10/23/2008 8:31:40 AM |
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chrissie_m
Salem, OR
age: 23
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A hillbilly was f*cking his sister..
She starts to giggle so he asks, "whats so funny???"
She just grins and says "You f*ck like dad", and he says,
"I know, mom already told me"....
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10/23/2008 8:33:31 AM |
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wisegirl33
Queensland
Australia
age: 45
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Do you really think that is a good thread starter ? I think it is gross.
Guess you will block me now, but I dont find it funny at all. Sorry. I think that threads like this one, will help lower the standard of this website.
wisegirl33 - 24 Oct 08 at 137am Aest
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10/23/2008 8:37:36 AM |
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chrissie_m
Salem, OR
age: 23
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Block you why?? I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion, just cause I think its funny, doesn't mean you will. But really..come on, its just a joke, lighten up a little.
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10/23/2008 9:41:06 AM |
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oceanmimi
Leesburg, VA
age: 57
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This is the joke forum, right? A joke is a joke is a joke. All jokes offend someone out there. I think it was very funny, sick, but funny.
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10/23/2008 6:57:35 PM |
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redjulie65
Beloit, WI
age: 43
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most hillbilly jocks are like this
i don't find them funny but some people do
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10/23/2008 9:06:05 PM |
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judge15235
Pittsburgh, PA
age: 63
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I wasn't impressed.
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10/24/2008 4:06:26 AM |
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waytogo51
Farmington, AR
age: 53
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Yes this is an open forum and you can post just about anything on it. But I do agree with wisegirl.
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10/24/2008 5:27:47 AM |
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dragas
Milwaukee, WI
age: 44
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I was forbidden to send you an email because I did not fit the age restriction. graffenburg stimuli, complete happinesss fully clothed, this website won't let me be descriptive enough to say(because (I don't meet your age requirement What in the human experience don't you get better through time? The answer is sex. Young men mzy think they haave more stamona but how many caaaaaaaaan bring you to orgasm in 7 to10 minutes wwith your clothes on and your pants zipped up and no hands down your pants. I guaranteethe results. no BS No 'child' in their 22220's could even match that one.Let alone when I play mommacat and baby kitten. Think about it,for know I am too spent to give it my all. Bye.
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10/24/2008 5:50:25 AM |
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dragas
Milwaukee, WI
age: 44
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I am tired and pissy so take it with a grain of salt. THE women online at this site are here to tease us. I came on this site because I was bored. Most of the women think they are a commodity. Even thpugh I live in a small tpwn there are more WOmen availe here than in the "plastic world of this web site. to thr women on this site you are not commodity, the reason you are on this sitr is because you have apersonality flaw that precludes you from meeeting men the old fashioned way, soquit being so stuckk up.
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10/25/2008 4:49:59 AM |
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richardsaunders
Philadelphia, PA
age: 56
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What's a girl from West Virginia say the first time she has sex?
- "Why Daddy, you're crushin' my Marlboros!"
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10/25/2008 6:50:35 AM |
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baw8324
Kahoka, MO
age: 26
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I thought these were kinda funny
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10/26/2008 11:57:51 AM |
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r0ck3r
Tucson, AZ
age: 28
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Someone seems really bored!
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10/28/2008 11:21:32 AM |
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chrissie_m
Salem, OR
age: 23
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Really? Wow, its called a joke for a reason.. And the title should have been enough to make you know it was going to piss u off so y did u read it?? You're bad, not mine. If u really wanna get mad because I'm allowed to say what I want and tell a freakin' JOKE, maybe you should move to the middle east where women aren't allowed to make their own decisions.
And I'll make u cum with your pants on guy..WTF, that made no sense, good thing the girls are on here to "tease" you or you wouldn't get any attention at all..so I dont see what your problem is.
Anyone else?
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10/28/2008 5:26:29 PM |
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smileytwitch
Clarksville, TN
age: 30
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I thought it was funny as shit Ha Ha . I laughed out loudOh yeah and wise girl needs a stiff one. Take it how you want to . I could be talking about a drink. Then again.... But that is just my opinion. You know what they say about those.
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10/28/2008 7:15:37 PM |
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bytar
Rapid City, SD
age: 50
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Really? Wow, its called a joke for a reason.. And the title should have been enough to make you know it was going to piss u off so y did u read it?? You're bad, not mine. If u really wanna get mad because I'm allowed to say what I want and tell a freakin' JOKE, maybe you should move to the middle east where women aren't allowed to make their own decisions.
And I'll make u cum with your pants on guy..WTF, that made no sense, good thing the girls are on here to "tease" you or you wouldn't get any attention at all..so I dont see what your problem is.
Anyone else?
You Go!
