Funny Things Pets Do

2/18/2007 11:37:18 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
mammyof4 Erwin, TN age: 48	I had 2 pets, one was 5'10 the other 6'5. They both run off. LOL I got 2, 4wk old puppies from my daughter and I put them in my garden tub because it was to cold for them outside. I put a box with some old rags in there for them to sleep in. I gave them a bath and had them with me in the livingroom and after drying them took them to the bathroom to put them in there box and my siamese cat Thomas was in his bed that he had never been in before laying with his head on his paws, looking like the most innocent thing in the world. I look in the tub and he had tore one end of the pup's box all to pieces and had their rags threw everywhere. When I looked back at him he was peeping out the top of his bed with a look as to say, think she knows I done that. I thought it was so cute how he looked.
2/19/2007 12:02:51 AM	Funny Things Pets Do
mammyof4 Erwin, TN age: 48	Thomas (my cat) and my grandson were playing and my grandson would peep his head up and look over the top of a garbage bag full of quilting material that was in the floor and each time he would do this Thomas would stand on his hind feet and slap my grandson in the top of the head with both feet. This went on for over 30 minutes. We laughed till we cried. My parrot (Pete) chased my ex into the kitchen calling him a Mother F---er and trying to bite him. Animals, you gotta love em. LOL My dog (Cujo) was asleep one day and a bob cat walked right by him and went up the hill and he never woke up until I was on the porch and then he raised up and looked at me and then looked up the hill and started barking. I'm still not sure he ever knew the bob cat was there, I think he only acted like he was on guard duty because I had caught him sleeping on the job. LOL He is a great pyrenees. Some guard dog huh? Just a couple things I wanted to share with you. Pets are great to have. They love you no matter what you do or how you do it and when you laugh at them they don't get mad and take off. Why go hunting for another man when I have my animals? LOL
2/19/2007 8:00:30 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
wolfy9459 Dayton, OH age: 45	My dog Bear today I was petting him and I was a little tired and told him that s a nuff he looks at me and groans walks off growling. I could just him him saying you never love me. Kenny
5/4/2007 11:07:05 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
viklet Arlington, TX age: 51	When my cat wants me off the computer and walking on the keyboard doesn't work he then sits and pulls my reading glasses off with a paw then holds a paw on my nose. When this does not work he then starts trying to bite my fingers. Then climbs on my shoulder and bites my ear, purrs real loud and rubs. I finally give in. My dog Bear (60lbs) LOVES leather. He acts exactly like a cat with catnip on it. He folds his front legs under him and while rubbing his head back and forth walks down the leather couch. Then over on his back rubbing. A leather coat gets the same treatment and he rolls and rubs it and makes funny groaning sounds. Maybe the chemicals used on it gets him high? He will act this way with anything leather, shoes, bags, luggage, wallets, nothing is safe. My smart dog Biscuit never plays with her toys but uses them as money to trade for something she wants, treats, belly rubs, hotdogs from the fridge, etc. What would we do without our pets? They are a source of comfort and comedy.
5/5/2007 12:31:21 AM	Funny Things Pets Do
rasgumby Moberly, MO age: 46	My dog Kiesha-now gone. I always had the leash hanging by the door,, she would go over and push it around with her nose when she wanted to go for a walk, would not go potty if there was any snow on the ground,, so I had to shovel the front yard every time it snowed, the worst... I had her for over 10 yrs- she only had accident twice in the house, then the only place she did-both times was on the rug in front of the sink. boy- was that a shock in the dark! :0
5/5/2007 7:15:41 AM	Funny Things Pets Do
farmersam Cushing, OK age: 45	Don't know if any of you all have seen a dog hunt moles Crazy dog will start lookin' at the ground and tilting his head from side to side Then when he's sure where the tunnel is, he rears up on his hind legs, pauses, then comes down and starts diggin' like hell He'll follow the tunnel as he digs, and constantly gets down in the hole and sticks his nose in the damn thing Dog with his ass sticking straight up in the air Then when it's all over, you damn near need a backhoe to fill in the hole he's dug
5/5/2007 10:17:39 AM	Funny Things Pets Do
