Stupid State Laws

9/5/2013 5:38:48 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	Name a stupid state law. Here is one example: In Dyersburg, Tennessee it is illegal for women to call a man for a date. Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
9/6/2013 5:23:50 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	In Gainesville Georgia it's against the law to eat fried chicken with a fork and knife In California it is against the law to peel an orange in a hotel room nashville Tennessee it's against the law for a male to be Sexaully aroused in public
9/6/2013 6:35:25 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Michigan , a guy legally owns his wife's hair.
9/14/2013 1:13:14 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	I like this topic let's keep it going
9/14/2013 1:17:20 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Nebraska, if a child burps during church, the parent can be arrested.
9/14/2013 8:25:25 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	Good one they would have to watch what they find the kids the night before
9/14/2013 8:26:29 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	Good one
9/15/2013 8:36:16 AM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In New Hampshire, you cannot sell off the clothes you're wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
9/15/2013 12:47:53 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	Like when gambling most people are going to follow laws
9/16/2013 8:19:46 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while commiting a murder in New Jersey.
9/17/2013 7:07:42 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Washington state, it is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night). In the US territory of Guam it is forbidden for virgins to marry. In North Carolina it's illegal for a man to peep through a window at a woman, yet it's not against the law for a woman to peep into a room occupied by a man. (Nor is it a violation of the law if a man peeps at another man.) In Illinois all bachelors are to be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. In Headland, Alabama, no female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane. In Fairbanks, Alaska, moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets. In Florida, single, divorced, or widowed women may not parachute on Sunday afternoons In Florida, Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. In Florida, Men are not allowed to wear a strapless gown in public. In Florida it is illegal to shower with your clothes on. Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. In Indiana, Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans." In Kentucky, It is illegal to marry the same man more than 3 times. In Buckfield, Maine, The legislation declares that no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any passenger who gives him sexual favors in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "place of business" selling liquor. In Massachusetts, At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presance of horses. In Michigan, A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission In Clawson, Michigan It is legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. In Minnesota, It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. Does this mean it is okay to engage in necrophiliactic bestiality? In Maryville, Missouri, The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male. Sounds like the dream town of a lot of guys. In Nevada, sex without a condom is illegal? Then why are people still giving birth there? In Nevada, It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. Fargo, North Dakota, It is illegal to wear a hat while dancing. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth In South Dakota, Prostitutes are still prohibited from plying their trade out of a covered wagon. In Kingsville, Texas Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property. In Utah, Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. In Virginia, It is illegal to copulate in any poisition except missionary In Virginia, A woman can't go out without wearing a corset. In Romboch, Virginia It is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on. In West Virginia, It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. In Newcastle, Wyoming Couples may not have sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer. Where is the fun in that? Dumbs laws in Tennessee Students may not hold hands while at school. It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee. Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Skunks may not be carried into the state. The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature. In Bell Buckle, One may not throw bottles at a tree. In Dyersburg, It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. In Fayette County You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. In Knoxville, In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a “hitching post. In Lenior County, When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming. In Lexington, No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. In Lexington, It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. ( I have done it before ) In Memphis, Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. In Memphis, it is Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. In Memphis, It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. In Nashville, To play pinball, one must be 18 years old. In Utah, It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
9/17/2013 7:51:58 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	Thanks beeman I have heard most of them but didnt remember which ones went to each town and state
9/17/2013 10:19:09 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Nevada, it's illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
9/17/2013 11:22:37 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Wisconsin, It is illegal to kiss on a train. In Wisconsin, Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer. In Wisconsin, Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. In North Carolina, Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. In North Carolina, If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. Talk about being trapped. In Barber, North Carolina, Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. In Fort Thomas, Kentucky, Dogs may not molest cars. In Owensboro, Kentucky, A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission. In California, No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. In California, Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. ( it is actually a liberal gimmick ) In Baldwin Park, California, Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. In Belvedere, California, City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash. In Illinois, The English language is not to be spoken. ( The closer you get to Chicago, you find more people that speak 'Walmart' ) In Chicago, Illinois, All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery. In Chicago, Illinois, It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck. In Chicago, Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. In New York, New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. In Vermont, is use to be illegal to tie a Giraffe to a telephone pole. In Vermont, Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. In Barre, Vermont, All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
9/18/2013 2:22:26 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Oklahoma, oral sex is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail and a $2500 fine.
9/18/2013 2:40:19 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	Quote from nascaraddict: In Oklahoma, oral sex is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail and a $2500 fine. It is also illegal in Tennessee and so is adultery ( and if I ever have a wife who cheats, I will be calling the DA and making him press charges on her ).
