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manlypotato
Morganfield, KY
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OK I'm sure you all have a question that you may think is kinda dumb just post it here and see what answer you get. Keep it friendly and fun 
Ok.........
I always wondered sonething,,,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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1/4/2015 7:43:35 PM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Ok.........
I always wondered sonething,,,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Blue 
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1/4/2015 7:46:05 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax

Big Timber, MT
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Blue 
Which weighs more?
A pound of nails or a pound of cotton?...

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1/4/2015 7:53:31 PM |
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_bear_claws_

Chandler, AZ
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is Jake the biggest jerkoff you ever seen????

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1/4/2015 8:08:07 PM |
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whalemstrsback

Corning, CA
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why
is
it???
that every time I either get my hands covered with soapy dishwater...
OR
grease and oil from working on some piece of equipment...
my
nose
starts
itching???
or i gotta P??? 
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1/4/2015 8:15:59 PM |
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sagepopper72

Globe, AZ
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If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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1/4/2015 8:17:38 PM |
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forsyth4
Fort Payne, AL
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Eat shit motherf**kers
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1/4/2015 8:17:43 PM |
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ibane

Zanesville, OH
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Spears or slices
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1/4/2015 8:18:03 PM |
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acdmv

Scarsdale, NY
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is Jake the biggest jerkoff you ever seen????

He a little to old for even that at this point.

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1/4/2015 8:19:02 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
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If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?  ...don't be a sour puss  
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1/4/2015 8:19:51 PM |
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sagepopper72

Globe, AZ
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Spears or slices
Gherkins
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1/4/2015 8:20:24 PM |
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sagepopper72

Globe, AZ
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1/5/2015 12:55:32 AM |
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machug59

Fairfield, CA
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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1/5/2015 7:42:12 AM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Which weighs more?
A pound of nails or a pound of cotton?...

A pound is a pound 
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1/5/2015 7:42:56 AM |
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kawkasian

Houston, TX
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Best color...Purple or Teal??

AUBURN!!!!  
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1/5/2015 7:48:51 AM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Eat shit motherf**kers
Don't be so mean
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1/5/2015 7:50:33 AM |
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ahleah4mriris

Fort Worth, TX
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Eat shit motherf**kers
Here's my dumb question for this poster: Oh, I didn't know that you were hungry...? 
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1/5/2015 7:51:50 AM |
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mr_1234m

Louisville, KY
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Small mind attempting to express itself.
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1/5/2015 7:54:54 AM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Is it better to have a small mind, or a dirty mouth?
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1/5/2015 7:55:52 AM |
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mr_1234m

Louisville, KY
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One normally leads to the other.
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1/5/2015 7:56:23 AM |
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kawkasian

Houston, TX
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Is it better to have a small mind, or a dirty mouth?
for women it's better to have both.
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1/5/2015 7:57:46 AM |
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flyfish77

Conyers, GA
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whats laser stand for,,,??
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1/5/2015 7:59:11 AM |
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kawkasian

Houston, TX
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whats laser stand for,,,?? 
Laser is one who is lazy.
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1/5/2015 8:09:17 AM |
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dasnixter

Jessieville, AR
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Ladies please!
I have that turd blocked, so I'm not subjected to his temper tantrums.
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1/5/2015 8:32:28 AM |
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riflessivo

AlmafuerteStaffordshire
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Who is the turd? 
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1/5/2015 8:54:24 AM |
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lavndrkiss
Norwalk, OH
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Why is snow white when it falls down from the sky?
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1/5/2015 11:45:20 AM |
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flyfish77

Conyers, GA
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if i put my d*ck in his ear,could he hear me comin,,what a potty mouth,
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1/5/2015 11:46:23 AM |
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flyfish77

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its frozen bits offrost maybe?
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1/5/2015 11:48:08 AM |
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flyfish77

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hey yiu most beautiful creation, i love yiou ya know,as allways haha, i love all women from englsnd,or who aint afraid to answer any questions,
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1/5/2015 11:55:57 AM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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if i put my d*ck in his ear,could he hear me  comin,,what a potty mouth,
No but he may ear you 
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1/5/2015 12:00:03 PM |
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mr_1234m

Louisville, KY
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A grammar teacher could make a fortune.
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1/5/2015 12:03:31 PM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Lmao, yeah they could cause my grammar really sucks, my vocabulary is not far behind it either what a shame. 
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1/5/2015 12:04:28 PM |
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mr_1234m

Louisville, KY
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My comment was not directed towards you 
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1/5/2015 12:05:25 PM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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No but I would be a customer 
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kawkasian

