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Obama vs. Drama
by cassanova at 9/25/2012 3:09:46 PM

You should realize that everything we do affects the outcome of this years election. If we vote, we are helping to turn the country in the right direction and to keep moving FORWARD, however, for thos...

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Hav U Dun Dis 1 B4 2 Sum Guy?
by cassanova at 6/26/2008 7:43:39 PM

A man brought his date back 2 his apt., ripped off their clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my lil friend", the woman took a look gathered her clothes & said, "call me when he grows up"...lol

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Brawls & Consequences
by cassanova at 6/22/2008 10:40:41 AM

What is the nastiest thing you ever seen being done to someone in the middle of a fight and what happened to the people involved?

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Crak`n Up...lol
by cassanova at 6/20/2008 2:34:01 PM

Tell me about some of the most hilarious cracks and 'yo mama' jokes you have ever heard, or made up. IE: Yo mama feet so fat, when she walk in flip flops, it sounds like she's swattin flies.....

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How Messed up Is This?
by cassanova at 6/18/2008 11:58:51 PM

A man asks his wife, "why dont u let me know when u are having your orgasm?" She replies, "I don't believe in calling you when you are at work!" Comment?:

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The Lil' Girl Says............
by cassanova at 6/18/2008 11:57:06 PM

A lil girl walks past her parents room, looks in the keyhole and say, " and this b*tch gets mad when i suck my thumb" Comment?:

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Check These Out...Which One Do You Like?
by cassanova at 6/14/2008 8:23:42 PM

1) A man leaves the restroom and forgets to zip up his pants, a lady walking by says, your garage is open. He replies did you see my Mustang? The woman says, No, I saw a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires...

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Do You Get It?
by cassanova at 6/13/2008 2:48:02 PM

A man says to his wife, baby your a** is as big as my bbq grill. Later, the man tries to get some @$$ from his wife, the wife says kindly, baby I'm not fire'n up this big a** grill for one lil weeny.....

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A Lil Hump Day Humor..............
by cassanova at 6/13/2008 12:09:26 PM

A boy finds a condom on the counter at home, and asks his mom, "what is this?" His mom says, it's Twinkie Wrapper, the boy said good cause I licked cream out...............Just Gross!! Tell me what...

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A Lil Dinner Giggle 4 U..............
by cassanova at 6/13/2008 12:00:21 PM

A redneck goes to buy rubbers for a date. He is told $4.99 w/tax. He replies: Tacks???? Gawd Almighty!!! I thought they stayed on by themselves. How hilarious do you think this is on a scale of 1 -...

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My Pic's????????????????
by cassanova at 6/11/2008 11:44:38 PM

How would you rate them and describe what you think about them. {I know that there will be some that you like and some that you dislike, Im not mad about that.} *** I am not conceited at all. I j...

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What Kinda Change R U Lookin 4?
by cassanova at 6/10/2008 7:27:29 PM

Q: Who do you want to see in The White House next year? A: 'Obama' or 'McCain' Is your decision racially motivated or faithfully motivated?

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What Is Your Take On This?
by cassanova at 5/29/2008 10:30:53 PM

.."here was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a sa...

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Hmm?????? (If I......)
by cassanova at 5/22/2008 7:25:45 AM

+If I were yours, what would you do to keep me happy? +If I were yours, what would be your pet peave? +If I were yours, what would our life be like? +If I were yours, would we have anymore kids? +...

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'Turnin` Point In My Life'
by cassanova at 2/21/2008 7:47:10 AM

I am so Happy! ^ ~ ^-------------------------------- --------------------\___/-------------------------------- I passed all of my tests and obtained my CDL on the 19th!!!!! I am truly grateful f...

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All About Me
by cassanova at 2/9/2008 11:09:49 PM

If you were intrigued by me or attracted to me in some kinda way, what would you do to keep other women from trying me?

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All About The (02/14)...
by cassanova at 2/8/2008 11:59:32 PM

How many men do you know that do not know that (02/14) is Valentine's Day? Even worse, how many women do you know like that?

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For My Black's ONLY!!!!!(Think About It).....
by cassanova at 1/25/2008 8:43:54 AM

Why, when black people wear their pants low, white people call it SAGGIN? Spell "S.A.G.G.I.N.", backwards. They got us again!!!...

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Your Outlook/Opinion
by cassanova at 1/24/2008 1:06:46 PM

How Do You Perceive Me, Now That You Know A Lil' About Me?

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THE BLACK PRAYER: (What do you think about it)?
by cassanova at 1/18/2008 7:06:15 AM

The Black Prayer This is deep, so take your time. Why Did You Make Me Black Lord Lord .. Why did you make me black? Why did you make someone the world would hold back? Black is the color...

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2007-2008 Transitions
by cassanova at 1/1/2008 9:18:14 PM

If you wasnt able to bring in the New Year the way you wanted or expected to, then tell me: Where would you have rather been, and what would you have wanted to be doing to bring in the New Year?

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('08)"Happy New Year"('08)
by cassanova at 1/1/2008 9:14:56 PM

How was your New Years experience? What did you do and how did you bring in the New Year?

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Life Experiences...1), 2), and 3).....
by cassanova at 12/7/2007 11:31:07 AM

1)What is the kraziest thing that you have ever experienced before? 2)What is the nastiest thing that you have ever experienced before? 3)What is the wildest thing that you have ever experienced bef...

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Out Of Curiosity
by cassanova at 12/5/2007 6:12:16 AM

I have a few topics on sitting. These topics are about what you would do to the different sexes though. I waould like to know about me, personally now. So, name all parts of my body that you would ...

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BEWARE: Smelly Topic!!
by cassanova at 12/5/2007 6:06:48 AM

1) Where is the weirdest place that you have farted? 2) What makes a womans fart a turn-on to some guys? 3) Why do mens fart stink and womens hardly ever smell? 4) Why do women try to be cute in pu...

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Hmmmm, I Wonder?
by cassanova at 11/26/2007 12:35:57 AM

What part of a man's / womans body do you like the most? And what part of my body would you do your thang on the most?

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About L.I.F.E.
by cassanova at 11/18/2007 9:48:15 PM

What is L.I.F.E. to you? On a scale of 1-10, (10 being the highest), how serious do you take L.I.F.E.? Do you cherish your L.I.F.E.? Break down each letter in the word, L.I.F.E., and tell me what i...

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Topic: SENSITIVITY
by cassanova at 11/18/2007 9:29:38 PM

Women are far more sensitive than men. Anyone care to explain why?

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Love, $Money$, and Sex...Hmmmm!!!
by cassanova at 11/11/2007 9:08:12 AM

What's your take on Love, $Money$, and Sex? Out of all three, which would you prefer if you had to choose just one?

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About My Profile
by cassanova at 5/31/2007 7:27:41 AM

What attracted you to my profile? Whether I winked at you first or not, what made you contact me. And for those who admit that they initially didnt read my profile, what made you contact me? Im cur...

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Hmm, I Wonder?????
by cassanova at 5/31/2007 7:24:02 AM

Who can disect the meaning of CASSANOVA? And what was your take on that name when you first saw it on my profile?

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FOR THE BI AND/OR CURIOUS FEMALES
by cassanova at 5/19/2007 10:53:24 AM

Which part of a lady's body would you sit on the most for your own pleasure? And why?

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WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE??????
by cassanova at 5/19/2007 10:49:55 AM

Would you rather sit on a mans: 1) Face 2) Tongue 3) D*ck (If you had to choose just one?)

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