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11/6/2007 9:16:23 PM Sex Warning Label  
sahri2007
Bronx, NY
45, joined Oct. 2007


If sex were accompanied with a label, what would be some of the information, warnings and side effects included..................


Consumption of more than three alcoholic drinks may induce effect..............

Sahri




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11/6/2007 9:17:31 PM Sex Warning Label  
sweetromie
Over 2,000 Posts (3,259)
Sunderland, MA
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11/6/2007 9:17:47 PM Sex Warning Label  
txmale2112
Houston, TX
46, joined Oct. 2007


warning may cause shortness of breath......dizzyness......and extreme euphoria.

11/6/2007 9:19:01 PM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
32, joined Oct. 2007


Oh no, me posting on this thread is just asking to get suspended

11/6/2007 9:21:27 PM Sex Warning Label  

splitlicker
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,140)
Stockbridge, GA
51, joined Nov. 2007


Govt. Warning: We dont know if it causes cancer yet but give us time.

11/6/2007 9:23:23 PM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
32, joined Oct. 2007


If done without protection, some side effects may be, but not limited to, the following:

pregnancy, itching, rash, and other unpleasant illness.

11/6/2007 9:24:03 PM Sex Warning Label  
rodlynn
Over 2,000 Posts (2,291)
New Britain, CT
52, joined Mar. 2007


SLOW speed bumps ahead

11/6/2007 9:24:16 PM Sex Warning Label  
sweetromie
Over 2,000 Posts (3,259)
Sunderland, MA
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11/6/2007 9:24:38 PM Sex Warning Label  

splitlicker
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,140)
Stockbridge, GA
51, joined Nov. 2007


Warning: Oral sex can be sweet may cuase blood sugar to increase.

11/6/2007 9:25:14 PM Sex Warning Label  

scm71
Morgantown, WV
43, joined Nov. 2007


I have that on my wall

11/6/2007 9:27:05 PM Sex Warning Label  
rodlynn
Over 2,000 Posts (2,291)
New Britain, CT
52, joined Mar. 2007


your too much romie

11/6/2007 9:28:41 PM Sex Warning Label  
sahri2007
Bronx, NY
45, joined Oct. 2007


If loss of memory, decreased income, or sudden attacks of committment persist consult a lawyer

11/6/2007 9:31:48 PM Sex Warning Label  
wrexall9
Canyon, TX
53, joined Apr. 2007


may be accompanied by painful swelling...








y'all are funny

11/6/2007 9:36:33 PM Sex Warning Label  

stormygrl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,938)
Denver, CO
48, joined Aug. 2007


slippery when wet..........lol

11/6/2007 9:42:33 PM Sex Warning Label  
wickedchild
Fountain, CO
39, joined Oct. 2007


DANGER : No spalunking without proper equipment .

11/6/2007 9:53:49 PM Sex Warning Label  

splitlicker
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,140)
Stockbridge, GA
51, joined Nov. 2007


Warning: To play this game you must be able to breath through your ears.

11/6/2007 10:02:47 PM Sex Warning Label  
wickedchild
Fountain, CO
39, joined Oct. 2007


You must be this tall to get on this ride .

11/6/2007 10:04:55 PM Sex Warning Label  
wonderturtle
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,585)
Overland Park, KS
48, joined Sep. 2007


Warning-if erection lasts more than 4 hours..wtf are ya complaining for? you da man...charge admission.

11/6/2007 10:06:47 PM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
32, joined Oct. 2007


warning to females - may cause extreme wetness. If trembling does not subside within 30 minutes, then enjoy the feeling.

11/6/2007 10:08:04 PM Sex Warning Label  
meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
31, joined Oct. 2007


ROFLMAO... I wish!!!

11/6/2007 10:09:15 PM Sex Warning Label  
rodlynn
Over 2,000 Posts (2,291)
New Britain, CT
52, joined Mar. 2007


WARNING No Lifegaurd on Duty

11/6/2007 10:10:11 PM Sex Warning Label  
rodlynn
Over 2,000 Posts (2,291)
New Britain, CT
52, joined Mar. 2007


good night

11/6/2007 10:14:01 PM Sex Warning Label  
flynaked2
Over 2,000 Posts (3,162)
Land O Lakes, FL
57, joined Nov. 2007


Free Mustache Rides !!
Warning ride at your own risk women with heart problems should not take this ride...
All others Will Cum

11/6/2007 10:15:42 PM Sex Warning Label  

githerdone
Concord, NE
46, joined Nov. 2007


lol fly

11/6/2007 10:16:37 PM Sex Warning Label  
melbie7769
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,616)
Grand Junction, CO
37, joined May. 2007




This of course came from my profile!!! ROFLMAO

Smooches Melbie

11/6/2007 10:16:44 PM Sex Warning Label  
wickedchild
Fountain, CO
39, joined Oct. 2007


Warning : if gagging acours , perform the hiemlich procedeger .

11/6/2007 10:18:18 PM Sex Warning Label  

githerdone
Concord, NE
46, joined Nov. 2007


preform hindlick procedure

11/6/2007 10:21:16 PM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
32, joined Oct. 2007


It's more like this:

Do not take all at once, may cause gagging. Those without reflex may take liberally. If pain in the mouth occurs within a week, consult a doctor.

11/6/2007 10:25:08 PM Sex Warning Label  
wickedchild
Fountain, CO
39, joined Oct. 2007


But what if your taking her tempature the old fashion way ?

11/6/2007 10:25:40 PM Sex Warning Label  
ldt
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,160)
Houma, LA
48, joined Sep. 2007


I'll take a mustache ride--my turn--my turn!

