| 9/7/2008 8:08:44 PM |
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mistyred34432
Dunnellon, FL
age: 56
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MANY MOONS AGO WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER WEARING WIGS WAS POPULAR. I HAD AT LEAST ONE WIG OF EACH HAIR COLOR AN LENTH. WELL, BACK THEN MOST OF MY DATES KNEW I HAD ON A WIG BECAUSE WHEN WE WOULD GO PARKING TO MAKE-OUT. I WOULD TAKE OFF MY WIG AND SIT IT ON THE DASHBOARD SO THAT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO GO HOME I COULD PUT MY WIG BACK ON AND MOM AND DAD NEVER KNEW I HAD BEEN MAKING OUT BECAUSE MY WIG NEVER HAD A HAIR OUT OF PLACE. WELL, I FORGOT TO TAKE IT OFF WHEN I WENT TO THE DRIVE-IN WITH THIS ONE FELLOW. WE STARTED KISSING AND HE SLID HIS HAND UP MY NECK INTO MY HAIR AND MY WIG CAME OFF IN HIS HAND AND HE LET OUT A SCREAM LIKE SOMEBODY WAS KILLING HIM. THEN I STARTED LAUGHING AND COULDN'T STOP AND THEN HE JOINED ME IN THE LAUGHTER AFTER HE REALIZED IT WAS JUST A WIG. AFTERWARDS WE BOTH HAD SORE SIDES FROM LAUGHING.  I EXPLAINED THE BENEFITS OF WEARING THE WIGS AND FOOLING YOUR PARENTS.
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| 9/8/2008 11:26:22 AM |
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bonniebrownap
Avon Park, FL
age: 49
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 The date that I was so looking forward to.... MURPHY'S LAW.... I tried too hard. I bought a new outfit, paid extra attention to my hair, boned up on his family (local) and read his profile a million times.  I stepped out of my norm and forgot to be myself. He hasn't given me a second chance and rumor has it that he thinks that I am too fancy for him... so wrong. I've learned since then. He taught me to be me. I have to add that he must think I'm worthy because he set me up with a good friend of his.... Oh, how embarrasing. P.S. His friend is really nice, but not for me.... Is there a thread for second chances???????
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| 9/8/2008 3:05:57 PM |
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pawpawmale1
Paw Paw, MI
age: 42
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I went out with a girl and we hit it off pretty well. During the course of the evening she wanted to stop at a grocery store and pick a few things up so I said sure. Well we got to the store and sat talking in the car and one thing let to another and we started making out. As things heated up she got my pants around my ankles and her top open and guess what? Her mom saw her car and decided to surprise her so she opened the passenger door. I fell out into the parking lot with a stiff situation and it was raining to boot. I don't know who was more shocked me or her mother. Btw she was 21 and I was 23 at the time. I think the real shock was that her daughter said "mom I wish you would quit doing that to me" like she expected it. We went out one more time but I drove and locked the doors.
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| 9/13/2008 2:29:27 PM |
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redjulie65
Beloit, WI
age: 42
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you all are sooo funnnyyy
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| 9/14/2008 7:30:28 AM |
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datelessgal
Staten Island, NY
age: 45
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That has got to be the funniest f**kin story i ever read!! you're a pissa. I really needed that! Thanks and keep on writing, you're funny. take care, Nancy in staten island N.Y.
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| 9/14/2008 11:51:29 AM |
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chefdenouveau
Algonquin, IL
age: 45
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Well I am originally from Kansas. My girl friend and I were out under the stars and having a good time on a warm night in June. Well as you may or may not know, Kansas is notorious for freakish storms out of nowhere. The wind picked up a little but we did not think anything about it. The next thing we knew the wind was so strong you could hardly stand. Well both of us were stark naked and the wind just took our clothes out over the lake we were next to. I had to drive her back to town with the both of us naked (except for our shoes) and of course we got pulled over by the local police. They were stopping people to warn them about the tornadoes in the area and telling us to take cover. I thought the cop was going to wet himself when I told him what happened. He just told me to go straight home. Understand that this was a small town in Kansas we were in High School. She got nick named Windy and was pissed at me. Well not my fault. That is my story.
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| 9/14/2008 1:38:58 PM |
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flnative32750
Orlando, FL
age: 42
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Many years ago, my first wife and I were dating. She had been over to my place for the evening. Needless to say, we were engaged in extracuricular activities. Well later that evening I took her home to her house. Unknown to me, she had dressed in a hurry and put her shorts on inside out. Her mom kept asking her what we had did that evening. She looked down and then noticed her shorts. She stepped in the bathroom and corrected them. However, when she came out, her mom knew cause she noticed them when she first came in. Then all of a sudden, she blurts out "I been f**king". I so thought I was going to jail. She was 16 and I was 19 at the time. However, not another word was said after that.
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| 9/15/2008 7:50:29 PM |
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_sea__
Maricopa, AZ
age: 55
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..excellent reading.....( wink ) Sea
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