leahmarie
Aston, PA
age: 59
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The best pickup line I ever heard is rather long.
I was at a dance club, dancing with someone I had just met. Another man cut in on us. He told my dance partner that he was sorry to interupt, but he was my lawyer and had been trying to get in touch with me all day and needed to speak to me immediately. Of course, he wasn't my attorney, but he was good-looking, so I played along. I had a wonderful evening, but didn't see the guy again. As you probably guessed, a guy who uses that kind of line is full of bull s---, and who wants to date someone like that!?
The worst line I ever heard is a bit shorter.
Once again I was in a dance club. A guy came over and said, why don't I come over to his house where he has some fine wine and candles. Once we are there, two beautiful people can get to know each other. This guy was old and ugly ... I couldn't believe it ... like I am going to go with a perfect stranger and have sex with him! 
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sassy_lassy
Kingston, TN
age: 65
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Worst-
hey babe, whats that you have on
reply-What???
you know ..Perfume
reply-nothing
that great!! men like girls that wear nothing
2nd worst-
does your eyes bother you
they bother the hell out of me
best- hold me,I'm feeling dizzy
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