9/18/2013 3:57:55 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Dayton, Virginia it is illegal for a person of color to be outside or within the city limits after 7p.m.
9/18/2013 5:03:50 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Montana, seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. ( why hasn't a crazy gunman shot up a reservation? It would be completely legal! ) In Massachusetts, A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. ( Where is the fun in that? ) In Mohave County, Arizona, a decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. In Indianapolis, Indiana, horses can not be rode at speeds in excess of ten miles per hour. ( does that still apply to the "iron horse?" ) In Washington, when two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault" In Oklahoma, Whaling is illegal. In Oklahoma, It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. In Minnesota, it is illegal to smoke underwater. [Edited 9/18/2013 5:04:00 PM ]
9/19/2013 9:45:12 AM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In North Carolina, a $3 tax must be paid on all white goods sold.
9/19/2013 6:11:41 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Riverside, People's Republic of Kalifornia, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. In Baltimore, People's Republic of Maryland, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies In the People's Republic of New York, It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. In New York City, Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. In Oxford, Ohio It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
9/19/2013 6:47:30 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Delaware, it is illegal to wear pants that are "firm-fitting " around the waist. I wonder if that's the reason everyone wears their pants around their ankles.
9/20/2013 8:15:56 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Nothing Arizona, it is considered misdemeanor assault to break wind near a police officer. ( and that is flippin ridiculous to have to control my bowels around any Gestapo officer, especially if it is one that I can be proud to claim! ) [Edited 9/20/2013 8:18:18 PM ]
9/21/2013 9:06:47 AM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In New Hampshire, any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to collect its feces.
9/21/2013 11:43:35 AM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	Guys keep them coming love them makes you wonder what they were smoking when they made some of these laws
9/21/2013 5:55:03 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Alabama, it is illegal to put salt on railroad tracks. The punishment is death. In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to give booze to a moose. ( I do see the point, they are unpredictable as it is it. My father saw one attack a yellow VW bug and then turn its attention to a yellow Cessna. Sorry, guys, no more cold ones for Bullwinkle. Guess he can be the designated driver. ) In Tombstone, Arizona, it's illegal for citizens over the age of 18-years-old to have more than one tooth missing when smiling. ( Guess nobody who's ever been on the Jerry Springer show will ever be able to live there. ) In Little Rock, Arkansas, any flirtation on city streets between men and women could garner you 30 days in jail. ( Are you sure Bill Clinton used to live there? ) In California, which has always been a little bonkers, it's a misdemeanor to shoot at game from a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale. In some parts of Connecticut, it's illegal for fire trucks to go over 25 mph, at any time. So I guess that those folks in that burning building had just better be patient! In Hawaii, you are not allowed to put coins in your ears In Idaho, a man is breaking the law if he gives his woman a box of candy under 50 pounds. ( I'll be $60 and my left nut a woman wrote this law ) In Champaign, Illinois, it is illegal to urinate in your neighbor's mouth. What kind of people live in this town that you actually have to pass a law to tell them something like this? It's against the law to talk behind somebody's back or gossip spitefully about them in Indiana. ( Evidently, no women, or teenagers live in this state ) If you're a one armed piano player in Iowa, you must perform for free. ( Can you charge a fee if you play with your feet? ) In Topeka, Kansas, you are not allowed to install a bathtub. In Lexington, Kentucky, you are only considered to be "drunk" when you "cannot hold on to the ground" ( So, as long as you can touch the sidewalk after a few shots of rye, then, by all means, go ahead and get behind the wheel of that tractor-trailer ) In Maine, you could get in big trouble with the law for stepping out of a plane that's still in flight ( You don't say! ) In Maryland, it's against the law to take a lion to the movies. (Dang! I can't take my pet lion to see the lion king then! ) In Boston, Massachusetts, they still have it on the law books that it's illegal to play the fiddle (Guess the vice squad should be rounding up those ruthless law breakers in the Boston Philharmonics string section any day now. ) In the People's Republic of Michigan, you can be sued by a robber who got injured while in your house In Kansas City, Missouri, minors can't buy cap pistols, but they are able to buy shotguns, without any trouble at all. (How lovely that little Bubba, Jr., who also collects serial killer trading cards, can go out now and purchase that double-barreled shotgun from Billy Bob's Gun Shop. ) If you're a man who resides in Omaha, Nebraska, you cannot run around the streets with a shaved chest. In Nevada, you can't drive a camel on the highway. In the People's Republic of New Jersey, frowning at a policeman is not just rude, it's against the law. ( Goes this apply if you are being tased? In Corazozo, New Mexico, unshaven women cannot appear in public. In North Dakota, you better not wear shoes to bed or you're breaking the law. In Marian, Ohio, don't walk backwards on a city street while eating doughnuts. In Oklahoma, you can get thrown in the slammer for making an ugly face at a dog. In Myrtle Creek, Oregon, it's illegal to box with a kangaroo. ( Tragically, this prevents disgraced pugilist Mike Tyson from being able to take on the only opponent anybody would be willing to pay to see him fight now. ) Women in Morrisville, Pennsylvania have to have a permit to wear cosmetics ( Finally a land without makeup! ) In Rhode Island, any marriage in which either the bride or groom is an idiot or lunatic is considered null and void. In Fountain Inn, South Carolina, horses are required to wear pants. Lying down and falling asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota is illegal. Tennessee allows you to gather up and eat roadkill. If you live in Utah, you can marry your cousin, once you reach the age of 50. You are required to bathe on Saturdays in Barre, People's Republic of Vermont. In Norfolk, Virginia, it's against the law for a man to pat a women on the butt. In Lynden, Washington, drinking and dancing cannot be held at the same place In Nicholas County, West Virginia, preachers cannot tell humorous stories from the pulpit In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, it's illegal to worry a squirrel. Wyoming law prohibits you from snapping a photo of a rabbit during the entire month of June.
