| 2/1/2013 8:54:46 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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sbeard111
Lexington, KY
45, joined Jan. 2013
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To explain why, Paddy,(or sbeard1),(or yourself, Nam... de-plume acceptable),'s ... Not at work, today.
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 2/1/2013 11:45:43 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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stars45
Wichita, KS
46, joined Jan. 2013
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Dear boss,I'm not work today cause I've won the lottery. 
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| 2/1/2013 11:49:17 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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khloeking
Ashtabula, OH
45, joined Aug. 2012
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The voices told me I could take the day off!
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| 2/1/2013 11:50:51 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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justcruzin64
Felton, CA
50, joined Apr. 2012
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dear boss i wont be at work tomorrow cuz id rather eat catshit whith knitting needles then work another day for you 
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| 2/1/2013 11:51:53 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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pentopaper
Okmulgee, OK
47, joined Nov. 2008
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i am my own boss,,,every excuse i can come up with seems lame 
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| 2/1/2013 11:52:44 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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benz550e
Mine Hill, NJ
48, joined Aug. 2012
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I know it's super ball Monday but my dog is sick need to take him somewhere
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| 2/2/2013 12:00:13 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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stars45
Wichita, KS
46, joined Jan. 2013
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I'm having an exorcism done today.
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| 2/2/2013 12:04:18 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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sbeard111
Lexington, KY
45, joined Jan. 2013
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Dear Boss...
,'You fired me?'
....
Dear Ex-Boss...
,'I won the lottery and bought the company. You're fired!!!'
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| 2/2/2013 12:06:01 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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hilly_not_hilly
Louisville, KY
46, joined Jan. 2013
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Dear Boss,
Your actions, habits, and general whacky ways have led me to this...you are causing this company to spiral further downwards.
Bashing employees publicly is NOT a motivator or does not instill incentive to stay with you any longer. You are supposed to be a role model for us, yet act ass-backward in this regard.
As of today, here is my resignation, as I know others will follow.
Hilly.
(P.S. these are true events of what is happening at my work lately).
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| 2/2/2013 12:07:42 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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luvcoins
Grant, AL
40, joined Nov. 2011
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Cause Im spending the day with your husband 
Nice sheets btw
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| 2/2/2013 12:10:01 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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khloeking
Ashtabula, OH
45, joined Aug. 2012
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Dear Boss. Instead of showing up for work on a regular basis I've decided to sleep my way to the top. Can I have your boss' phone number ???
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| 2/2/2013 12:12:41 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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cupcakesrgreat
Forest Park, IL
52, joined Jul. 2012
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Dear Boss,
I can't come in today.. the s2bx (soon to be ex) is sick with the flu
and well u know you men are such sissies when sick
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| 2/2/2013 12:41:35 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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yuup666
Hanover, PA
42, joined Jan. 2013
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Dear Boss, I write you this note. I can't work because my hemroids really hurt!!
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| 2/2/2013 12:54:38 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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pentopaper
Okmulgee, OK
47, joined Nov. 2008
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hey man,,,i was gettin a 6am wake up blow job in the shower,,,i slipped on the tub floor and my left foot caught her in the jaw and she bit the tip of my tallywacker off,,,im sitting in the emergency room now waiting to see if they can sew it back on,,,ill try to be in after lunch but dont hold your breath,,,yesterday i left a roach on the upper shelf in the tool room,when jerry gets there make sure he dosent find it cause we both know that f**ktard will smoke it 
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| 2/2/2013 3:48:10 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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oopsiedaizeys
Lexington, KY
47, joined Jan. 2013
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I'm burned out
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| 2/2/2013 5:19:09 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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pbandjme
Kane, PA
45, joined Jul. 2012
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Dear Boss. Instead of showing up for work on a regular basis I've decided to sleep my way to the top. Can I have your boss' phone number ???
(814)555-6969
psssttt..He's a multi- Millionaire..
can we say fringe benefits..
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| 2/2/2013 6:41:34 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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imall4fun
Tucson, AZ
46, joined May. 2011
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Dear IMAs Boss,
IMA wont be in for awhile. As her friend I have decided she needs to be taken to rehab. She is addicted to a website called DH. I will be taking her shortly after surgery to remove the phone that has become stuck to her hand. Not sure when she will be returning but I believe the law states if she enters rehab you can not fire her. I will keep you posted of her progress.
