8/11/2008 10:42:44 AM |
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dougameidont
Mount Morris, MI
age: 47
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When the boogey man goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
The only match for Chuck Norris is the one he burns you with.
Once, a cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg. After 5 day's of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
Only five a day, men. Tune in tomorrow for five more. Feel free to add more facts.
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8/11/2008 8:11:07 PM |
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wordman
Phillipsburg, NJ
age: 46
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What? No mention of Mike Huckabee?
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8/12/2008 12:40:16 PM |
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dougameidont
Mount Morris, MI
age: 47
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day 2
Chuck Norris goes to McDonalds for a breakfest. He is tolded that breakfest was over 5 min ago. He is so pissed. He goes outside & kicks the building so hard it became a Wendy's.
If at first you don't succeed, your not Chuck Norris.
America is not a democracy, but a Chucktatorship.
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
Chuck Norris pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
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8/12/2008 12:43:55 PM |
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dougameidont
Mount Morris, MI
age: 47
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Wordman. MY next thread will be on Huckabee. I'll have to do some research.
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8/12/2008 6:43:15 PM |
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wordman
Phillipsburg, NJ
age: 46
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That's good Huckabee and Norris did make quite a team on the campaign trail.
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9/26/2008 11:48:06 AM |
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bigcox1989
Ruther Glen, VA
age: 19
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Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5
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9/26/2008 10:31:28 PM |
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xlibra75x
Gateway, AR
age: 33
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10/2/2008 8:48:56 PM |
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kindanervous
East Hampstead, NH
age: 29
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down
[Edited 10/2/2008 8:49:06 PM]
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10/3/2008 9:26:16 AM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 51
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chuck norris knows more about you,than you know about chuck norris.
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10/5/2008 2:58:50 PM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 51
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chuck norris don't jump on hand grenade's to save his buddy's,he swallows them.
chuck norris tried to join the WWF,but they changed their name and moved when they heard he was looking for them.
when chuck norris is constipated,he kicks it outta himself.
the last time chuck norris had sex,california had an earthquake.
when chuck norris was born,he fought his way out,then slapped the doctor, had sex with the nurse and drove himself home
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