
so_girly
Lakewood, CA
age: 54
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I think it means they lied. About everything. 
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mjkittredge
Nashua, NH
age: 27
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Wow, I thought I had gotten everything! Still haven't heard the sailboat one!
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federal327
Alexandria, VA
age: 62
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“My friend got stabbed in the face and I had to go to the morgue to identify the body.”
This was a student’s excuse for missing an exam.
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lobo_corazon
Kingston, ON
age: 39
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Apparently her ex had weasled his way into her bed for an ol' trip down memory lane... And she had just found out that she was pregnant.

(Edit: I never thought of this, but I should have called the hotel she had supposedly booked and checked for her reservation. So much water under that bridge now, but it would have been interesting!)
[Edited 6/10/2008 8:14:25 AM]
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dunitall
Seattle, WA
age: 44
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My life broke down on the way to work so i cant make it, i'm waiting for a tow truck right now
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lobo_corazon
Kingston, ON
age: 39
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“My friend got stabbed in the face and I had to go to the morgue to identify the body.”
This was a student’s excuse for missing an exam.
Back in 3rd year engineering, one of my housemates slept through a final. When he ran down to the university he met his prof on the way out, and was told "Hey, I wondered what happened to you! Here, take this exam, let's go over to the grad pub and I'll buy you a beer while you fill it out!"
Rob was in Materials Engineering, a small class of like 10-12. In Electrical (more like 100) my profs would have slapped me on the back and said "Thanks! That's one less test to mark!" 
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