9/21/2013 8:28:20 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Detroit, it is illegal for your pig to run free in the streets unless he has a ring in his nose.
9/21/2013 9:25:15 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Florida, If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. In Florida, You may not fart of queef in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. In Florida, Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner as well be fined. In Florida, you are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. In Florida, Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. In Arkansas, Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw." In Arkansas It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. In Colorado, Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. You may not drive a black car on Sundays In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In Delaware, It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. In Georgia, It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. In Alabama, It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. In Alaska, It is considered a capital offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. In Arizona, You may not have more than two dildos in a house. In Arizona, It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. In Idaho, You may not fish on a camel's back. In Idaho, camel toes are outlawed In Iowa, Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. ( Where's the fun in that?! ) In Indiana, A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. In Indiana, Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
9/22/2013 9:32:59 AM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	Quote from beemandan: In Florida, If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. In Florida, You may not fart of queef in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. In Florida, Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner as well be fined. In Florida, you are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. In Florida, Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. In Arkansas, Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw." In Arkansas It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. In Colorado, Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. You may not drive a black car on Sundays In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In Delaware, It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. In Georgia, It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. In Alabama, It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. In Alaska, It is considered a capital offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. In Arizona, You may not have more than two dildos in a house. In Arizona, It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. In Idaho, You may not fish on a camel's back. In Idaho, camel toes are outlawed In Iowa, Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. ( Where's the fun in that?! ) In Indiana, A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. In Indiana, Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. In response to the elephant tied to the parking meter, who is expected to pay- the elephant or the person who tied him to the meter? In Nevada, it's still legal to "hang" a man for shooting your dog on your property.
9/22/2013 12:03:06 PM	Stupid State Laws
johneboy40 Brockton, MA 44, joined Feb. 2012	Love Massachusetts laws Against the law to ride with a gorilla in a vehicle There's a few more stupid one's ill look
9/22/2013 12:16:50 PM	Stupid State Laws
johneboy40 Brockton, MA 44, joined Feb. 2012	Mass laws Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. All men attending church on Sundays must carry a rifle A special permit must be bought in order to have the privilege of wearing a goatee in public
9/22/2013 12:31:08 PM	Stupid State Laws
wsprs0nthewind Powell, TN 51, joined Mar. 2009	The laws against killing tourists during tourist season.
