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| 8/2/2008 8:30:00 AM |
I have a joke! |
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smoothshot609
Tuckerton, NJ
age: 25
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what do a divorce in alabama and a tornado have in common?
either way someone's fixin to lose a trailer!!
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| 8/2/2008 7:41:19 PM |
I have a joke! |
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web_rose
Phillipsburg, NJ
age: 48
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Jesus Is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just
as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his
light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus,” the bird answered”.
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| 8/9/2008 3:23:21 PM |
I have a joke! |
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soldier89
Mays Landing, NJ
age: 19
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how many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb just one, a white guy will screw anything. 
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| 8/9/2008 3:29:16 PM |
I have a joke! |
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soldier89
Mays Landing, NJ
age: 19
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three irish guys walk out of a bar. three terrorists walk into a bar...no body survived a seal walked into a club. and finally.... we're allied with goergia Yay!!!!!!! 
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| 8/9/2008 5:27:41 PM |
I have a joke! |
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smilesandhugs
Brick, NJ
age: 46
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huh
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| 8/9/2008 9:57:41 PM |
I have a joke! |
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natasha1962
Fulton, NY
age: 45
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hey,
i had sex in a mall yesterday.....
yea I went down on an escalator
 
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| 8/9/2008 9:59:19 PM |
I have a joke! |
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natasha1962
Fulton, NY
age: 45
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Jesus Is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just
as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his
light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus,” the bird answered”.
I love that one 
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| 8/10/2008 4:41:52 AM |
I have a joke! |
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justdashing
Long Branch, NJ
age: 39
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One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
There was man sitting at the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's face. Then he ran back.
The guy with the box said, "I'll have another beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back.
The guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air.
He said, "If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off."
The leprechaun laughed and said, "Leprechauns don't have peckers."
Then the man said, "If you don't have peckers, then how do you pee?"
"By spitting," said the leprechaun.
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| 8/11/2008 9:17:14 AM |
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th6231
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
age: 61
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A penguin was driving along the jersey shore on a hot Sunday--his car started to run really rough---so the penguin stops at a gas station. The mechanic says--"it's too hot --give me an hour to cool it down and take a look." The penguin takes a walk--gets an ice cream cone--he comes back an hour later. The mechanic says," It looks like you've blown a seal". The Penguin says, " Nope--that's vanilla ice cream".
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| 8/11/2008 12:39:48 PM |
I have a joke! |
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smilesandhugs
Brick, NJ
age: 46
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that was funny......I had no idea where you were going with that
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| 8/11/2008 6:40:31 PM |
I have a joke! |
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th6231
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
age: 61
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isn't that a great joke?? Funny to act it out --imitating penguin fins holding the cone.
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| 8/20/2008 7:10:01 AM |
I have a joke! |
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sincerity
Woodbridge, NJ
age: 48
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Hoboken: You had to do a joke about the administration. You just had to do it........
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| 8/20/2008 9:34:11 AM |
I have a joke! |
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chicaboom58
North Bergen, NJ
age: 59 online now!
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Old man sees a little boy with a pirate hat on he asks
Where are your buccaneers??
Little boy answers: Under by buckin hat??
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| 8/20/2008 10:22:18 AM |
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chicaboom58
North Bergen, NJ
age: 59 online now!
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Now THAT'S buckin funny!
How are you Hoboken
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| 9/5/2008 6:21:48 PM |
I have a joke! |
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snigowy
Forked River, NJ
age: 61
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80 yr.old man sitting on park bench crying his eyes out.....Policeman asked him what's wrong....Man answers "I don't know"....I just got married to a 35 yr old model, she cooks me 3 meals a day, we have sex morning, noon and night and she does everything I want her to do....Policeman: So why are you crying.....Man answers: Because I forgot where I Live...
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