lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50 online now!
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words women use. Fine, This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes, If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing, This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh, Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay, This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks, This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh.
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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That's okay Lost.
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qazyguy
Rockville, MD
age: 53
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Knight, I think it was something about washing extra sheets and pillowcases...
JIM
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 54
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boys boys.. it all began with the first remote control....
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 54
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and sometimes we are just so proud of our...........
Never fart in a wet suit...
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butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58 online now!
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LMAO The ring one is so funny!!!!!!!
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50 online now!
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 54
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rofl.. good one lost
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jeannie1952
Warrensburg, MO
age: 55 online now!
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OK, OK, OK, Lost, you win!!! I just wanted to tell a funny story! You've outdone me 5 times over. Men have the worst lives...I don't know how you can possibly tolerate females...we are awful!! I give!!! Your funnies really have been great!! Keep it up!
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iamawoodturner
Mountain Grove, MO
age: 56
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they ain`t get`n none
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