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What is Politics!?
by ca33idy1 at 11/10/2012 10:39:16 AM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's t...
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Roll Up ; )
by ca33idy1 at 10/15/2012 12:36:45 PM
You know one thing straight, I'll be there girl whenever you call me When you at home that's your man Soon as you land you say it's all me But shit ain't all G with him no more, you ain't entertained ...
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Celebration ; )
by ca33idy1 at 9/29/2012 10:58:06 AM
I hope everyone has a great weekend ; ) It's gorgeous out! A great song to get your afternoon started... 
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One In A Million
by ca33idy1 at 9/22/2012 12:23:27 PM
When you find that one, don't give up, and don't screw it up! lol Men and Women love a good challenge...just saying ; )
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DateHookUp Love Poems ; )
by ca33idy1 at 9/16/2012 6:56:42 AM
Enjoy... POEM 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass POEM 2 I'm a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother f**ker to put me down POEM 3 Kissing is a ...
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Double Martini lol
by ca33idy1 at 9/8/2012 9:44:24 AM
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare anoth...
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Drug Warning
by ca33idy1 at 8/10/2012 2:57:23 PM
The following is an important announcement... Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape ...
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Honeymoon ; )
by ca33idy1 at 7/28/2012 12:13:31 PM
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body i...
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Intercourse ; )
by ca33idy1 at 7/22/2012 6:18:20 AM
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. Wh...
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Guy and Girl types?
by ca33idy1 at 7/18/2012 2:04:06 PM
Something different ; ) Which one are you...lol 1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snuggle Pu...
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Good Girl, Bad Girl
by ca33idy1 at 7/16/2012 4:08:30 PM
Any questions ; ) Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother....
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~~Lil Rascals~~
by ca33idy1 at 7/12/2012 3:52:42 PM
aka luvl33lady, k_4real, and tcocoa ; ) What's good? I hope all is well for you 3 tonight...muah
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Double Trouble ; )
by ca33idy1 at 7/10/2012 3:48:32 PM
Soo, my twin brother 'Chad'(identical) is thinking abt joining this site!!! If and when he does I will let u know his name, so maybe the men and women that I know can message him, and make him feel c...
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Gay Self Examination Test ; )
by ca33idy1 at 7/7/2012 7:31:00 AM
GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION... 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the b...
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Failing in bed cont'd
by ca33idy1 at 6/27/2012 2:32:44 PM
22. ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask. 23. PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a ...
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Failing in bed...
by ca33idy1 at 6/26/2012 4:41:11 PM
The top 20 ways men fail in bed... take notes, all you Casanovas! 1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour a...
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Gender Poetry
by ca33idy1 at 6/24/2012 4:41:11 PM
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't b*tch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I ...
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Life on dh...lol
by ca33idy1 at 6/22/2012 4:17:25 PM
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uiner...
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Aging women
by ca33idy1 at 6/21/2012 7:31:02 AM
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think... If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't si...
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I fancy kinky sex
by ca33idy1 at 6/10/2012 11:40:27 AM
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your m...
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Dwarves ; )
by ca33idy1 at 6/8/2012 4:35:34 PM
Perfection, that is what dwarves are, simply perfection ; ) Dwarves are annoying little creatures that manage to bug the hell out of forum users! They are short, stout, strong and possess a rare kind ...
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blah blah blah
by ca33idy1 at 6/6/2012 6:53:32 PM
What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man...
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Auction...; )
by ca33idy1 at 6/3/2012 6:25:52 AM
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off d*cks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave ...
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Zombie Apocalypse! lol
by ca33idy1 at 6/2/2012 9:22:11 AM
The real definition of Zombie Apocalypse which only the weak minded believe is true... The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly ...
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Budweiser versus Face Cream...; )
by ca33idy1 at 6/1/2012 6:27:24 PM
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale,...
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The Truth ; ) lol
by ca33idy1 at 5/30/2012 7:27:23 AM
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Oh No!
by ca33idy1 at 5/26/2012 8:42:13 AM
Just when you thought you were having a great night ; ) This happens... 
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Boobs =)
by ca33idy1 at 5/19/2012 12:13:03 PM
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they si...
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Gremlins ; )
by ca33idy1 at 5/18/2012 2:55:05 PM
Your girls f**king clingy a** best friend. Have you ever wanted to do something with your girl but your girls clingy a** best friend is just jealous of you, and doesn't want your girl whom she's best ...
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Goblins ; )
by ca33idy1 at 5/16/2012 2:37:28 PM
Small, usually dark skinned (sometimes light skinned) bipedal person... The Goblin is possessed of a keen cunning, and although not often very wise, Goblins tend toward the highly intelligent ; ) Don'...
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Lets try this ; )
by ca33idy1 at 5/12/2012 6:49:11 AM
Just for fun! I want to see if I can get all 12 gifts in one day, so whoever reads this plzzz send me a gift...lol Im €urious
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Because I'm A Guy...
by ca33idy1 at 5/10/2012 7:12:27 AM
Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue. Because I'm a ...
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Trolls ; )
by ca33idy1 at 5/8/2012 3:57:21 PM
For those that don't know... Sonetimes compared to the Japanese 'Oni', a troll is a supernatural creature of Scandinavian forklore, whos race was thought to have carried massive stones into the cou...
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Fresh Start ; ) lol
by ca33idy1 at 5/7/2012 6:28:26 AM
About women... Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone, and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible...
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