| 10/7/2007 7:25:33 PM |
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50 online now!
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MEN : Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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| 10/7/2007 7:31:17 PM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 53
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| 10/7/2007 7:37:37 PM |
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chopperbabe
Selah, WA
age: 47
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No man ever jumped when I batted my eyes ... I must not be doing it right 
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| 10/7/2007 7:42:04 PM |
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kentuckygent
Askvoll
Norway
age: 28
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how high do you want me to jump chopeer?
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| 10/7/2007 7:52:34 PM |
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reggiefoxxe
Phoenix, AZ
age: 46
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-selective service...
-she gets the house and car,,, I get greyhound and a warm parkbench...
-if i'm caught speedin'.... i'm gittin a freekin ticket....
-get sadistically humiliated over and over again because "I" am the one expected to take the first step...
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| 10/7/2007 8:03:54 PM |
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allinthedo
Tracy, CA
age: 29
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its more simple than all the above! we can stand almost aaaaaaaaanywhere and p without anyonee knowing! next to tree, nest to a wall just pull it out and let it fly
No squatting, no unbuttoning or zipping, hell we dont even have to look around really. Just let it fly!
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| 10/7/2007 8:06:46 PM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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Aaaaaawwwww Reggie!
It's not always that way...I lost my home because of an ex, and I owned it before I ever married him. Go figure!
Hey...I'm happy all the time. It's my choice! Tee Hee!!!
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| 10/7/2007 8:09:48 PM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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Reg, I walked away from it all and I don't expect guys to do my bidding..I'm a big girl.
xoxoPeaches.
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| 10/7/2007 8:12:36 PM |
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reggiefoxxe
Phoenix, AZ
age: 46
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of course! and the things described are not "always that way either" 
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| 10/7/2007 8:13:25 PM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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You know I luv ya!! and your smart ass comments always make me giggle!
xoxoPeaches.
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| 10/7/2007 8:13:53 PM |
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reggiefoxxe
Phoenix, AZ
age: 46
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nevermind. ALL men are shit. and we are happy because of it.
There's the right response!
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| 10/7/2007 8:14:19 PM |
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cheygirl
Cheyenne, WY
age: 42
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I dont know if men in general are happier.....I guess it comes down to the individual. What makes you happy? What makes one person happy, doesnt necessarily please another.
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| 10/7/2007 8:15:32 PM |
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reggiefoxxe
Phoenix, AZ
age: 46
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thanks, peaches. disagree with you and i am a smartass. no better than syngar or whomever else that is a jerk...
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| 10/7/2007 8:16:51 PM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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Reg, No lol...I was talking more about the o_O's...You know i think your correct most of the time and i'm a smart ass too 
xoxoPeaches.
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| 10/7/2007 8:16:57 PM |
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stormy_nights
Weston, OR
age: 41
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I can open all my own jars!!
[Edited 10/7/2007 8:19:13 PM]
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