| 8/6/2007 2:38:32 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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LOL no ron.. I'm OLD!
Let's see....You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time
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| 8/6/2007 2:39:24 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there lol I see people do this all the time
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| 8/6/2007 2:42:03 PM |
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ronpan
Petersburg, IN
age: 48
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This is fun but I gotta run, its quitting time here for me.
You know you're getting old whe you can time your next BM
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| 8/6/2007 2:42:56 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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lol funny cya ron
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| 8/6/2007 2:45:14 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 55
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If you can't Eat it or Screw it, Piss on it and Walk Away.
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| 8/6/2007 2:45:47 PM |
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ronpan
Petersburg, IN
age: 48
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Cya tru, have a good one. Just for the record, you look great for a old lady. (wink)
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| 8/6/2007 2:49:30 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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lol knight you figure out the meaning of life but forgot to write it down
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| 8/6/2007 2:51:00 PM |
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allhailthechief
Saint Cloud, MN
age: 33
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when your son or daughter mistake you for their grandmother
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| 8/6/2007 2:51:19 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 55
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i'm lost.. all the good ones were taken.. you 2 did a good job.. i want a job like ron's too.. play on the dhu all day, and draw a paycheck..
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| 8/6/2007 2:53:54 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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Yeah knight.. some folks are lucky like or on welfare and can spend the day on here lol Coming home to jump on here is my social life after work
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| 8/6/2007 2:57:36 PM |
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nonickname49
Belchertown, MA
age: 58
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You know your old when you go out to paint the town red. But, you are to
tired to give it a second coat
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| 8/6/2007 2:58:17 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 55
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i just received an interesting email.. type "Operation Wetback" into your browser search engine..
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| 8/6/2007 2:58:24 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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When you start a sentence with " I remember when... OMG that's me! lol
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| 8/6/2007 2:58:56 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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Here's some Tru...I'm 53...you're looking great for your age! You go girl!
Nearly everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
You get winded playing chess.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
You're still chasing women but can't remember why.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
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| 8/6/2007 2:59:24 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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lol nonick... good one.... when ya get up and go to the toilet and can't remember what you went to do lol
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