9/13/2007 4:20:24 PM |
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daghame
Fort Worth, TX
age: 24
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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f*ck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
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9/13/2007 4:20:55 PM |
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daghame
Fort Worth, TX
age: 24
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out
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9/13/2007 6:23:11 PM |
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waltagain
Duncan, OK
age: 33
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u r pretty, can i have some p*ssy?
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9/13/2007 6:24:02 PM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40 online now!
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Wait, let me get some biofocals i can't see that 
xoxoPeaches.
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9/13/2007 6:48:38 PM |
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nopretense
Harleysville, PA
age: 46
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Thanks guys, I'll be sure and try those lines tomorrow night down at the flea market.
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9/13/2007 7:02:01 PM |
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waltagain
Duncan, OK
age: 33
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well if u see my sister there tell her the baby needs diapers
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9/13/2007 8:20:51 PM |
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nopretense
Harleysville, PA
age: 46
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Walt, you're a hoot. But I saw her there last week and she said she is not coming home until you get a job and stop sleeping with your mother.
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9/13/2007 8:23:43 PM |
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cheygirl
Cheyenne, WY
age: 42
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ROFLMFAO
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9/28/2007 3:15:29 AM |
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journey520
Greene, NY
age: 27
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those are mad funny
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9/28/2007 4:34:55 AM |
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nobody23
Texarkana, TX
age: 45
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hi mis do u have a road map so i can find my way out ur romanticly gourgous eyes
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9/28/2007 4:42:20 AM |
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angelleyes
Plymouth, MA
age: 34
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol.
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9/28/2007 9:00:32 AM |
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mikes3
Huntley, IL
age: 25
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?
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10/13/2007 4:20:30 PM |
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boomer420s
Plains, MT
age: 25
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Lets go upstairs and do what I am going to tell every one we did anyways.
Example of one that doesn't work.

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10/13/2007 4:26:28 PM |
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smiley62
McHenry, IL
age: 44
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Yeah Boomer that one might get you hurt! The pizza one at the top almost had me back in college....
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10/13/2007 4:29:14 PM |
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housecall
District Heights, MD
age: 36
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are your feet tired, because you have been running thru my mind all night.
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10/13/2007 4:33:00 PM |
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waytogo51
Prairie Grove, AR
age: 51
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Do you know the different between sex and a salad. If you don't. How about lunch?
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10/13/2007 4:35:03 PM |
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fire_starter66
Bellingham, WA
age: 40 online now!
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Have you been eating strawberrys because your lips look berry kissable
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10/13/2007 4:37:06 PM |
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housecall
District Heights, MD
age: 36
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Yes I can take you home with me
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10/13/2007 6:20:37 PM |
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noahbb
Fullerton, CA
age: 44
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your lines suck
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10/13/2007 6:21:59 PM |
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castertroy
Howell, NJ
age: 38
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How about...
"Hey...baby"????

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10/13/2007 6:24:36 PM |
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boomer420s
Plains, MT
age: 25
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Winning Maxim Pick-up line: If I was the Matrix, you would be Neo. Personally I think that is corny as all hell, but some dude won a date with a super model because of it.

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10/13/2007 6:29:40 PM |
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lorik
Burleson, TX
age: 38
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That looks like quite a load, can I help you with that?
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