| 4/1/2007 8:30:09 AM |
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trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 57
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a bit advanced for most folks; Vesta !!
Well now, your profile did'nt mention anything about you being more advanced than most folks. Wait, let me go back and read it again, maybe I missed something; be right back !!
Some say the more clumpy; Vesta ! clumpy
Excuse me people but Im crackin up, this young man from Canada 27 years old has insight on clumpy sperm.
OK, Duckie you just told me to respect others and I said that I would, but luv this is killing me. Young intelligent minds are becoming so advanced that SEMEM is now being classified. I always thought any nut was a good nut ! Now I gotta go back and get semem samples to see if any of them had clumps, might not be a bad idea if I can replace the clumpy with some smooth.
You're right young man this is a bit too advanced for most folks. If we had a tester of some sort, you know, skeet on a strip, if the strip turns green that means go; if the strip turns red that means stop. But, wait if I skeet for the tester........no, that won't work.
Yea, this is too advanced for most folks, especially me.
[Edited 4/1/2007 8:47:27 AM]
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| 4/1/2007 8:30:12 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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All arguments and disagreements aside what you ask and describe is true to an extent. The only way that it would apply was if you had a "standard" to compare it to.
That would mean you would have to examine it closely for the amount of actual semen in the total fluid amount released. If you prolong the excitement long enough then the results can be extremely skewed, hence the excitement gives time for more semen and sperm to be produced. If the same person was to cum 4 times in 1 hour the last ejaculation would probably yield a few less sperm thus a clearer carrier fluid (semen).
Personally I've had different results with different partners. Some were way more exciting than others and it resulted in a "larger than normal" experience shall we say...
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Fun Facts About Semen (Wikipedia)
The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.
A load of ejaculate contains 40 million to 600 million sperm.
Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.
Besides sperm, semen is made of secretions from the seven lower urinary tract structures.
These strangely named structures include: epididymis, vas deferens, ampullae of the vas, seminal vesicle, prostate, Cowper's glands and glands of Littre. Semen itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm.
And it's so very good for you! (I added this one... he he he Copter)
Class Dismissed....
OK Hill I know you have a "Semen Buster" out there, bring it on.
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| 4/1/2007 8:53:44 AM |
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trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 57
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COPTER, Hill called me and told me to tell you to put that book down and get cable T.V......QUICK. sorryman, I just had too !!!
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| 4/1/2007 9:10:34 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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Krazz is supposed to hook me up... he is the cable pony around here.... We can't get TV out here where I live there are way too few "dark suckers on poles" so they have nowhere to run the wires. I have the internet, it is better than TV...
Out here in the country we have so many stars in our sky satellite TV won't work... lol
Basically Trojan I'm covering my bases here.... in twenty years when you go to court for anything they will have a record of everything you ever put on or looked at on the internet, every picture and every word... I'm giving them plenty to keep up with.
The "Viewed Porn" folder alone will consume an entire Teraflop hard drive LOL
Don't laugh too loud, it's all true.
(Except the porn part, just a joke there, April Fools!)
Copter
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| 4/1/2007 9:29:07 AM |
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singlennj
Budd Lake, NJ
age: 48
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HA HA HA HA HA
I'll Be Steal'n me some Gold!
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| 4/2/2007 5:14:42 PM |
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traumadez
Redlands, CA
age: 44
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I like the magnifing glass on the sheet after 'someone' spits it out idea!!!! ROFLMAO
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| 4/2/2007 9:37:12 PM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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I believe technically Dez that should be a
"clean catch sample"
to be properly analyzed.. he he he
All bets off if it's swallowed...
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| 4/2/2007 10:46:23 PM |
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traumadez
Redlands, CA
age: 44
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I said spit it out!!!!! LMAO
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| 4/3/2007 12:44:30 AM |
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ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 47
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Whoa! great new pic, Dez!
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