11/8/2007 9:27:05 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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jeannie1952
Warrensburg, MO
age: 55
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Sorry guys, got this tonight and thought I ought to share!
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
Let's all try to observe these acceptable forms of description from now on!!
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11/8/2007 9:30:04 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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datein
Avon Park, FL
age: 60
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11/8/2007 10:24:53 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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iamawoodturner
Mountain Grove, MO
age: 56 online now!
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hay watch where you`re sticking them thumb`s lady
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11/8/2007 10:29:05 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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jeannie1952
Warrensburg, MO
age: 55
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Ha, Ha! Wade made a funny! You're so cute!!
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11/8/2007 10:32:09 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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iamawoodturner
Mountain Grove, MO
age: 56 online now!
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how`s your night going
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11/8/2007 10:38:58 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58
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Well I loved it and still laughing about it---but wait a minute--are you talking about me
Nay you wouldn't do that!!!
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11/8/2007 10:41:20 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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jeannie1952
Warrensburg, MO
age: 55
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Just like most...can't sleep but looks like I'm not alone!!
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11/8/2007 10:44:20 PM |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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I had a boyfriend that showed alot of rear clevege. YUCCK
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11/8/2007 10:48:09 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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jeannie1952
Warrensburg, MO
age: 55
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I liked "liquid grain storage facility". I've known a lot of them!
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11/8/2007 10:58:54 PM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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iamawoodturner
Mountain Grove, MO
age: 56 online now!
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dam,red flag`s
pkk,,well then how`s am i suppost to get the sawdust from out of my
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11/9/2007 8:52:24 AM |
Men and Women being politically correct..... |
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agent05949
Greenville, MI
age: 56 online now!
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"Politically Correct"..........we're NOT suppose to profile people. So lets say you're on a flight and rec'd word of a potential Hi-Jacking/Terrorist take over. My $$$ says I KNOW who all of us would IMMEDIATELY look for in the passengers. It certainly wouldn't be 75 year old woman.
[Edited 11/9/2007 8:52:53 AM]
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