as_good_once
Largo, FL
56, joined Aug. 2011
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Ever wonder why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya. No chocolate chip cookies. No Christmas. No Disney World, No Las Vegas.
More than one wife. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??
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nick269
Akron, OH
54, joined Jun. 2011
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
60, joined Sep. 2009
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"More than one wife." ao
Oscar Wilde observed that:
- The penalty for polygamy is two wives. -
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zimzane2
High Point, NC
54, joined Jan. 2013
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dandruff
Cleveland, OH
45, joined May. 2009
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walking10
Port Orange, FL
73, joined Dec. 2012
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