ladyeagleheart
Grants Pass, OR
age: 58
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I have never met anyone else like me. I think they broke the mold on purpose! One was enough.
I have my own version of logic. Not always matches anyone elses. I love to play and have fun. I can change subjects mid sentence. I can be dicussing quantum physics one sentence and go on to an entirely different subject in a split second.
That college professor still thinks I cheated. I tried telling her no one could cheat that fast! I told her if I was going to cheat I would at least make it look real.
I have a super fast mind and I also have sort of a photographic memory.
She would hand out tests that took everyone else two hours at least to finish. By the time she had handed them all out I had finished mine with almost a perfect score every time.
Then I really pissed her off. I finished two of her three month long classes in five and a half hours including twenty three tests. I got a b plus and one pissed off teacher.
Was not trying to piss her off. I just wanted the stuff done.
I love funny stories! I have a binder full of them. I love playing jokes as long as the person I play the joke on thinks it is funny too.
I am very straight forward. Sometimes down right blunt. I am a good listener and my friends all come to me for advise.
Right now I use an electric wheelchair to get around on the sidewalks and stores. I am not disabled,at least I dont act like it. I have to remember to NOT go into stores at five miles an hour! I have to remember not to accidently take out freezer doors, have come close a couple of times.
I am the gray haired lady that is going as fast as her wheelchair goes down the sidewalk. I was going weeeeee! but that got tiring so I took up going backwards when I am on the sidewalks. Drives my son nuts!
He also flat refuses to let me take my electric wheelchair on the 80 mile trip to the coast. I had it all planned out. I can go 29 miles before I need to charge it.
I talk to plants, trees, rocks, clouds. I talk to everything and everyone including myself. I even argue with myself, which is interesting. I can have two opposite views at the same time.
I dont believe anything. I either know it or I dont know it. I am either the best at doing something or the worlds worst. It amazes me just how bad I can be at some stuff.
I laugh at myself everyday. I laugh a lot.
I read Alternet every day.
I collect recipes and cookbooks.
I have a small library that is slowly growing. I had to sell my 2000 books ages ago when we moved across country.
I am not used to dating. Around guys I am very quiet. Only time I am quiet.
I can make anything out of material,wood or leather. Anything resembling an engine I am completely clueless. it wont sink in.
Sherlock Holmes is to blame for that. His way of thinking made sense to me when I was a little girl. Only put what you need to know in your memory and everything else goes into the library of data.
when I was a little girl our dog bit me. I went crying to my mom and told her. She said ' Oh, go bite him back.' I thought about and decided it made sense so I did. Went back and told my mom so proudly. Boy did i get a strange look.
I am a boiler tender! then we all went obsolete.
Right now, as soon as I get another word processing program, I am going back to writing my stories.
I am very psychic as is the rest of the family. I am just as blunt with the high realms as I am in this realm. I dont believe anything they say either.
That is me in a nutshell,sort of. I have been told repeatedly to write a book about my life. It has never been ordinary.
Jann
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