Houston, TX
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Why is snow white when it falls down from the sky?
It isn't, it's an optical illusion, snow crystals are transparent. Much like Polar bears appear to be white, their hair is actually black but hollow so the light reflects though it and appears white.
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1/5/2015 12:15:49 PM |
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stumppy

Wind Gap, PA
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I thought it was the skin that was black, and the. hairs were translucent
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1/5/2015 12:16:28 PM |
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kawkasian

Houston, TX
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I thought it was the skin that was black, and the. hairs were translucent
You might be right
Edit: YUP
Polar bears' fur consists of a dense, insulating undercoat topped by guard hairs of various lengths. It is not actually white—it just looks that way. Each hair shaft is pigment-free and transparent with a hollow core that scatters and reflects visible light, much like what happens with ice and snow.
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leggsalloverr

Beverly Hills, CA
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Cawk is right. Oh and, Stumppy
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1/5/2015 12:32:22 PM |
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stumppy

Wind Gap, PA
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Ooooh ! The sexy goddess is waving "hi" to me
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1/5/2015 12:34:02 PM |
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leggsalloverr

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1/5/2015 12:43:51 PM |
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fishnthec

Mesquite, TX
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
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1/5/2015 12:44:33 PM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
No do you?
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1/5/2015 12:46:00 PM |
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stumppy

Wind Gap, PA
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io9.com/.../the-biggest-myth-about-polar...
Mobile-friendly - Nov 9, 2012 - The humble polar bear has one interesting quirk to its fur, ... thin cable, polar bears produce hair that's a hollow tube - like ... The tube is colorless, but it's made with translucent material.
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fishnthec

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No do you? 
Yes!
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea by the hole.
When he comes out to take a pea- you kick him in the icehole!
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1/5/2015 1:02:28 PM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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^^^^^ I knew you had the answer  
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miscbyproduct

Isle Of Man
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then the bear gets pissed and catches you
and you yell to your friends
help me i got him, help me i got him
and or course any friend in ear shot comes running and...
jes watches the show
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1/5/2015 3:20:55 PM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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then the bear gets pissed and catches you
and you yell to your friends
help me i got him, help me i got him
and or course any friend in ear shot comes running and...
jes watches the show
Do I have him by the tail? Oh wait that's a tiger 
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miscbyproduct

Isle Of Man
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either way
ya still end up with a nub
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1/6/2015 10:04:17 AM |
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chris_90352

Sykesville, MD
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"Why Do Gay Men Love ridelightning7 Yet he Gets Almost No Female Attention?"
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1/6/2015 10:10:24 AM |
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sir_hugo_drax

Big Timber, MT
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Why is the answer to "How Many Men would Admit they are intimidated by smart women?" NOT a NUMBER?...

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1/6/2015 10:15:49 AM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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"Why Do Gay Men Love ridelightning7 Yet he Gets Almost No Female Attention?"
https://DateHookup.dating/Thread-1394875.htm
Who?
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1/6/2015 10:59:44 AM |
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chris_90352

Sykesville, MD
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Beats me, I've never noticed him before.
He posted a thread with that question, and it's been floating around the forum for the last couple days, and every time I see it, I think "What a dumb question! It's just perfect for that dumb question thread...."

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1/6/2015 11:01:45 AM |
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chris_90352

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Quote from sir_hugo_drax: Why is the answer to "How Many Men would Admit they are intimidated by smart women?" NOT a NUMBER?...
Nice question!
And the title of that thread is about #3 or #4 on my list of dumb questions to ask 
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1/6/2015 11:01:59 AM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Beats me, I've never noticed him before.
He posted a thread with that question, and it's been floating around the forum for the last couple days, and every time I see it, I think "What a dumb question! It's just perfect for that dumb question thread...."

Very good point 
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chris_90352

Sykesville, MD
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If you didn't like that one, or the "intimidating smart women" question, there's these questions:
Are Men With Badges Watching This Forum?
Why do so many people not have a picture on there profile?
How many Women would admit they are fat and not curvy?
What do you think about the exodus of DH members to meetsauced?
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1/6/2015 11:14:04 AM |
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renata9784

Glade Spring, VA
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Why did I create this thread? 
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1/6/2015 11:15:40 AM |
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chris_90352

Sykesville, MD
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In school, my teachers would always tell me, "There's no such thing as a dumb question!"
I think they were trying to make me feel better.
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stumppy

Wind Gap, PA
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It did not work, did it ?

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chris_90352

Sykesville, MD
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No. They'll get theirs! 
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1/6/2015 12:11:57 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax

Big Timber, MT
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In school, my teachers would always tell me, "There's no such thing as a dumb question!"
I think they were trying to make me feel better.
Yes, DH does pose as a formidable opponent to higher education...
(...oh hell, even to lower education...)

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