So l...
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Parody*** HALLOWEEN IS RACIST***Parody
by knightkosd at 11/3/2008 9:06:35 PM
PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY Once again Halloween has come and gone and all the little Goblins are gobblin their treats. The day is over and we were not taken over by evil sp...
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Stuck on arguements
by knightkosd at 10/12/2008 8:50:31 PM
Once again today, I saw yet another car with a bumper sticker that said "Bush lied, people died". I see these stickers quite often. They also say things like: "war is not the answer", Save America-...
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I'd hate to be Obama
by knightkosd at 10/12/2008 2:09:39 PM
WHY?? Obama is tha candidate for change...blah, blah, blah. But I don't want to be him. Here is why. Think back and name 4 horrible presidents...5...4...3...2...1...time is up. Likely you named...
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Money, money, money
by knightkosd at 10/11/2008 12:14:44 PM
During the French revolution, there was a massive shortage of doctors to treat the wounded. The wounded had their wounds dressed, often with the shrapnel and bullets still in them and the injuries we...
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