10/30/2007 4:04:51 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50
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We need something new....
We all have heard many cliche's from our parents, grandparents etc.... Tell some that you know or grew up hearing...
such as...
more nervous that a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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10/30/2007 4:10:28 PM |
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lasttime4me
Townsend, MT
age: 60
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Nervous as a wh*re in church.
Shaking like a dog shiting bones.
[Edited 10/30/2007 4:11:25 PM]
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10/30/2007 4:11:42 PM |
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lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54
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as cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra...
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10/30/2007 4:17:19 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50
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colder than a well digger's ass
As useless as a tits on a nun
as useless as tits on a bull
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10/30/2007 4:24:37 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 54
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before having to travel over to my gramps house.. 1/4 mile or so to get my 'switch', mama used to say.. boy, i'm gonna wear you out.
edited.. and she DID
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10/30/2007 4:28:43 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50
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Cute as a bug in a rug
Cute as a speckled pup
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10/30/2007 4:31:27 PM |
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ltr4me
Hanover, PA
age: 56
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dont throw the baby out with the bath water
as old as dirt
like pulling teeth
like a bump on a log
my fave: make hay while the sun shines!
whaddya, born in a barn
get driver's license at Sear's?
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10/30/2007 4:33:22 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50
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Raining cats n dogs
fighting like cats n dogs
you're a sight for sore eyes
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10/30/2007 4:42:13 PM |
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lasttime4me
Townsend, MT
age: 60
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I hurt so bad I feel like I shit a 2X4.
If you had brains you would be dangerous!
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10/30/2007 4:48:07 PM |
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lasttime4me
Townsend, MT
age: 60
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Your to dumb too por piss out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom.
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10/30/2007 4:49:22 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 54
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feed me nails, and call me Rusty
if your brain was the size of a mustard seed, it'd rattle like a BB in a boxcar.
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10/30/2007 4:58:52 PM |
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ltr4me
Hanover, PA
age: 56
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work like a dog
cant lead a horse to water
if i knew you were cumming, er coming i'd bake a cake
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10/30/2007 5:46:01 PM |
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shezakeepher
Columbia, SC
age: 53 online now!
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"That's not very Lady Like"
I said that to my granddaughter, she looked at me as if I had two heads. At the same time I'm thinking to myself - "where'id that come from, haven't heard that in ages".
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10/30/2007 6:13:39 PM |
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ltr4me
Hanover, PA
age: 56
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-they're dirt poor
-they dont have a pot to p*ss in
-i'm treading water as fast as i can
-well i'll be a monkey's uncle
-catch ya on the rebound
-that's a bum rap
-from the other side of the tracks
(didn't know i had all that stuff in this ole grey matter - there's a zillion more - man i AM old!)
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10/30/2007 6:25:44 PM |
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lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54
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you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
you can lead a wh*re to culture, but you can't make her think.
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