shycowgirl Oak Run, CA age: 49	farmersam, i had a dog, growing up, that would do that. his name was sam, too. lol. but, he wouldn't stop until he caught the gofer or mole. tear up the whole lawn, but came up with that damn animal. my dad loved him. LOL. my story is about my female westie, named holly. i have two other dogs named trusty and susie. i have a big dog bed in front of my wood stove. one day, holly was up on the couch, looking about the window, when she looked at the bed. both other dogs were on the bed, in such a way, that there was no room for holly. she then looked back out the window and started barking (nothing was there and i could see her way of thinking). she barked and barked and then ran to the front door. of course, this got the other dogs up and barking, wanting out, ASAP. i got up, lmao, and opened the door. other dogs went flying out the door and holly went right to the dog bed and curled up and went to sleep. the other dogs finally came back in looking very sheepishly and had to find somewhere else to sleep. now, they never trust her when she barks. LOL shy
5/5/2007 10:28:14 AM	Funny Things Pets Do
rasgumby Moberly, MO age: 46	Shy- smart dog! sounds like you need a larger doggy bed
5/5/2007 10:41:20 AM	Funny Things Pets Do
shycowgirl Oak Run, CA age: 49	their "larger bed" is my cal-king bed. heaven help the poor man who would want to share my bed. LOL shy
5/5/2007 10:58:49 AM	Funny Things Pets Do
shilowsmom Beloit, WI age: 52	I had a Alasaopsa, he has since passed, named Benny. Everyone knew Benny ruled the house. He and my BF at the time HATED each other. One day he yelled at Benny, pushed him out of the way and sat in "his" chair. Benny wasnt having any part of it. He layed on the floor and waited for him to get up. Finally he (the BF) got up to go to the bathroom. Benny waited till he was in the bathroom, jumped in the chair an PEED! He jumped down, strutted away with his tail high!! You could just hear him saying " take that %$#&*@. When he came out of the bathroom, walked over to the chair, Well you know the rest of the story!! I thought I was going to die, I laughed so hard. My kids still talk about that today. [Edited 5/5/2007 11:00:12 AM]
5/5/2007 3:48:11 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
copterdriver Saint Matthews, SC age: 55	My sister in law's sister married a much older guy. He is a real "smart ass" and will take over every conversationa and immediately tell everyone else they are full of crap. Immediately after arriving at a mutual friends we all were sitting around outside telling jokes and laughing. One guy made a statement that fired the old guy up. He commenced to telling the fellow what a dumb ass he was for even saying what he said. My friends blond lab, weighs over 175 lbs, gets up and walks over to him hikes his leg and pissed all over both pants legs right where he sat. We were rolling on the ground it was so funny. He got in his car and left. I still chuckle every time I see him or the dog. ***************** My younger brother had a really big cat and if the automatic feeder ran out in the middle of the night he would push it all the way into their bedroom and bat it around until they got up and refilled it. He was not going hungry. Copter
5/5/2007 5:23:57 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
rasgumby Moberly, MO age: 46	Shy- gives a new meaning to {doggy style}
5/5/2007 6:23:43 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
shycowgirl Oak Run, CA age: 49	my, my. yes, it does. cute, very cute. LMAO. shy
5/5/2007 6:58:43 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
farmersam Cushing, OK age: 45	before I left to feed the geezers this was about pets Sumpin' changed Gotta play catch up Heh Heh [Edited 5/5/2007 6:59:10 PM]
5/5/2007 9:00:28 PM	Funny Things Pets Do
avidreaderang Morton, PA age: 49	When my son was young and was watching TV, my 1st cat, Saturn, would sit next to him and just keep starring at him. When he didn't notice her, she would paw at him. He would stroke her a few times then stop. She would stare, then paw and the cycle would continue. My current cat, Ace, is unbelievable. He used to get into the trash all the time, I had to buy a trash can with a twisting lock lid. People couldn't get the thing open but Ace could. Then I had to start using a bungy cord to keep him out of it. One night I heard a noise coming from the kitchen. He was pulling the trash can across the kitchen with his teeth clenched on the bungy cord. I had to buy a special pet safe trash can. I have child safety locks on a cabinet where I keep his treats and a 10 pound weight holding down the lid to the rubbermaid container holding his extra food. When my dog Pyro is on the bed with me, Ace will try to get under the covers on the same side as where the dog is. Of course Pyro wants no part of this and will jump off. If I'm sitting on my favorite chair with Pyro on my lap, Ace will sit on the arm of the chair and let his paw touch Pyro's butt. Guess what? Pyro jumps down. LOL. And if I'm petting Ace, Pyro comes running right on over. Talk about jealousy!!!!

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