9/22/2013 12:44:29 PM	Stupid State Laws
johneboy40 Brockton, MA 44, joined Feb. 2012	Quote from wsprs0nthewind: The laws against killing tourists during tourist season. Damn it they've never driven cape cod during the summer time. That could change anyone's mind lol
9/22/2013 2:02:16 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Wisconsin, It is illegal for a restaurant to serve apple pie without cheese. Massachusetts state law says it is prohibited to sleep or lounge on bakery shelves. In Boston, city laws state that persons taking a bath must have a doctors prescription. In Boston, Hotel owners are required to provide a bed for a guest's horse. In Louisiana, It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. In Kentucky, It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. In Kansas, The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. In Indiana, It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. In Indiana, It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. In Indiana, Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. In Indiana, No one may catch a fish with their bare hands. In Indiana, Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
9/22/2013 3:27:56 PM	Stupid State Laws
friendlyholly Johnson City, TN 32, joined Sep. 2013	hi dan stupid stupid law you cant flip a cop off unless you want to get arrested
9/22/2013 4:36:18 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	Quote from friendlyholly: hi dan stupid stupid law you cant flip a cop off unless you want to get arrested Actually, you can, The birdie finger has no legal meaning to it, and is 1st amendment protected even if ( an depending on the circumstances ) it is considered obscene. http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/04/16348364-court-flipping-the-bird-at-a-cop-doesnt-warrant-arrest?lite http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/03/flip-off-police_n_2403563.html In Alabama, Dominoes may not be played on Sunday In Alabama, It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. In Florida, When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. In Indiana, Liquor stores may not sell milk. in Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
9/23/2013 10:27:38 PM	Stupid State Laws
friendlyholly Johnson City, TN 32, joined Sep. 2013	it looks like beeman dan doesent wont to talk to me and i have no idea why there is a law in tn where you cant go down the street nude but before i was born alot of the etsu students ran down a certain road nude that maybe why the law went intoeffect
9/24/2013 2:02:06 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	In Nebraska, people with gonnorhea may not marry. I don't know who made this law or who would want to marry someone with gonnorhea.
9/24/2013 9:00:02 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	In Washington State, there is a law that 'a motorist with criminal intentions [must] stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town In Jonesborough, TN, A slingshot used to be classified by law as a deadly weapon. In Tennessee, it is illegal to drive while asleep.
9/27/2013 7:08:17 PM	Stupid State Laws
celloprof Snellville, GA 33, joined Aug. 2013	Quote from nascaraddict: It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while commiting a murder in New Jersey. That's like saying its illegal to not notify the bank a day in advance before robbing them.
9/28/2013 1:56:04 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	Quote from celloprof: That's like saying its illegal to not notify the bank a day in advance before robbing them. good one
9/28/2013 2:39:05 PM	Stupid State Laws
friendlyholly Johnson City, TN 32, joined Sep. 2013	hi all
9/28/2013 4:11:04 PM	Stupid State Laws
dawgsfan1968 Sparta, TN 47, joined Jan. 2013	Hi every body good football weather
9/29/2013 4:07:46 PM	Stupid State Laws
friendlyholly Johnson City, TN 32, joined Sep. 2013	hi if anyone sees beemandan tell him that i put a pic up so everyone can see me now
9/30/2013 12:52:53 PM	Stupid State Laws
nascaraddict Morristown, TN 39, joined May. 2009	Please, everyone stay on topic. In Nebraska, it is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
10/2/2013 12:32:00 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	I am picking on Alaska this time around. Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. ( But, officer, they told me this was a mobile home. ) Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. ( And I thought this was only a problem for Floridians. ) Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded bonus points by the government. ( Wouldn't the construction of the building destroy the scenic vistas? What are the points for? ) A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. ( Now that 9mm you received for your birthday can be concealed, but not the slingshot! ) One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. ( I guess William Tell would hate a trip to Alaska. ) Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist. ( Fine, and I will just keep my "attractive nuisances" to myself. ) Drunk people are not allowed to come in a bar. ( Well, what a theory. How about the people who get drunk while in the bar? ) Dog grooming is illegal in Juneau. ( Can dogs actually survive in temperatures 30 below zero? And would you want to cut their hair if they could? ) It is illegal to throw a grenade on the street. ( So much for the fourth of July celebration I had planned. I was really hoping for a heck of a bang. ) It's illegal to put your dog in the back of your truck. ( Again, I focus on the temperature crisis. Wouldn't they freeze during most months? ) It is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting. ( Just yell the words to him and then chase down the moose when you spook it. ) State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist. ( Okay, we will have to take your word on that one. ) Moose are not allowed to do it in the streets. ( That is probably why we haven't heard from them in the "Sex in public places" thread. )
10/29/2013 11:45:42 PM	Stupid State Laws
brokenwing37 Columbia, TN 39, joined Oct. 2013	Its why I moved out of state from there!
10/30/2013 5:01:49 PM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	Quote from brokenwing37: Its why I moved out of state from there! You are from Alaska?
11/8/2013 11:42:34 AM	Stupid State Laws
beemandan Chuckey, TN 26, joined Oct. 2012	Quote from john088: in tennessee u must wear rubber boots when f**king the goats. You would happen to know that wouldn't you?
12/5/2013 8:14:06 AM	Stupid State Laws
letsgo1481 Florence, AL 53, joined May. 2013	Alabama- it's illegal to carry a ice cream come in your back pocket
12/20/2013 6:45:09 AM	Stupid State Laws
now_its_on Clarksville, TN 38, joined Nov. 2013

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