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sahri2007
Bronx, NY
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If sex were accompanied with a label, what would be some of the information, warnings and side effects included..................
Consumption of more than three alcoholic drinks may induce effect..............
Sahri
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11/6/2007 9:17:31 PM |
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sweetromie
Sunderland, MA
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11/6/2007 9:17:47 PM |
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txmale2112
Houston, TX
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warning may cause shortness of breath......dizzyness......and extreme euphoria.
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11/6/2007 9:19:01 PM |
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vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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Oh no, me posting on this thread is just asking to get suspended
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11/6/2007 9:21:27 PM |
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splitlicker
Stockbridge, GA
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Govt. Warning: We dont know if it causes cancer yet but give us time.
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11/6/2007 9:23:23 PM |
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vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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If done without protection, some side effects may be, but not limited to, the following:
pregnancy, itching, rash, and other unpleasant illness.
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11/6/2007 9:24:03 PM |
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rodlynn
New Britain, CT
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SLOW speed bumps ahead
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11/6/2007 9:24:16 PM |
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sweetromie
Sunderland, MA
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11/6/2007 9:24:38 PM |
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splitlicker
Stockbridge, GA
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Warning: Oral sex can be sweet may cuase blood sugar to increase.
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11/6/2007 9:25:14 PM |
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scm71
Morgantown, WV
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I have that on my wall
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11/6/2007 9:27:05 PM |
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rodlynn
New Britain, CT
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your too much romie
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11/6/2007 9:28:41 PM |
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sahri2007
Bronx, NY
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If loss of memory, decreased income, or sudden attacks of committment persist consult a lawyer
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11/6/2007 9:31:48 PM |
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wrexall9
Canyon, TX
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may be accompanied by painful swelling...
y'all are funny
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11/6/2007 9:36:33 PM |
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stormygrl
Denver, CO
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slippery when wet..........lol
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11/6/2007 9:42:33 PM |
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wickedchild
Fountain, CO
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DANGER : No spalunking without proper equipment .
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11/6/2007 9:53:49 PM |
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splitlicker
Stockbridge, GA
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Warning: To play this game you must be able to breath through your ears.
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11/6/2007 10:02:47 PM |
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wickedchild
Fountain, CO
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You must be this tall to get on this ride .
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11/6/2007 10:04:55 PM |
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wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
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Warning-if erection lasts more than 4 hours..wtf are ya complaining for? you da man...charge admission.
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11/6/2007 10:06:47 PM |
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vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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warning to females - may cause extreme wetness. If trembling does not subside within 30 minutes, then enjoy the feeling.
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11/6/2007 10:08:04 PM |
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meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
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ROFLMAO... I wish!!!
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11/6/2007 10:09:15 PM |
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rodlynn
New Britain, CT
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WARNING No Lifegaurd on Duty
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11/6/2007 10:10:11 PM |
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rodlynn
New Britain, CT
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good night
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11/6/2007 10:14:01 PM |
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flynaked2
Land O Lakes, FL
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Free Mustache Rides !!
Warning ride at your own risk women with heart problems should not take this ride...
All others Will Cum
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11/6/2007 10:15:42 PM |
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githerdone
Concord, NE
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lol fly
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11/6/2007 10:16:37 PM |
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melbie7769
Grand Junction, CO
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This of course came from my profile!!! ROFLMAO
Smooches Melbie
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11/6/2007 10:16:44 PM |
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wickedchild
Fountain, CO
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Warning : if gagging acours , perform the hiemlich procedeger .
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11/6/2007 10:18:18 PM |
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githerdone
Concord, NE
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preform hindlick procedure
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11/6/2007 10:21:16 PM |
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vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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It's more like this:
Do not take all at once, may cause gagging. Those without reflex may take liberally. If pain in the mouth occurs within a week, consult a doctor.
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11/6/2007 10:25:08 PM |
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wickedchild
Fountain, CO
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But what if your taking her tempature the old fashion way ?
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11/6/2007 10:25:40 PM |
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ldt
Houma, LA
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I'll take a mustache ride--my turn--my turn!
