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onecutekiddo
Fort Lauderdale, FL
67, joined May. 2006
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> > Two men were talking.
> > 'So, how's your sex life?'
> > 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
> > 'Pension sex?'
> > 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live
> > on!'
> >
> >
> > LOUD SEX
> > A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem,
> > doctor.
> > Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear
> > splitting yell.'
> > 'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural.
> > I don't see what the problem is..'
> > 'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!'
> >
> >
> > QUIET SEX
> > Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife
> > during a recent lovemaking session,
> > 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'
> > She glanced at him and replied, 'You're never home!'
> >
> >
> > SEX & ARGUMENTS
> > A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
> > wedding anniversary
> > The husband yelled, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
> > reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever'.'
> > 'Yeah,' she replies, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
> > reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'
> >
> >
> > WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
> > My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, 'This will make
> > you happy tonight.'
> > He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over
> > the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
> >
> >
> > ELDERLY SEX
> > One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92
> > year-old husband in bed with another woman.
> > She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their
> > 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought
> > before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had
> > anything to say in her defense.
> > She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could
> > have sex...he could also fly.'
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| 8/14/2015 5:49:35 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
50, joined Jul. 2013
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 I like the elderly sex, he should have kept his, pecker in his pants
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| 8/15/2015 3:46:31 PM |
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nick269
Akron, OH
55, joined Jun. 2011
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| 8/15/2015 7:29:19 PM |
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sorpstar
Wayne, NJ
62, joined Oct. 2009
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I'm having social security sex."
You ask "What the hell is social security sex?"
"Yeah well I get a little every month but its not enough to live on."
[Edited 8/15/2015 7:29:39 PM ]
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| 8/15/2015 8:25:01 PM |
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jinxthejuvy11
Philadelphia, PA
49, joined Aug. 2014
online now!
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To much is never enough! 
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| 8/15/2015 9:23:12 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
50, joined Jul. 2013
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I'm having social security sex."
You ask "What the hell is social security sex?"
"Yeah well I get a little every month but its not enough to live on."
Sorp you're missing out
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| 8/25/2015 8:08:26 AM |
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prettylips6969
Mesa, AZ
31, joined Mar. 2014
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Very funny
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| 8/25/2015 3:55:40 PM |
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rufh75
Phoenix, AZ
40, joined Mar. 2014
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This made today a bit brighter lmao
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| 8/26/2015 3:55:57 PM |
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jbnoosaheads
Queensland
Australia
62, joined Jan. 2008
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| 8/26/2015 4:13:46 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
70, joined Aug. 2008
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Just like Tasty Cakes, Kiddo...THEY'RE ALL GOOD!
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| 8/26/2015 5:35:13 PM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
60, joined Apr. 2014
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> > SEX & ARGUMENTS
> > A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
> > wedding anniversary
> > The husband yelled, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
> > reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever'.'
> > 'Yeah,' she replies, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
> > reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'
> >
STIFF is GOOd...
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| 8/26/2015 8:24:23 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
70, joined Aug. 2008
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I like the elderly sex, he should have kept his, pecker in his pants
I tend to think he was maybe using sex toys...what could he have in all honesty to satisfy a female? If he intends to follow suit in his next life...perhaps he SHOULD learn to fly!
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| 8/26/2015 11:00:28 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
50, joined Jul. 2013
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right
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| 8/30/2015 1:38:18 AM |
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unknownentity1
BadraoMilan
Italy
51, joined Aug. 2015
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| 8/30/2015 3:49:50 PM |
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001snatch
Marysville, WA
55, joined Aug. 2013
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Elderly sex rocks...
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| 9/2/2015 2:45:35 AM |
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enigmaathand
Leavittsburg, OH
34, joined Mar. 2013
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