notsram
Olympia, WA
50, joined Sep. 2009
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A man is alone in an airport lounge . A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him . He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies with using it’s motto, thereby impressing her greatly . . . .
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, " To Fly, To Serve? "
The woman looks at him blankly .
He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto, " Winning the hearts of the world ! "
Again, she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred , he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
motto, " Going beyond expectations ! "
The woman looks at him sternly and states , " What the F*** do
you want ? "
" Aha ! ! " , he says , " Air Canada ! ! ! "
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nick269
Akron, OH
54, joined Jun. 2011
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lewiske
Loganville, GA
48, joined Oct. 2013
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
60, joined Sep. 2009
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He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto, " Winning the hearts of the world ! "
I call it "Air Chance".
If Wisconsin starts up an airline, they could call it "Dairy Air".
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