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| 2/2/2013 10:08:44 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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cupcakesrgreat
Forest Park, IL
52, joined Jul. 2012
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hey man,,,i was gettin a 6am wake up blow job in the shower,,,i slipped on the tub floor and my left foot caught her in the jaw and she bit the tip of my tallywacker off,,,im sitting in the emergency room now waiting to see if they can sew it back on,,,ill try to be in after lunch but dont hold your breath,,,yesterday i left a roach on the upper shelf in the tool room,when jerry gets there make sure he dosent find it cause we both know that f**ktard will smoke it
psst.. you should ask for an inplant if they can't sew it back on they can just give you an extension.
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| 2/2/2013 11:18:23 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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pbandjme
Kane, PA
45, joined Jul. 2012
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It's called an adad*cktomy...add-a-d*ck-ta-me..
[Edited 2/2/2013 11:20:09 AM ]
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| 2/2/2013 11:21:49 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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mekaylurker
Omaha, NE
53, joined Nov. 2012
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Dear Boss,
I don't wanna, and you can't make me! 
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| 2/2/2013 11:28:02 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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yogi7373
Hernando, MS
41, joined Feb. 2012
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dear boss
i wouldnt drink your coffee today....
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| 2/2/2013 11:39:18 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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midcoastmegirl
Belfast, ME
47, joined May. 2008
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Dear Boss...
I saved so much money by switching to Geico, I don't have to work today
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| 2/2/2013 11:47:44 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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bluerosemama
Evansville, IN
52, joined Aug. 2009
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Dear boss
I have met a wonderful man online and as he is a Nigerian prince I will no longer have to be a wage slave & can stay home in my Nigerian castle and count my stzcks of Nigerian money.
From now on please address me as Princess Lisa.
Goodbye
Forever
Lisa
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| 2/2/2013 12:05:34 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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fndemhotnlvmwet
Morris, AL
46, joined Dec. 2010
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Bad news boss !!! I have anal glockoma !!! There for I don't see my a** coming in today !!!
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| 2/2/2013 12:20:19 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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tahoefreak64
South Lake Tahoe, CA
50, joined Feb. 2008
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Sorry boss, I wanted to come in today. But in a close vote of 31 to 29.Working for you today is not possible.
Whoever said multiple personality disorder is a disability was wrong.............
See you tomorrow.... maybe?
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| 2/2/2013 1:11:02 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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fndemhotnlvmwet
Morris, AL
46, joined Dec. 2010
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Boss sorry I was late !! I was in the middle of someone I couldn't pull out of. 
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| 2/3/2013 1:41:12 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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cupcakesrgreat
Forest Park, IL
52, joined Jul. 2012
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Dear Boss,
Sorry I am unable to come in today as I'm a bit tied up, shabari style.
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| 2/3/2013 9:19:23 AM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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gagirlames121
Canton, GA
42, joined May. 2012
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Dear IMAs Boss,
IMA wont be in for awhile. As her friend I have decided she needs to be taken to rehab. She is addicted to a website called DH. I will be taking her shortly after surgery to remove the phone that has become stuck to her hand. Not sure when she will be returning but I believe the law states if she enters rehab you can not fire her. I will keep you posted of her progress.
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| 2/3/2013 12:56:45 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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sbeard111
Lexington, KY
45, joined Jan. 2013
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...Take this, brother...
May it serve you well.
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| 2/3/2013 8:01:07 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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stars45
Wichita, KS
46, joined Jan. 2013
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I've decided to start a new career as a porn star.
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| 2/3/2013 8:02:04 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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itt_ken
Williston, SC
40, joined Oct. 2012
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| 2/3/2013 8:02:39 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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benz550e
Mine Hill, NJ
48, joined Aug. 2012
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I'm leaving to be her manager^^^
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| 2/3/2013 8:03:54 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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stars45
Wichita, KS
46, joined Jan. 2013
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 Benz,I'm gonna be my own agent.
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| 2/3/2013 8:05:59 PM |
Dear Boss, I write this note to you, |
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benz550e
Mine Hill, NJ
48, joined Aug. 2012
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Hey I tried good luck oh I'm a porno star we meet soon
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