11/6/2007 10:32:41 PM Sex Warning Label  

ericr64
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,511)
Mount Pleasant, MI
50, joined Jun. 2007


Don't take without consulting position. May cause swelling. If condition persists do it again.

11/6/2007 10:33:27 PM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
32, joined Oct. 2007


Warning - may cause an irregular style of walking.

11/6/2007 10:34:06 PM Sex Warning Label  
melbie7769
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,616)
Grand Junction, CO
37, joined May. 2007




ROFLMAO

Smooches Melbie

11/6/2007 10:36:09 PM Sex Warning Label  
flynaked2
Over 2,000 Posts (3,162)
Land O Lakes, FL
57, joined Nov. 2007


Not agian Melbie I still recovering from last !!

11/6/2007 10:36:26 PM Sex Warning Label  
wonderturtle
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,585)
Overland Park, KS
48, joined Sep. 2007


sorry about this next..I couldnt resist. lol



(rimjobs...ewwww)

11/6/2007 10:36:55 PM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
32, joined Oct. 2007


Ok Mel, my ribs are starting to hurt form laughing so hard!!!!

11/6/2007 10:38:49 PM Sex Warning Label  
wonderturtle
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,585)
Overland Park, KS
48, joined Sep. 2007


Handicappers need love too..so here's a parking sign..just for them


11/6/2007 10:39:01 PM Sex Warning Label  

lostinwyoming
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,462)
Evanston, WY
57, joined Apr. 2007


if swelling continues soak it in cider over night.

11/6/2007 10:41:06 PM Sex Warning Label  
melbie7769
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,616)
Grand Junction, CO
37, joined May. 2007




ROFLMFAO

Sorry but its my fetish!!

Smooches Melbie

11/6/2007 10:43:07 PM Sex Warning Label  
axlrose2502
Rockford, IL
38, joined Oct. 2007


i got a photo i wann put on here but don't know how on this thread

11/6/2007 10:47:51 PM Sex Warning Label  
wickedchild
Fountain, CO
39, joined Oct. 2007


Warning : Dangerous curves ahead .

11/6/2007 10:48:55 PM Sex Warning Label  

githerdone
Concord, NE
46, joined Nov. 2007


good one mel lmfao

11/6/2007 10:52:07 PM Sex Warning Label  
melbie7769
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,616)
Grand Junction, CO
37, joined May. 2007




Double post yes i know!!

Still fits in both tho!!!

Smooches Melbie

11/6/2007 11:02:21 PM Sex Warning Label  
axlrose2502
Rockford, IL
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11/6/2007 11:03:57 PM Sex Warning Label  
wickedchild
Fountain, CO
39, joined Oct. 2007


Well melbie , if you need a spanking I will take you over my knee .

11/6/2007 11:04:58 PM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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myspace comments

11/6/2007 11:07:07 PM Sex Warning Label  
melbie7769
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,616)
Grand Junction, CO
37, joined May. 2007


I wish i hadn't known what that said!!!!!

I guess I'm masturbating to much!!!ROFLMAO

Smooches Melbie

11/6/2007 11:22:30 PM Sex Warning Label  
pnhdrider
Hicksville, NY
51, joined Oct. 2007


lol

11/6/2007 11:35:25 PM Sex Warning Label  
meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
31, joined Oct. 2007


No worries Mel i can read it to!!!!

11/6/2007 11:42:51 PM Sex Warning Label  
peachess
Over 1,000 Posts (1,642)
El Reno, OK
47, joined Oct. 2007


Me three and my sign would say.

Caution: May be Addictive, Consult Dr before taking
xoxoPeaches.

11/6/2007 11:44:25 PM Sex Warning Label  
meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
31, joined Oct. 2007


Love it Peaches!!!

11/6/2007 11:48:06 PM Sex Warning Label  

githerdone
Concord, NE
46, joined Nov. 2007


ATTENTION: This is a warning from your public works dept. IF FIREWORKS GO SET BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW

11/6/2007 11:50:55 PM Sex Warning Label  
peachess
Over 1,000 Posts (1,642)
El Reno, OK
47, joined Oct. 2007


lol Thanks, Here are some I found...

Caution: Boobs are not meant as floatation devices.

Caution: your risk of heart attack by making you so incredibly sexy that gorgeous members of the opposite sex surround you night and day, begging for intercourse and wearing you into exhaustion, unless, of course you have more Sex.

Caution: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.

Caution: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

xoxoPeaches.



[Edited 11/6/2007 11:52:30 PM ]

11/6/2007 11:53:23 PM Sex Warning Label  
homegirl1970
Over 1,000 Posts (1,165)
Red Creek, NY
45, joined Oct. 2007


Lack Of Nookie Makes You MEAN....

11/6/2007 11:54:11 PM Sex Warning Label  
castertroy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,490)
Belmar, NJ
45, joined May. 2007


Ain't that the truth , lol.

11/6/2007 11:55:43 PM Sex Warning Label  

githerdone
Concord, NE
46, joined Nov. 2007


holy cow i must be a rabid dog

11/6/2007 11:56:59 PM Sex Warning Label  
homegirl1970
Over 1,000 Posts (1,165)
Red Creek, NY
45, joined Oct. 2007


Alot of angry people around what else could it be?


no lovin...

11/6/2007 11:58:10 PM Sex Warning Label  
meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
31, joined Oct. 2007


ROFLMAO!!!!

11/7/2007 12:00:49 AM Sex Warning Label  
castertroy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,490)
Belmar, NJ
45, joined May. 2007


Screw this...I'm getting myself some , soon , lol.




[Edited 11/7/2007 12:01:09 AM ]

11/7/2007 12:03:27 AM Sex Warning Label  
vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
32, joined Oct. 2007


"Warning: May contain nuts."