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10/28/2008 7:29:51 PM |
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baw8324
Kahoka, MO
age: 26
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Really? Wow, its called a joke for a reason.. And the title should have been enough to make you know it was going to piss u off so y did u read it?? You're bad, not mine. If u really wanna get mad because I'm allowed to say what I want and tell a freakin' JOKE, maybe you should move to the middle east where women aren't allowed to make their own decisions.
And I'll make u cum with your pants on guy..WTF, that made no sense, good thing the girls are on here to "tease" you or you wouldn't get any attention at all..so I dont see what your problem is.
Anyone else?
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11/2/2008 8:34:08 AM |
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gnieto
Los Angeles, CA
age: 37
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chrissie: YOUR HILLBILY JOKE IS VERY FUNNY. After reading many of the posts above, it clearly is more than just a good joke. It is a way to identify hillbillies or hillbilly supporters.
I FOUND IT FUNNY. The lack of a sense of humor is a fundamental sense of ignorance, which in in itself I would argue is a typical hillbilly trait.
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11/2/2008 10:45:37 AM |
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adameve
Lacombe, LA
age: 47
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Now my sister and mama mad at me and dad is in jail I told you not to tell what you think this is a freaking joke
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11/2/2008 11:00:59 AM |
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wvaian
Mesa, AZ
age: 61
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Wisegirl, you said, "I think that threads like this one, will help lower the standard of this website."
Heck, I thought the standards were pretty low already!
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11/4/2008 1:46:09 PM |
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wnatafriend
Adrian, MI
age: 54
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GREAT JOKE I LOVED IT
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11/4/2008 3:40:35 PM |
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spiritedfilly
Maysville, WV
age: 52
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sorry you feel we think so little of ourselves....i am on this site maybe to make friends and yes maybe meet a real man. one that don't whine and cry all the time cause he can't pick up a female at the local bar.... i don't want a drunk first of all i want a man with a heart... and some common interest... as for us here being a tease..... i think they're women here that do flaunt a lot of their assets.... and that does lower their self respect.. but who is looking but you men.... i am a straight forward lady.... i will tell you what i want in life and i do know how to get it.... call me picky or whatever you want i really don't care.... so get down off your soapbox and step up and be a man
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11/7/2008 8:39:22 PM |
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wolfs_blaze316
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 25
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How can a hillbilly tell the trailer is level ??? Theres cum coming out of both sides of his sisters mouth.
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11/7/2008 8:42:56 PM |
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in_doubtalishis
Beaumont, CA
age: 34
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So nasty wolf
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11/9/2008 2:42:35 AM |
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wolfs_blaze316
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 25
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hillbilly fore play results in , ' there aint no cars comin relax'
new west virginia motto ," Were all family here , no really!"
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11/9/2008 4:10:44 AM |
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richardsaunders
Philadelphia, PA
age: 56
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What do you call a hillbilly guy that doesn't bang his sister?
- An only child.
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11/9/2008 4:16:31 AM |
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lainey42
Pittsfield, MA
age: 43
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you know you are a hillbilly when you introduce your brother as your boyfriend, ewwwwwww
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11/9/2008 10:14:48 AM |
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
age: 48
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Do you know what hillbilly fore play is?
"Get in the truck B*tch!"
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11/9/2008 10:53:24 AM |
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richardsaunders
Philadelphia, PA
age: 56
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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?
- The Tooth Fairy.
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11/9/2008 10:54:27 AM |
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in_doubtalishis
Beaumont, CA
age: 34
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11/9/2008 12:36:49 PM |
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
age: 48
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3 hillbillys were walking down a back road one day and see a ewe with it's back feet caught in a fence up in a field. The hillbilly from Kyntucky says,"man look at that, I wish that was Dolly Parton." The hillbilly from Tennessee says, "I wish that was Reba Mcintire." The hillbilly from West Virginia says "mmmmm mmmmmm look at that, I just wish it was dark."
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11/10/2008 11:51:32 PM |
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wolfs_blaze316
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 25
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The lastest and greatest hillbilly love song, " Big ol Brew and Lil ol EWE"
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11/10/2008 11:52:31 PM |
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in_doubtalishis
Beaumont, CA
age: 34
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11/11/2008 7:44:49 AM |
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starrygreeneyez
Park Forest, IL
age: 47
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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?
- The Tooth Fairy.
Now that's funny
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11/11/2008 5:45:08 PM |
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jaxom308
Salem, VA
age: 58
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West Virginia boy gets married and leaves for honeymoon. A few days later he comes home. "Pa, it seems I married a virgin".
His father thinks a second and solemnly replies: "Son, you done the right thing comin' home. If'n she ain't good enuf for her family, she ain't good enuf for ours."
Biggest legal debate in West Virginia: After a divorce, does that mean you're no longer cousins?
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11/12/2008 12:22:07 AM |
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wolfs_blaze316
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 25
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true hillblly love is mistaking a pimple for a dimple.
