11/12/2007 10:01:32 AM |
Single Women's Prayer |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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I posted this before but there is so many new people that may have never seen this so I thought I would post it again. I just love this prayer. pk
Single Woman's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.
Amen
Author Unknown
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11/12/2007 10:22:16 AM |
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butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58
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Yes I've never seen that and I do love it--Thanks
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11/12/2007 10:52:33 AM |
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jeannie1952
Warrensburg, MO
age: 55
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I'm afraid that's a prayer that even God can't answer!! But wouldn't it be wonderful if....
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11/12/2007 11:05:28 AM |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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Hey a girl can dream can't she!
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11/12/2007 11:49:13 AM |
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judi35
Madisonville, KY
age: 58 online now!
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Hey PK,I like the Prayer. Thanks for reposting it.
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11/12/2007 12:05:59 PM |
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cholo2
Virginia Beach, VA
age: 53
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....nice..but every single woman must have a....
.......A CONDOM'S POEM
..........kissing is a habit, sex is a game
............guys get the pleasure, girls get the pain
.............the guys says 'i love you', you believe it's true
..............but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'the hell with you
...............ten minutes of pleasure, nine minutes of pain, three days in the hospital
................a baby without a name
.................this wouldn't happen if the condom we put on
...................PLAY SAFE, SPREAD THE WORD....NOT THE VIRUS
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11/12/2007 3:31:15 PM |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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very good Cholo
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11/12/2007 3:36:05 PM |
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lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54
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LOL cholo 10 minutes of pleasure??? Is 9 minutes of that smoking a cigarette or discussing how good the act was???
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11/12/2007 3:37:42 PM |
Single Women's Prayer |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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ROFLMAO
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11/12/2007 4:30:05 PM |
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lotsafuninpa
Tioga, PA
age: 66
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Wow--I liked the single ladies prayer--it was cute.
The condom thingy---only 10 mins.---holy cow--would kick him to the curb--lmao--lotsafuninpa.
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11/12/2007 4:41:26 PM |
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knightnyte2
Spring, TX
age: 55
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dream on...
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11/12/2007 4:45:46 PM |
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teachtorah
Clovis, NM
age: 59
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....
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11/12/2007 4:49:17 PM |
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lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54
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Knighty....I have a royal flush..........
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11/12/2007 5:25:54 PM |
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datein
Avon Park, FL
age: 61
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DO THEY NEED ANY CHIPS AND
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11/12/2007 6:06:30 PM |
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butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58
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Must be "strip" Poker
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