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11/6/2007 10:32:41 PM |
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ericr64
Mount Pleasant, MI
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Don't take without consulting position. May cause swelling. If condition persists do it again.
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11/6/2007 10:33:27 PM |
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vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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Warning - may cause an irregular style of walking.
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11/6/2007 10:34:06 PM |
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melbie7769
Grand Junction, CO
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ROFLMAO
Smooches Melbie
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11/6/2007 10:36:09 PM |
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flynaked2
Land O Lakes, FL
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Not agian Melbie I still recovering from last !!
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11/6/2007 10:36:26 PM |
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wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
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sorry about this next..I couldnt resist. lol
(rimjobs...ewwww)
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11/6/2007 10:36:55 PM |
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vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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Ok Mel, my ribs are starting to hurt form laughing so hard!!!!
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11/6/2007 10:38:49 PM |
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wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
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Handicappers need love too..so here's a parking sign..just for them
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11/6/2007 10:39:01 PM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
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if swelling continues soak it in cider over night.
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11/6/2007 10:41:06 PM |
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melbie7769
Grand Junction, CO
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ROFLMFAO
Sorry but its my fetish!!
Smooches Melbie
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11/6/2007 10:43:07 PM |
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axlrose2502
Rockford, IL
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i got a photo i wann put on here but don't know how on this thread
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11/6/2007 10:47:51 PM |
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wickedchild
Fountain, CO
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Warning : Dangerous curves ahead .
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11/6/2007 10:48:55 PM |
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githerdone
Concord, NE
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good one mel lmfao
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11/6/2007 10:52:07 PM |
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melbie7769
Grand Junction, CO
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Double post yes i know!!
Still fits in both tho!!!
Smooches Melbie
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11/6/2007 11:02:21 PM |
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Rockford, IL
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11/6/2007 11:03:57 PM |
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wickedchild
Fountain, CO
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Well melbie , if you need a spanking I will take you over my knee .
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11/6/2007 11:04:58 PM |
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Hayes, VA
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11/6/2007 11:07:07 PM |
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melbie7769
Grand Junction, CO
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I wish i hadn't known what that said!!!!!
I guess I'm masturbating to much!!!ROFLMAO
Smooches Melbie
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11/6/2007 11:22:30 PM |
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pnhdrider
Hicksville, NY
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lol
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11/6/2007 11:35:25 PM |
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meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
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No worries Mel i can read it to!!!!
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11/6/2007 11:42:51 PM |
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peachess
El Reno, OK
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Me three and my sign would say.
Caution: May be Addictive, Consult Dr before taking
xoxoPeaches.
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11/6/2007 11:44:25 PM |
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meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
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Love it Peaches!!!
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11/6/2007 11:48:06 PM |
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githerdone
Concord, NE
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ATTENTION: This is a warning from your public works dept. IF FIREWORKS GO SET BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW
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11/6/2007 11:50:55 PM |
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peachess
El Reno, OK
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lol Thanks, Here are some I found...
Caution: Boobs are not meant as floatation devices.
Caution: your risk of heart attack by making you so incredibly sexy that gorgeous members of the opposite sex surround you night and day, begging for intercourse and wearing you into exhaustion, unless, of course you have more Sex.
Caution: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
Caution: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
xoxoPeaches.
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11/6/2007 11:53:23 PM |
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homegirl1970
Red Creek, NY
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Lack Of Nookie Makes You MEAN....
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11/6/2007 11:54:11 PM |
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castertroy
Belmar, NJ
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Ain't that the truth , lol.
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11/6/2007 11:55:43 PM |
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githerdone
Concord, NE
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holy cow i must be a rabid dog
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11/6/2007 11:56:59 PM |
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homegirl1970
Red Creek, NY
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Alot of angry people around what else could it be?
no lovin...
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11/6/2007 11:58:10 PM |
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meggielynn
Stillwater, OK
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ROFLMAO!!!!
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11/7/2007 12:00:49 AM |
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castertroy
Belmar, NJ
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Screw this...I'm getting myself some , soon , lol.
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11/7/2007 12:03:27 AM |
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vavocalist25
Hayes, VA
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"Warning: May contain nuts."
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