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11/24/2008 6:01:06 PM |
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joediesel
Ocean Grove, NJ
age: 24
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I think that's pretty nasty and not even remotely funny. Idk maybe where you are from dictates how you react to a joke like that. Sure it's a "joke" and everyone is entitled to their "opinion", but the nasty part is that sh** actually goes on somewhere. A joke is always formed from some sort of truth, stigma, or stereotype. Whether or not you choose to laugh about it is your deal, but I consider the reference and twisted nature of it.
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11/25/2008 9:03:47 AM |
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dave_sep
Westminster, MD
age: 53
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How do you circumcise a boy from west virginia? Kick his sister in the chin.
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11/25/2008 9:04:23 AM |
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in_doubtalishis
Beaumont, CA
age: 34
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dave omg that was too funny
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11/26/2008 6:40:29 PM |
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woodsandwater
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 44
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That looks like wolfs_blaze's cousin brother!
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11/26/2008 6:58:01 PM |
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buttsmaker
Montgomery, IL
age: 66
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I loved ALL the jokes. If you are OFFNDED, then DON'T READ THEM.
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11/27/2008 6:50:58 PM |
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wvaian
Mesa, AZ
age: 61
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I'm originally from West (By God) Virginia--that's what WVAIAN stands for --and I think this is funny as hell. I love WVA jokes....because they're somewhat true!
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12/4/2008 12:32:55 PM |
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wolfs_blaze316
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 25
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I think that's pretty nasty and not even remotely funny. Idk maybe where you are from dictates how you react to a joke like that. Sure it's a "joke" and everyone is entitled to their "opinion", but the nasty part is that sh** actually goes on somewhere. A joke is always formed from some sort of truth, stigma, or stereotype. Whether or not you choose to laugh about it is your deal, but I consider the reference and twisted nature of it.
gee iam sorry i didn realize that the yankee goverment took the the southern sense of humor to.
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12/5/2008 10:58:49 AM |
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
age: 48
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How is this for a killbilly Mansion?
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12/8/2008 10:11:09 PM |
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wolfs_blaze316
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 25
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That looks like wolfs_blaze's cousin brother!
Now woodsandwater you know thats my dad uncle lmao
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12/9/2008 12:51:46 PM |
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woodsandwater
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 44
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Now woodsandwater you know thats my dad uncle lmao
That's right, he married your sister/momma!
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12/9/2008 3:26:34 PM |
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irparis39
New York, NY
age: 50
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I think that's pretty nasty and not even remotely funny. Idk maybe where you are from dictates how you react to a joke like that. Sure it's a "joke" and everyone is entitled to their "opinion", but the nasty part is that sh** actually goes on somewhere. A joke is always formed from some sort of truth, stigma, or stereotype. Whether or not you choose to laugh about it is your deal, but I consider the reference and twisted nature of it.
I thought it was in poor taste as well.
but as you can see from the responses, most people don't care unless it their kid being molested by Uncle Bob, then it doesn't become very funny because its happening in their own back yard.
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12/9/2008 7:00:12 PM |
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wolfs_blaze316
White Sulphur Springs, WV
age: 25
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I thought it was in poor taste as well.
but as you can see from the responses, most people don't care unless it their kid being molested by Uncle Bob, then it doesn't become very funny because its happening in their own back yard.
Well to me whats sad is all you have to do is get on and try to spoil other peoples fun. so quit tryin to bust peoples balls for what they think is funny an old sayin is. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. So stick that in your disney world pipe.
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12/10/2008 7:20:00 PM |
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lostinthecity_8
Beaverton, OR
age: 22
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damn what is it with you whiney liberal hippies? i know your kind, always got to have your nose up someone elses ass! im sure you are all those free speech equal rights morons... everyone should have the right to have their own opinion until you hear something you dont like. then you have no problem telling us how wrong our sense of humor is. its a joke quit over thinking things. if you dont like jokes then dont read them.
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12/13/2008 12:18:53 AM |
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nunbttr
Middletown, OH
age: 62
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This one's for all of you who didn't like the last ones. Except for the Aussie, she wouldn't get it, anyway.
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
Oh, Dear," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock !!!
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before
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12/13/2008 12:20:56 AM |
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crabberman
Wilmington, DE
age: 52
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12/13/2008 12:38:02 AM |
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nunbttr
Middletown, OH
age: 62
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Quote, from Wisegirl33: Do you really think that is a good thread starter ? I think it is gross.
Guess you will block me now, but I dont find it funny at all. Sorry. I think that threads like this one, will help lower the standard of this website.
I think that this answer, lowers The standards of this forum. Let's see, where are we now? OH, YEAH! It's called the JOKE forum! You don't have to like 'em all. Move on, go to the next one. If it's not your kind of thread, find another one.
Sometimes, it's best to keep your mouth shut, and be thought of as a fool, than open it, and remove all doubt.
[Edited 12/13/2008 12:40:51 AM PST]
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