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10/30/2007 4:04:51 PM cliches  

trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50


We need something new....

We all have heard many cliche's from our parents, grandparents etc.... Tell some that you know or grew up hearing...

such as...

more nervous that a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs

10/30/2007 4:10:28 PM cliches  

lasttime4me
Townsend, MT
age: 60


Nervous as a wh*re in church.
Shaking like a dog shiting bones.



[Edited 10/30/2007 4:11:25 PM]

10/30/2007 4:11:42 PM cliches  

lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54


as cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra...

10/30/2007 4:17:19 PM cliches  

trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50


colder than a well digger's ass

As useless as a tits on a nun
as useless as tits on a bull

10/30/2007 4:24:37 PM cliches  

knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 54


before having to travel over to my gramps house.. 1/4 mile or so to get my 'switch', mama used to say.. boy, i'm gonna wear you out.
edited.. and she DID



[Edited 10/30/2007 4:25:12 PM]

10/30/2007 4:28:43 PM cliches  

trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50


Cute as a bug in a rug
Cute as a speckled pup

10/30/2007 4:31:27 PM cliches  

ltr4me
Hanover, PA
age: 56


dont throw the baby out with the bath water

as old as dirt

like pulling teeth

like a bump on a log

my fave: make hay while the sun shines!

whaddya, born in a barn

get driver's license at Sear's?



[Edited 10/30/2007 4:33:19 PM]

10/30/2007 4:33:22 PM cliches  

trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50


Raining cats n dogs
fighting like cats n dogs
you're a sight for sore eyes

10/30/2007 4:42:13 PM cliches  

lasttime4me
Townsend, MT
age: 60


I hurt so bad I feel like I shit a 2X4.

If you had brains you would be dangerous!



[Edited 10/30/2007 4:44:36 PM]

10/30/2007 4:48:07 PM cliches  

lasttime4me
Townsend, MT
age: 60


Your to dumb too por piss out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom.

10/30/2007 4:49:22 PM cliches  

knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 54


feed me nails, and call me Rusty

if your brain was the size of a mustard seed, it'd rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

10/30/2007 4:58:52 PM cliches  

ltr4me
Hanover, PA
age: 56


work like a dog

cant lead a horse to water

if i knew you were cumming, er coming i'd bake a cake

10/30/2007 5:46:01 PM cliches  

shezakeepher
Columbia, SC
age: 53 online now!


"That's not very Lady Like"

I said that to my granddaughter, she looked at me as if I had two heads. At the same time I'm thinking to myself - "where'id that come from, haven't heard that in ages".

10/30/2007 6:13:39 PM cliches  

ltr4me
Hanover, PA
age: 56


-they're dirt poor
-they dont have a pot to p*ss in
-i'm treading water as fast as i can
-well i'll be a monkey's uncle
-catch ya on the rebound
-that's a bum rap
-from the other side of the tracks
(didn't know i had all that stuff in this ole grey matter - there's a zillion more - man i AM old!)

10/30/2007 6:25:44 PM cliches  

lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54


you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

you can lead a wh*re to culture, but you can't make her think.


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