| 8/6/2007 3:01:38 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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Thanks 53. Heck, I used to make fun of mom when she turned 50 and she would say " someday, you gonna be there lol Now my sons say same stuff to me but ya know.. it's not near as funny when they say it to me as it was when I said it to mom!
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| 8/6/2007 3:01:44 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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Some more:
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals.
Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..."
You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
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| 8/6/2007 3:02:16 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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LOL hotlicks... hope you are not speaking from experience!
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| 8/6/2007 3:03:55 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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Yeah Tru...I know what you mean...I was going to color my hair purple because my nephews kept calling me "grandma!"
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| 8/6/2007 3:06:50 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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I look too much like my mother....waaahhhhwwaaahhhh Here's some more...
Dialing long distance wears you out.
You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer.
You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by.
The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
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| 8/6/2007 3:09:30 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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No Hotlicks....geez...only my hair...not my whole body!!!!! lol lol
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| 8/6/2007 3:10:28 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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When every time you sneeze, you also fart! I hate that!
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| 8/6/2007 3:11:09 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 55
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i had this said to me not a month ago... punks
You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer.
stopped my car in the middle of the street because they would not move out of the way, walked directly up the house where I knew they lived, rang the doorbell, father came to the door, explained what happened.. he jumped all over their asses.. they called me old timer on the way back to my truck.
I should have just run over their asses
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| 8/6/2007 3:12:04 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 55
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yur getting old, when you remember when the movies were, only black and white..
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| 8/6/2007 3:12:11 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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Have you seen the commercial where the old couple kiss and she ends up with his teeth in her mouth, and her teeth are in his mouth? I thought that was so funny!
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| 8/6/2007 3:13:04 PM |
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sumbeach063
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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Haven't did any of those as of yet, so I'm not old.......LOL
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| 8/6/2007 3:13:59 PM |
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crazycajun74
Dallas, TX
age: 33
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LMAO @ Beach... me either!
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| 8/6/2007 3:14:06 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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LOL Hotlicks...It's a real b*tch for me during that time! lol lol
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| 8/6/2007 3:15:35 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 55
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i was talking on the phone with mom in MS yesterday.. we laughed at this thread. You never realize just how much change happens in such a short period..
first color tv, everyone in the whole neighborhood came to see it. (neighborhoods in the country included everyone within 5 miles.
first FM radio in a car
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| 8/6/2007 3:15:44 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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You will young ladies...you will...can't avoid it!
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